Profile

Latest Comments

Posted on Jun 17th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 6.16.14 (20 comments)

Spare some change, sir?
You’re not going to use it for booze are you?
So…can I have it?

Posted on Jun 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Friday 6.6.14 (17 comments)

The angle of that heel says no.

Posted on May 29th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 5.29.14 (30 comments)

He’ll crow. He’ll fight. He’ll fly. And then… he’ll die.

Posted on Apr 7th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 4.7.14 (15 comments)

She keeps her shirt on at the beach? I didn’t know she was Mexican!

Posted on Mar 31st
re: Louis C.K.'s SNL Monologue Went Over Well (118 comments)

Way better than Martin Lawrence’s “pilly-packers”/smelly vaginas monologue.

That is actually possible. You’re being thrown off by the “D” cup, which isn’t really that big for a 30in band.

If the measurement of 34″ was taken around her whole bust, and the 30″ is the measurement from around her rib cage (right under the breast), then a 4″ difference would equal a 30D.

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121020033345/bustyresources/images/d/d4/Breast_volumes.png

Posted on Mar 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 3.5.14 (29 comments)

“All I’m saying is that Leo’s hairstyle wouldn’t look good on me. It’s not gonna happen.”
*sigh* “Fiiine”

Posted on Mar 5th
re: The Crap We Missed - Wednesday 3.5.14 (27 comments)

Aww, she’s got Alec’s second chin!

Posted on Mar 4th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 3.4.14 (19 comments)

I’ve heard of mother’s eating their baby’s placenta, but I’ve never seen someone make a suede skirt from their post-pregnancy tummy tuck. Moo.

Posted on Feb 25th
re: The Crap We Missed - Monday 2.24.14 (41 comments)

Well, someone’s gotta tip her over first.