Audrina Patridge was doing something sexy

March 23rd, 2010 // 49 Comments

Here’s Audrina Patridge leaving a Maxim photoshoot yesterday because nobody cares about anything but her breasts. On that note, is it me, or do they look bigger? I’m not saying she had more work done, but we should probably consider just being in the same room as Heidi Montag caused them to magically grow thrice in a size. Followed by a pillow fight – in hot butter. Stop me if I’m getting too scientific.

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  1. b

    first..

    ID EAT THE …..

    nevermind

  2. Mr. GQ

    I would so hit that!!!!

  3. martian1234

    Im stopping you… You blinded me with Science…. haha
    love this site

  4. Wendel

    where’s the topless pics???

  5. Ego

    Fish, that pillow fight between Heidi and Audrina, MAKE THAT SHIT HAPPEN!!

  6. ohhhhhhhyeah

    no one else thinks her tits look laughably weird? I mean, they hardly even look like tits anymore…more like misplaced inflatable hocky pucks

  7. Alky

    Since when was “smart water” orange? Portable screwdriver?

  8. nutnbutter

    mmmmm.. i would spunk all inside her then slurp it up and spit it in her tight little asshole. superficial socialite celebrity bitch..that’s how they like to be treated!! trust me i know.. i let guys do it all the time on me

  9. What now?

    I was thinking the exact same thing when I saw these pictures.

  10. jobob247

    My publicist told me that if i look up it’ll hide my wonky eyes….. oh shit I forgot to look up and away in a few of the pics. GD IT.

  11. grobpilot

    What do you want to bet she thinks “Smart Water” will do what it says on the label?

  12. The Original Shawn

    I know I repeat myself, but I love this young lady. She gets her publicity, we get her pics, and all without a peep about her treating people like crap, preaching to us about something to which she is clueless, breaking the law, rambling on Twitter while obviously stoned, and/or otherwise acting like a bitch and/or bat-shit crazy.

    Maybe somebody can arrange a conference where Audrina can teach her behavioral skills to the rest of the twitocracy.

  13. Alky – I was thinking the same thing! I wish I had someone to drive me around so I could gulp mimosas like water.

  14. NarlyFace

    In some shots she looks like she has a bit of a 5 o’clock happy trail going on, maybe it’s just moles.

  15. What do you want to bet she thinks “Smart Water” will do what it says on the label?

  16. G&T

    Fish, you don’t even need to write anything next time.
    Just post more pictures!

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  19. I don’t know if her boobs or getting bigger or she’s just getting smaller.

  20. mikeybikey

    id hit it

  21. Jenn

    Proof that there is a new shitty writer:

    No mention of “wonk tits”

  22. she did, fish

    im friends with her. she had them redone to look more flattering. went bigger too. she had a botch job when younger.

  23. Mandi

    I don’t get the wonky eye comments I have read about her in the past – she actually has beautiful eyes.
    I never watched her on The Hills, so she could be annoying as shit, but I like this girl. She has a killer body and obviously people have noticed. Her acting wasn’t stellar in “Sorority Row” but she didn’t have much of a part, either.
    Still, I am a fan for now and am looking foward to more from her!

  24. Sam

    OK, good, I thought I was the only one that thought her boobs had gotten bigger somehow. Glad someone concurs.

  25. Audrina Patridge was looking very sexy.

  26. juge

    those boobs are just disgusting, she’s too small to have enormous brest like that. She’s a beautiful girl with great body, and i just hope that she will get rid of those nasty things on her chest before those two will be heidi montag size, god help the girl

  27. SO RIGHT

    I just need to know WHO told her to put eye-liner on the inside of her eyes???? She could be somewhat attractive if it weren’t for that gross eye-liner that makes her eyes look tiny and weird!

  28. She’s not bad…in my eyes she’s very sexy..but she could use a tat more hips..cause she looks kinda plain on this photos…but overall I think she’s a person that would be fun to be with…but I might be wrong..

  29. No some time but you life time sexy

  30. Boogeyman King Dong

    Dammit! That lemonade looks good!

  31. Galtacticus

    I’m getting hungry from watching that lemonade.

  32. Mama Pinkus

    that gal has no lips but don’t tell her, lest she do to her lips what she’s done to her chest

  33. @ 12 – This is true. She doesn’t do much to make you hate her. It’s all wonk eye and wonk boob on demand. Not bad.

    Looks like she used bowling balls instead of silicone.

  34. She looks great and she actually looks her age unlike some other 23 year olds.

    Read it http://www.celebpsychic.com Then weep!

  35. captain america

    this is a pretty nice, decent & fruiful young lady.
    UNFORTUNATELY SHE HAS AMERICAN FRIENDS, folks!!

  36. 4s

    they’re huge now, disproportionate even. she needs a big tank top to go around her chest but has to tie so much off around the rest of her. and it’s still stretching around her boobs.

  37. 4s

    they’re huge now, disproportionate even. she needs a big tank top fit around her chest but has to tie so much off around the rest of her. and the tank is still stretching around her boobs.

  38. hhh

    those r supermilky.
    yumy assactually she should wear only the skirt and not that stupid t shirt so that her yummy puppets r exposed to us.

  39. She is amazing in Playboy. Here is her Playboy video –
    http://hivids.net/video.php?vid=Audrina_Patridge_Playboy_video

  40. I call 'em as I see 'em

    Yeah, I was gonna ask if they’ve been enhanced. They weren’t that big 6 months ago. Sad that’s all I know about her. Talk about a one trick pony. And I do mean TRICK.

  41. mimi

    Wow the Hills chicks, they get semi- famous and the first thing they do is get over-sized fun bags(which even if they weren’t on tv flat chested one week and human airbags the next) would still be obviously fake due to the fact that they do nothing about the fact that they have the bodies of a 10 year old boy. overrated. gag.

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  43. Thank you for your sharing.

  44. Kelly O
    Commented on this photo:

    Great now I have to go home and beat my wife!

    LOL!! just kidding so you can hold off on the comments !

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