re: LeAnn Rimes Eating in a Bikini (14 comments)
re: Charlie Sheen Never Went to Rehab (80 comments)
An endless all-you-can-eat buffet of naked women having sex with me, free Bentleys, a briefcase of blow… if that’s the disease, why are we trying to cure it? That’s like calling your doctor after having a Viagra erection for more than four hours. Who’s calling a doctor? I’m calling every woman I ever met and begging.