In a giant “Fuck you!” to me from the universe, I’ve learned that Audrina Patridge of MTV’s The Hills gets paid $10,000 just to show up at clubs and drink. Nobody ever pays me to drink. Though somebody once tried to pay me not to drink. I told them to take their million bucks and scram. NY Daily News reports:
Not only does the contract require the $10k she earned, it also promises that Patridge and her entourage will be well taken care of. The Maxim model, 23, demands “a secure VIP area with complimentary beer, mixed drinks and bottle service (two bottles) and at least one security guard at all times,” according to the rider.
If somebody shows up a club screaming “Oh my God, I have to get in! Audrina Patridge is here!”, I think the bouncers should legally be allowed to sterilize that person. I dunno, that’s just me. Call me crazy, but I’d like to see the human race survive and not be snuffed out in a “poof” of fake tits, lattes and vapid assclowns. Unless that “poof” is the sound of an H-bomb hitting Spencer Pratt in the neck.
Leave her alone! Audrina Patridge is a saint. Besides, I want her camel toe in my mouth. The thought of her changing is such a turn on.
#21, I would buy her a drink. I don’t see what people’s problem with her is. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s famous and we’re not. Ok, so she’s famous for the hills. But her name is known. Given the choice we would all do the same thing. Leave her alone.
nice fucking knockers! I wonder if she gives good sloppy blowjobs, kinda has thin lips. boo.
we need to see her in some bikini shots ASAP!
meh. the hills shit parade continues….
In the words of Randal,
You are a beautiful and shining example of what we all hope and aspire to be. Clearly through hard work and dedication, you have found a way out of the mire,to put you in such a level of regard. I can only pray that my own children can make a living by arriving at bars with prothesis not given by nature, and finally
make me proud. You make our Soldiers sacrifice well worth the fight, keep up the good work.
Matt
She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile was found on the on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating, “she is so picky about guys!” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”
we have Mtv to thank for this. bitches and hos.
so much hate here, unbelievably funny… i happen to love the Hills, Audrina in particular. check out this hot shoot with her stylist Kira Plastinina http://youtube.com/watch?v=neGRQr08r1Y … have fun haters! haha!
WOW! Dig it stylequeen!! That’s dress looks so great on her. I checked out Kira’s site too, all kinds of goodies, very impressed ; ) = )
well hi veggie cake … @ least someone here has some taste. check her out here in action … http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=285820596