re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 12.9.14 (36 comments)
Fear not. Step aside. I’ll handle this. Go home. Watch Lifetime.
re: Chelsea Handler Topless Photo (36 comments)
Not bad. Not a bad rack at all.
Chelsea’s ain’t too shabby either.
re: Chadwick Boseman Is Black Panther: The Day Marvel Pissed In DC's Face (36 comments)
You’re smoking pubes, man. DC is getting so teabagged by Marvel right now it ain’t even funny.
re: Anna Kendrick & Cara Delevingne Are Your New Fappening (30 comments)
Who the fuck are these women?
re: Lena Dunham Thinks Artists Should Work For Free (34 comments)
Which one’s the female?
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 9.29.14 (21 comments)
We let this happen, America.
What’s worse, we let it happen FIVE fucking times.
Fuck you, America.
In the butt.
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 9.16.14 (24 comments)
Alright, God….this shit isn’t funny anymore. Bring the boobs back and I’m back this Sunday and every Sunday. Quit fuckin’ around.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.17.14 (12 comments)
First woman to ever become too fuckin annoying for me to beat off to.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.17.14 (23 comments)
Someone’s got a poopy diaper.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 9.17.14 (25 comments)
Looks like two hams fighting in a sock.