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Posted on Apr 11th
re: Kate Upton Bikini Photos: Beach Bunny Runway (7 comments)

I can’t help it, every time I see her a spooge a little……

Posted on Apr 10th
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 4.9.13 (15 comments)

She needs to lay off those frozen meals….

Posted on Mar 8th
re: Justin Bieber Tries To Fight The Paparazzi In London (17 comments)

* The bodyguard , I mean….

Posted on Mar 8th
re: Justin Bieber Tries To Fight The Paparazzi In London (17 comments)

He’s about to beat the fuck out of someone!

Posted on Jan 24th
re: The Crap We Missed - Thursday 1.24.13 (25 comments)

Quack!

Sexual napalm!!

Posted on Jan 3rd
re: LeAnn Rimes Bikini Photos: Cabo (8 comments)

I….can…almost…..reach my dignity!

Posted on Dec 5th, 2012
re: Kate Upton: Vogue Germany Photoshoot (5 comments)

Those tits gave my penis a “mini stroke”!
(or was that my hand?)

Posted on Nov 21st, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.20.12 (35 comments)

Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage..

Posted on Nov 21st, 2012
re: The Crap We Missed - Tuesday 11.20.12 (19 comments)

“I beat off with my LEFT hand today HAHAHAHAHA!”