re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.7.14 (15 comments)
She keeps her shirt on at the beach? I didn’t know she was Mexican!
re: Louis C.K.'s SNL Monologue Went Over Well (118 comments)
Way better than Martin Lawrence’s “pilly-packers”/smelly vaginas monologue.
re: Kim Kardashian Wants You To Believe She Can Fit In Kylie Jenner's Bikini (59 comments)
That is actually possible. You’re being thrown off by the “D” cup, which isn’t really that big for a 30in band.
If the measurement of 34″ was taken around her whole bust, and the 30″ is the measurement from around her rib cage (right under the breast), then a 4″ difference would equal a 30D.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 3.5.14 (29 comments)
“All I’m saying is that Leo’s hairstyle wouldn’t look good on me. It’s not gonna happen.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 3.5.14 (27 comments)
Aww, she’s got Alec’s second chin!
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 3.4.14 (19 comments)
I’ve heard of mother’s eating their baby’s placenta, but I’ve never seen someone make a suede skirt from their post-pregnancy tummy tuck. Moo.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 2.24.14 (41 comments)
Well, someone’s gotta tip her over first.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.19.14 (25 comments)
Here I was thinking that scientist have found a way to bring blow-up dolls to life. Nope, it’s just Daisy from Rock of Love!
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 2.19.14 (35 comments)
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 12.12.13 (18 comments)