Audrina Patridge was doing something sexy

Here’s Audrina Patridge leaving a Maxim photoshoot yesterday because nobody cares about anything but her breasts. On that note, is it me, or do they look bigger? I’m not saying she had more work done, but we should probably consider just being in the same room as Heidi Montag caused them to magically grow thrice in a size. Followed by a pillow fight – in hot butter. Stop me if I’m getting too scientific.