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Posted on Dec 9th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.9.14 (36 comments)

Fear not. Step aside. I’ll handle this. Go home. Watch Lifetime.

Posted on Oct 31st
re: Chelsea Handler Topless Photo (36 comments)

Not bad. Not a bad rack at all.

Chelsea’s ain’t too shabby either.

You’re smoking pubes, man. DC is getting so teabagged by Marvel right now it ain’t even funny.

Posted on Sep 29th
re: Anna Kendrick & Cara Delevingne Are Your New Fappening (30 comments)

Who the fuck are these women?

Posted on Sep 29th
re: Lena Dunham Thinks Artists Should Work For Free (34 comments)

Which one’s the female?

Posted on Sep 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (21 comments)

We let this happen, America.

What’s worse, we let it happen FIVE fucking times.

Fuck you, America.

In the butt.

Posted on Sep 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (24 comments)

Alright, God….this shit isn’t funny anymore. Bring the boobs back and I’m back this Sunday and every Sunday. Quit fuckin’ around.

Posted on Sep 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.17.14 (12 comments)

First woman to ever become too fuckin annoying for me to beat off to.

Posted on Sep 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.17.14 (23 comments)

Someone’s got a poopy diaper.

Posted on Sep 18th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.17.14 (25 comments)

Looks like two hams fighting in a sock.