Audrina Patridge’s weird breasts in a bikini

February 17th, 2009 // 107 Comments

Audrina Patridge hit the beach in Hawaii while filming an episode for the upcoming season of The Hills. The whole cast is on location minus the Wunderdouches Heidi and Spencer. So, basically, they’ve been replaced with more footage of bikinis. Wait. Did MTV do something smart, or is the acid I put in my coffee kicking in? I’ll ask the leprechaun in my pants. He’ll know what to do.

UPDATE: Okay, that wasn’t a leprechaun, but now I know why my green Sharpie doesn’t work.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. llywleyn

    boobs

  2. llywleyn

    boobs

  3. environmentalist

    When will we learn? We must stop dumping industrial waste in the ocean. You go to the beach and what do you see? Big mounds of silicone that washed ashore. They look so ugly and unnatural.

  4. There hasn’t been a gap that large between tits since Tori Spelling was on TV.

  5. cheech

    Cool man. I would still do her. In fact I would do any hole.

  6. Her breasts aren’t that weird. I have definitely come across this type of boob in the wild. Also, her sister is hottt.

  7. Not weird, Not weird at all

  8. Jeezy

    Plastic surgery gone wrong.

  9. Randal

    Audrina is one of my favorites on The Hills and she’s certainly making a big name for herself just as Heidi Montag has already done, although I’m still debating on which one of the two is more beautiful.

    You can catch them both on The Hills for double beauty action.

    Randal

  10. TundraC

    That is ot lauren Boseworth. Looks like Spencers sister, stephanie… Not like anyone cares though. We are all fixated on the grand canyon between Audrina’s Fun bags!!

  11. TundraC

    That is ot lauren Boseworth. Looks like Spencers sister, stephanie… Not like anyone cares though. We are all fixated on the grand canyon between Audrina’s Fun bags!!

  12. Courageous

    Sure, her breasts are fake, but as fake breasts go, they are quite nice, and she is a very pretty girl. I have never seen an episode of The Hills and have no plan to do so unless Audrina and her friends tie me down and do all kinds of nasty on me while it plays on the TV. In any case, she is hot.

    ‘nuf said!

  13. sixpack

    …what is that VERY GAY landing strip thing surf-bro has on his stomach? Jesus, what happened to men!??

  14. Dakota

    Audrina looks gorgeous as usual. I think there are lots of jealous people out there who only wish they looked that awesome in a bikini…..

  15. Dakota

    Audrina looks gorgeous as usual. I think there are lots of jealous people out there who only wish they looked that awesome in a bikini…..

  16. Dakota

    Audrina looks gorgeous as usual. I think there are lots of jealous people out there who only wish they looked that awesome in a bikini…..

  17. jimmy

    Dakota is a dork.
    Dakota is a dork.
    Dakota is a dork.

  18. Courageous

    Dakota…. could not agree more.

    sixpack… gotta tell you… I did not even look at the pics of Brody. How gay are you? lol

  19. peter

    Omg. She looks so hot. I love her very much. I just saw her pretty ad with sexy photos on “millionaire friends. c om”. It is said she is dating a great guy there.

  20. Vince Lombardi

    Avoiding the breast (t)issue for a moment: If you have to tattoo your own name on the side of your ribcage in 3″ high letters, it’s probably because you aren’t intelligent enough to remember your name without (c)rib notes.

    Yeah, I said it.

  21. Those beavery teeth would gnaw my dick off.

  22. MustangSally

    5. Sportsdvl – February 17, 2009 12:26 PM

    There hasn’t been a gap that large between tits since Tori Spelling was on TV.

    GENIUS
    so soooo true

  23. #22 - well played!

    that was clever. props!

  24. jlo

    That’s stephanie pratt, not lauren bosworth.

  25. this is great news for anybody with a sternum fetish!

  26. John

    First…. of all, HORF. Ladies, please don’t get fake tits. I don’t care if you got bug bites for tits, it beats the hell out of the huge gapping void between the fake ones. (see above photos for visual) Just make sure you ass is fine, nah-mean, just sayin’.

  27. Panthro

    What up, girl?

  28. Her boobs are weird looking….but I think that separation would make titty-fucking her easier.

  29. RichPort's Ghost

    If I wasn’t such a goddamn cocksucking faggot I would probably find her attractive.

    But alas, I’m a knob-goggling bitch. I’m the truest definition of “wide receiver.” Goatse’s got nothing on me.

    P.S. Anyone know when the next episode of “Queer Eye” is on? I missed it when I was out walking my toy poodle on the way to getting my vagina waxed.

  30. Deacon Jones

    Look!
    It’s Brooke Hogan with a case of outer thigh herpes!

  31. Warren Piece

    YOUR BIG BOOBS WILL NOT DISTRACT ME FROM YOUR HORRIBLE CANKLES AUDRINA. Seriously folks – she has _terrible_ cankles – research it. Anyway – the boobs are too big now – personally a big fan of the natural, regardless of the size.

  32. J

    I think that is Stpehanie Pratt not Lo…

  33. Fati

    her breasts are fine.

  34. Ted Mosby

    She looked fine before the implants. She still looks good with the fake funbags.

  35. obama45

    She is really hot,i just heard that she is hooking up with a ta ll basketball player on a ta ll da ting place named: ____T allmingle Co m____ ,really?

  36. Noob

    thirty eighth!!!!!!!!

  37. ChEF

    those tits are fake, but i’d still leave a load on her stomach…

  38. Geegee

    that blonde is Spencers sister, not lauren bosworth.

  39. Richard McBeef

    She should get a third implant put in that massive gap. Total Recall, baby. Then I might fuck her just for the novelty factor.

  40. sara

    Another loser that deformed herself. She looked so much better before. It looks painful to have to carry those things around. You can almost see the outline of the implants.

  41. Superevil

    I’d love to fuck her in the mouth

  42. Fluffy Butt

    they kind of look like oranges in TUBE SOCKS. a few more years and she may just be able to tie them in knots. now thats HOTT
    .
    .
    not

  43. bryony1

    They’re natural and not shoved together by a padded top. People are so used to seeing fake breasts they can’t tell when they see the real things.

  44. Rich Port's Ghost's Troll is Gay

    yup

  45. JPRichardson

    She actually looks attractive here.

  46. wolf5150

    yea, peek-a-boo you freakin’ whore, lets see you stick that Corona bottle in your vag.

  47. meme

    Oh how I hate that I know this. Audrina is with Stephanie Pratt, not with Lo Bosworth. Ugh, I need to be slapped for knowing this.

  48. milf

    who says not?
    then guess you better see what hot and sincere cougars on “____ Agelessmate.com ____” are saying about her!! BTW, it’s the place where Ageless people meet and mingle! Nothing but love rules there!!

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