re: Selena Gomez Got A New Tattoo (31 comments)
How very Chicken Soup for the Tweener’s Soul. Are we sure Taylor Swift didn’t hog tie Gomez and tattoo this herself?
re: Bethenny Frankel Wore Her Daughter's Clothes, Pissed Off Mommy Bloggers (56 comments)
Wearing a toddler’s pj’s doesn’t change the fact that Skinnygirl is complete garbage. That goes for the beverage as well.
re: The Bonnie & Clyde of Fart-Sniffing Made A Trailer (14 comments)
NOPE. I still want to know #whatjaysaidtosolange. Nice distraction technique though.
re: Good Morning, Bella Thorne, And Other News (4 comments)
She’s looks way older. Did Chelsea Handler notarize her birth certificate or did she just go to the Catherine Zeta Jones school of math?
re: By All Means, Alex Pettyfer, Fingerbang Marloes Horst Right In The Middle of Coachella (12 comments)
You all beat me to the herp-lip.
This photo made me laugh so hard this morning, I think my kidneys shut down.
Getting your love taco groped in front of a camera, while puffing on a cig, and a giant, pussing cold sore on your mouth. Keep it Klassy, Kampers.
On the upside, all his relationships end in total carnage, so this will be fun to watch.