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“He should really just get out of the porn industry because things have gotten to his head, he disrespects women and his penis is small.”

Alright, someone shut this gaping kooze up and put her in a video with Lex Steele or Mandingo.

Fuck off, Kris.

Unfortunately, if she was going to have stretch marks, we would have already see them on her pre-pregnancy ass, hips, and boobs. The cellulite on the other hand, just you wait.

I knew she was giving birth to a calf, but I thought it was more of the “moo” variety, not “blow hole”.

Usually, if you’re going to wear shoes like that, you have the support of a stripper pole.

Relax angry nerds, he’s an actor that’s been playing geek roles for years.

Patience, it will happen.

OK, now I get why she’s been saying they aren’t going to be selling any photos of the baby. She’s incubating a calf, not a baby. Loophole!

I guess she thought that since she’s been squeezing herself into dresses all her life, being pregnant would be a breeze. Her dress killed itself after this.

Oh heil no.