Audrina Patridge’s weird breasts in a bikini

February 17th, 2009 // 107 Comments

Audrina Patridge hit the beach in Hawaii while filming an episode for the upcoming season of The Hills. The whole cast is on location minus the Wunderdouches Heidi and Spencer. So, basically, they’ve been replaced with more footage of bikinis. Wait. Did MTV do something smart, or is the acid I put in my coffee kicking in? I’ll ask the leprechaun in my pants. He’ll know what to do.

UPDATE: Okay, that wasn’t a leprechaun, but now I know why my green Sharpie doesn’t work.

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  1. Marco n Us

    She is totally perfect, Wtf is wrong with her, NOTHING get your hand out of your pants. lol your weird Audrina is perfect in my book.

  2. lala

    the 3rd pic of a male isnt Brody, it is LC’s ex boyfriend Doug the Slug

  3. the big kahuna

    i love audrina, but she REALLY needs to get her boobs redone.

  4. tj

    yes, weird. there’s also something weird going on in my trousers right now, too, after looking at these pictures.

  5. Jen

    The blond girl is not Lauren Bosworth, it’s Spencer’s sister, Stephanie Pratt…

  6. Joline

    She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single now?

  7. lou

    All you do is talk shit about people, I bet you weigh 350 pounds an look like
    crap

  8. JJ

    i COMPLETELY agree with #57

    stop talking shit about everyone
    its like she’s too thin..she’s too fat..she’s…
    then who the fuck is good enough huh?

    nobody is effing perfect..but there is nothing horribly wrong with these people
    nothing gives away a jealous and bitter shitty loser than constant bashing on people that most of you assfaces would secretly kill to look like..

  9. Audrina Patridge is dumber than a bag of hammers.

    She made the “The Soup’s” top ten videos last year with her moronic, nay, imbecillic, comment regarding particle colliders. If you haven’t seen it, youtube it.

    For those of you who find her charming, I recommend dating a blow up doll.

  10. fee

    this is a site for talking shit. Not Oprah.

  11. Kris

    That’s definitely Stephanie Pratt, not Lo

  12. danny

    The breatsesses are OK, but their placement seems a bit off, eh?

  13. Ted from L

    How old is this woman/girl? From the neck down she looks exactly like Phyllis Diller.

  14. thecaptainofcool

    the only thing weird about them right now is that my penis is not between them.

  15. laurente

    oh here we go another fake titted gal who is so skinny and stuffs too much into her chest so it looks freakish
    she is a very average gal
    and No I am not fat

  16. laurente

    oh here we go another fake titted gal who is so skinny and stuffs too much into her chest so it looks freakish
    she is a very average gal
    and No I am not fat

  17. I WANNA SUCK THOSE BOOBS YUM YUM YUM :P :P :P

    XOXO !!

  18. I cannot agree more, actually I wrote a similar post weeks ago

    Edward

    Frontier Blog – No one ahead, no one behind
    http://www.hwswworld.com/wp

  19. I cannot agree more, actually I wrote a similar post weeks ago

    Edward

    Frontier Blog – No one ahead, no one behind
    http://www.hwswworld.com/wp

  20. Repentant Sinner

    WOW… i’m famous!!! You can totally see me stroking it. Check the background of pictures 1 through 4. So sayeth the lord.

    P.S. kelly kapowski looks good with fake tits

  21. Jemma

    It’s so horrible how everyone is always paying her out. She is absolutely gorgeous, she might have a strange gaping whole in the middle of her boobs but so what. There is much worse.

    I love Audrina, and think she is a very kind hearted down to earth girl.
    I think all the people that are bagging her are all jealous of her beauty

  22. be certain: I CAN LIVE WITH THOSE, folks!!

    (idea: very, VERY dark sunglasses?)

  23. schimm4l

    theyre so oddly proportioned to her body that… theyre just beautiful

  24. desi

    anyone else think audrina got lip injections???

  25. lawrence

    Fucking gorgeous picture~~~~~~!!! I see it in this lady’s profile at
    richromances.com that is a site for model and beautiful people. is she
    still a single? Still looking?

  26. Superweird and massively fake. What a douchebag.

  27. lucy

    She is so lovely, and I saw her profile on
    ____Millionaireromances com_____,she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.

  28. pahlavi

    Those are some gross tit-tays!

  29. Eh, she looks ok to me, I don’t get what the fuss is.

    Unlike that obviously gay surfer dude with the godawful tattoo

  30. brody jenner isn’t just an unconvincing actor on the show, he’s unconvincing as a man in real life

    http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com

  31. Geez Loiuse, you could drive a bus through her cleavage… which works for me, because that’s about the size of my cock…

  32. She’s turning into Tara Reid!

  33. Cletus

    Really nice couple!!
    Have seen many beautiful couples on === InbredRepublican.c o m === the place where hot retards and sexy young creationists;and handsome old folks with inbred children meet and mingle! You may wanna check it out!LOL

  34. momo

    budlites and corona….
    goes to show
    only taste she got is between her thighes

  35. Does anyone else notice that they have glass on the beach?? Thats completely illegal. Dumb bitches. I hope they break a glass and fall in it.

  36. Does anyone else notice that they have glass on the beach?? Thats completely illegal. Dumb bitches. I hope they break a glass and fall in it.

  37. Am I the only one who really doesn’t care that they’re crooked?

  38. Riley

    #75 desi- Yes! i have been wondering the same thing, she actually looks pretty in these pix (my opinion) so i was thinking she had to have something done, and her lips look a tad bit plumper. I really think she had her lips injected

  39. embarrased to point this out

    thats not lauren bosworth that’s stephanie pratt

  40. lou

    I cannot believe first of all that I am responding to such a worthless website.
    No wonder this country is in the shape it’s in as it’s citizens are nothing more than robots reacting to their completely worthless programing which has somehow made actors heroes, and the leaders of this Nation.

  41. funsexy

    hahahahahaha, a sexy woman want to find a sexy man to date. She put her profile”soulsingler22″ and blogs on a celebrity&millionaires romance site “C e l e b m i n g l e. C O M “, I really want to ask whether she found her soulmate there. She puts so many hot pics there.

  42. tc

    Look, leftie and rightie just had a bit of an argument, and decided to go their own ways for a bit.

    I’m sure they will make up soon, and reform as the single entity known as a bosom.

  43. Zach

    this is not lo, this is Stephanie Pratt.

  44. assclown

    Arbitrary comment. I saw her profile on ____FuckAClownInTheGoatAss com_____,she is surrounded by people that want to pump bozo in the grease-paint-soaked pooper. I met many classy mimes, hot rich jesters, all with asses in many ways similar to a goat’s.

    Also, this is Stephanie Pratt, not Lauren Bosworth.

  45. Kate

    #45
    I love Audrina to pieces but her boobs actually aren’t real and I have heard that from her.
    She didnt have the best surgeon, but she is still beautiful and I bet anyone would kill to look like her. I know I would

  46. Melissa

    She could use a more flattering bikini. My boyfriend thinks her eyes are weird, it kind of freaks him out. I think she is a pretty girl like all of the hills gals. However, I saw how much money they make per episode and was sick to my stomach.. I never watched the show again.
    Audrina: 50, 000 per episode
    Lauren: 60 or 70
    I cant remember exactly, but some of us make that in a year. Social workers make half. It makes me sad to think about the world and where the resources go to. This money coudl be used to create something to help poor children, starving people instead of the hills. Those kids already have money. Because people watch the show, now they get paid to flash their money and lifestyle. Sick..

  47. JessRN

    She has really nice abs tho! I’m jealous

  48. JessRN

    She has really nice abs tho! I’m jealous

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