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Duh! didn’t you watch Harry Potter? We don’t speak that name.

She is going to put Dunkin out of business when she finally delivers that huge doughnut.

Mental Note #12 – Kissing Will Smith near his mouth, not cool. Poking him with a stick from behind, cool.

“Zac, listen, he is over there. Just tell him what happened between us last night. I’m tired of pretending.”

“This will get easier but it will always be messy”

Bitch needs more fabric.

“No, this is ‘Douche Energy’ and I’m not John Mayer. He sells Douche Juice”

Its all good folks, she is wearing a belt. The last thing you want to happen to you is to be caught sagging your VHS tape dress.

Its like full motion video on Mass Effect 3.

Isn’t she an extra for the Hobbit? Bieber’s in the Hobbit? F&%king Peter Jackson. First with this 48 frames per second crap and now this.