re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.16.14 (20 comments)
Spare some change, sir?
You’re not going to use it for booze are you?
So…can I have it?
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 6.6.14 (17 comments)
The angle of that heel says no.
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.29.14 (30 comments)
He’ll crow. He’ll fight. He’ll fly. And then… he’ll die.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.7.14 (15 comments)
She keeps her shirt on at the beach? I didn’t know she was Mexican!
re: Louis C.K.'s SNL Monologue Went Over Well (118 comments)
Way better than Martin Lawrence’s “pilly-packers”/smelly vaginas monologue.
re: Kim Kardashian Wants You To Believe She Can Fit In Kylie Jenner's Bikini (60 comments)
That is actually possible. You’re being thrown off by the “D” cup, which isn’t really that big for a 30in band.
If the measurement of 34″ was taken around her whole bust, and the 30″ is the measurement from around her rib cage (right under the breast), then a 4″ difference would equal a 30D.
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 3.5.14 (29 comments)
“All I’m saying is that Leo’s hairstyle wouldn’t look good on me. It’s not gonna happen.”
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 3.5.14 (27 comments)
Aww, she’s got Alec’s second chin!
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 3.4.14 (19 comments)
I’ve heard of mother’s eating their baby’s placenta, but I’ve never seen someone make a suede skirt from their post-pregnancy tummy tuck. Moo.
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 2.24.14 (41 comments)
Well, someone’s gotta tip her over first.