Audrina Patridge hosted an event for Bombay Sapphire in Vegas over the weekend proving she’s the only pure and decent thing to come out of The Hills. Audrina grasps the concept that nobody wants to hear her talk. Ever. Not even if the sound of her voice is the antidote for cancer. Just smile, wear a bikini then wait for your fleeting relevancy to be replaced by the next 21-year-old with implants who’s banging an MTV producer. Audrina Patridge, we salute you! Keep on truckin’!
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Damn! You could land a plane between them shits! The north pole and south pole are closer to each other than her left and right nipples are to each other. lol
How the fuck can a young girls breasts be sagging that much, jesus christ.
Bra much?
i hope for her sake plastic surgeons do refunds, theyve aged her tits, by about 40 years ..
Maybe it’s just the swimsuit but her breasts look quite yucky.
They look like big cow udders.
her breasts look great. they look exactly how natural breasts that size would have looked. you go girl!
I hope here pussy looks better than those boobs…
I love all 3 of her.
She is so … so …. put together. A kind of dark-haired Barbie Doll.
This is the kind of “talent” that Charlie Sheen would spend $5,000 a night for.
Fuckin amateur idiots who think these are fake breasts. Maybe hire some hookers or whatever and figure out for yourself what is real and what is fake.
She’s fuckin emaciated…
I know everyone is too busy looking at her boobs, cankles, etc…but did anyone notice her face and that her glasses are crooked in every picture???
OMG, she looks like crap, a walking stick. There is nothing sexy going on there, her body is way too thin and that makes her look like a disaster. Get some curves lady!
I can’t stand seeing huge boobs on bony chests.. it looks disgusting. Jesus, eat something.
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Most of the 114 comments above are focused on whether Audrina’s boobs are fake or not. However, has anyone wondered what on earth made Audrina wear that ghastly swimsuit? What she really needed was a top that could support and push the bosom upward not a wide low neckline that allowed her bosoms to do more or less what they wanted.
She’s more than just nice enhanced boobs! I mean, look at her nice smile!
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a. Caucasian male.
b.Heterosexual.
c. Aged between mid 20s to mid 30s
d. Physical defect or has impediment which he finds very embarrassing.
e. No steady or mature relationship with opposite sex.
f. Living alone.
d. Collector of pornography, especially porn mags.
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I’ll drink to them.
I like her
That Dr. did a great job!