Audrina Patridge hit the beach in Hawaii while filming an episode for the upcoming season of The Hills. The whole cast is on location minus the Wunderdouches Heidi and Spencer. So, basically, they’ve been replaced with more footage of bikinis. Wait. Did MTV do something smart, or is the acid I put in my coffee kicking in? I’ll ask the leprechaun in my pants. He’ll know what to do.
UPDATE: Okay, that wasn’t a leprechaun, but now I know why my green Sharpie doesn’t work.
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llywleyn | February 17, 2009 at 12:24 pm
boobs
mike | February 17, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Blah!
llywleyn | February 17, 2009 at 12:25 pm
boobs
environmentalist | February 17, 2009 at 12:25 pm
When will we learn? We must stop dumping industrial waste in the ocean. You go to the beach and what do you see? Big mounds of silicone that washed ashore. They look so ugly and unnatural.
Sportsdvl | February 17, 2009 at 12:26 pm
There hasn’t been a gap that large between tits since Tori Spelling was on TV.
cheech | February 17, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Cool man. I would still do her. In fact I would do any hole.
hollywood_hillbilly | February 17, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Her breasts aren’t that weird. I have definitely come across this type of boob in the wild. Also, her sister is hottt.
Teeeh | February 17, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Not weird, Not weird at all
Teeeh | February 17, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Right on #6,
Jeezy | February 17, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Plastic surgery gone wrong.
Randal | February 17, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Audrina is one of my favorites on The Hills and she’s certainly making a big name for herself just as Heidi Montag has already done, although I’m still debating on which one of the two is more beautiful.
You can catch them both on The Hills for double beauty action.
Randal
TundraC | February 17, 2009 at 12:35 pm
That is ot lauren Boseworth. Looks like Spencers sister, stephanie… Not like anyone cares though. We are all fixated on the grand canyon between Audrina’s Fun bags!!
TundraC | February 17, 2009 at 12:35 pm
That is ot lauren Boseworth. Looks like Spencers sister, stephanie… Not like anyone cares though. We are all fixated on the grand canyon between Audrina’s Fun bags!!
Courageous | February 17, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Sure, her breasts are fake, but as fake breasts go, they are quite nice, and she is a very pretty girl. I have never seen an episode of The Hills and have no plan to do so unless Audrina and her friends tie me down and do all kinds of nasty on me while it plays on the TV. In any case, she is hot.
‘nuf said!
sixpack | February 17, 2009 at 12:38 pm
…what is that VERY GAY landing strip thing surf-bro has on his stomach? Jesus, what happened to men!??
Dakota | February 17, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Audrina looks gorgeous as usual. I think there are lots of jealous people out there who only wish they looked that awesome in a bikini…..
Dakota | February 17, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Audrina looks gorgeous as usual. I think there are lots of jealous people out there who only wish they looked that awesome in a bikini…..
Dakota | February 17, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Audrina looks gorgeous as usual. I think there are lots of jealous people out there who only wish they looked that awesome in a bikini…..
jimmy | February 17, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Dakota is a dork.
Dakota is a dork.
Dakota is a dork.
Courageous | February 17, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Dakota…. could not agree more.
sixpack… gotta tell you… I did not even look at the pics of Brody. How gay are you? lol
peter | February 17, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Omg. She looks so hot. I love her very much. I just saw her pretty ad with sexy photos on “millionaire friends. c om”. It is said she is dating a great guy there.
Vince Lombardi | February 17, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Avoiding the breast (t)issue for a moment: If you have to tattoo your own name on the side of your ribcage in 3″ high letters, it’s probably because you aren’t intelligent enough to remember your name without (c)rib notes.
Yeah, I said it.
Bradd Pitts Stinky Finger. | February 17, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Those beavery teeth would gnaw my dick off.
MustangSally | February 17, 2009 at 12:47 pm
5. Sportsdvl – February 17, 2009 12:26 PM
There hasn’t been a gap that large between tits since Tori Spelling was on TV.
GENIUS
so soooo true
#22 - well played! | February 17, 2009 at 12:49 pm
that was clever. props!
jlo | February 17, 2009 at 12:52 pm
That’s stephanie pratt, not lauren bosworth.
http://www.popduds.com (now open) | February 17, 2009 at 12:54 pm
this is great news for anybody with a sternum fetish!
John | February 17, 2009 at 1:12 pm
First…. of all, HORF. Ladies, please don’t get fake tits. I don’t care if you got bug bites for tits, it beats the hell out of the huge gapping void between the fake ones. (see above photos for visual) Just make sure you ass is fine, nah-mean, just sayin’.
Panthro | February 17, 2009 at 1:14 pm
What up, girl?
The Music Elitist | February 17, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Her boobs are weird looking….but I think that separation would make titty-fucking her easier.
RichPort's Ghost | February 17, 2009 at 1:23 pm
If I wasn’t such a goddamn cocksucking faggot I would probably find her attractive.
But alas, I’m a knob-goggling bitch. I’m the truest definition of “wide receiver.” Goatse’s got nothing on me.
P.S. Anyone know when the next episode of “Queer Eye” is on? I missed it when I was out walking my toy poodle on the way to getting my vagina waxed.
Deacon Jones | February 17, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Look!
It’s Brooke Hogan with a case of outer thigh herpes!
Warren Piece | February 17, 2009 at 1:34 pm
YOUR BIG BOOBS WILL NOT DISTRACT ME FROM YOUR HORRIBLE CANKLES AUDRINA. Seriously folks – she has _terrible_ cankles – research it. Anyway – the boobs are too big now – personally a big fan of the natural, regardless of the size.
J | February 17, 2009 at 1:36 pm
I think that is Stpehanie Pratt not Lo…
Fati | February 17, 2009 at 1:38 pm
her breasts are fine.
Ted Mosby | February 17, 2009 at 1:40 pm
She looked fine before the implants. She still looks good with the fake funbags.
obama45 | February 17, 2009 at 1:41 pm
She is really hot,i just heard that she is hooking up with a ta ll basketball player on a ta ll da ting place named: ____T allmingle Co m____ ,really?
Noob | February 17, 2009 at 1:48 pm
thirty eighth!!!!!!!!
ChEF | February 17, 2009 at 1:49 pm
those tits are fake, but i’d still leave a load on her stomach…
Geegee | February 17, 2009 at 1:58 pm
that blonde is Spencers sister, not lauren bosworth.
Richard McBeef | February 17, 2009 at 2:21 pm
She should get a third implant put in that massive gap. Total Recall, baby. Then I might fuck her just for the novelty factor.
sara | February 17, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Another loser that deformed herself. She looked so much better before. It looks painful to have to carry those things around. You can almost see the outline of the implants.
Superevil | February 17, 2009 at 2:50 pm
I’d love to fuck her in the mouth
Fluffy Butt | February 17, 2009 at 2:54 pm
they kind of look like oranges in TUBE SOCKS. a few more years and she may just be able to tie them in knots. now thats HOTT
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bryony1 | February 17, 2009 at 3:10 pm
They’re natural and not shoved together by a padded top. People are so used to seeing fake breasts they can’t tell when they see the real things.
Rich Port's Ghost's Troll is Gay | February 17, 2009 at 3:47 pm
yup
JPRichardson | February 17, 2009 at 3:54 pm
She actually looks attractive here.
wolf5150 | February 17, 2009 at 4:14 pm
yea, peek-a-boo you freakin’ whore, lets see you stick that Corona bottle in your vag.
meme | February 17, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Oh how I hate that I know this. Audrina is with Stephanie Pratt, not with Lo Bosworth. Ugh, I need to be slapped for knowing this.
milf | February 17, 2009 at 5:34 pm
who says not?
then guess you better see what hot and sincere cougars on “____ Agelessmate.com ____” are saying about her!! BTW, it’s the place where Ageless people meet and mingle! Nothing but love rules there!!