Audrina Patridge tried on bikinis yesterday while her Hills co-star Lauren Conrad sat and watched which, I’m guessing, was tantamount to torture for two reasons: 1. Lauren probably can’t pour her coffee in the morning without getting slapped silly by Audrina’s insane breast gap. 2. It’s never fun to be reminded that when you wear a bikini, you exude the raw sexuality of oatmeal. No, really, I’ve been more aroused by the Quaker Oats guy. (For the record: I drunkenly confused him for a MILF. Thank God Mrs. Buttersworth was there…)
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News
She looks like a noodle on top and a big sausage on the bottom. No style, no grace, not pretty, and bad hair extensions. Not to mention fake, ugly breasts.
haha…you can always tell who the females are (or limp wristed males) by the posts and their comments. Look at all the fat girls complaining about this ridiculously hot chick.
give men(me) some signals: WEAR A THONG, please!!
THONG’s ARE HOT, folks!!
Yes! Flat mom-ass!
Maybe she took advange of FREE Wu-Yi Tea!
Maybe she got some FREE Wu-Yi Tea!
in which store they allow you to try bikinis and leave pussy juice there for other customers to buy? so i don’t go there
her jutting hip bones scare me, looks like u could cut meat with those babies
i want to fuck all the hills girls !!!!
and kim kardashian 2 !!!!
Before this nasty gash got tits she was a nobody and I never beat off to her.
She is so hot, makes me wish I didn’t have such a little wallet.
lol @ Ardgelina, umm trust me girls can be too skinny! Audrina has a great toned body though and she’s gorgeous, way better than any girl on the Hills! but still being too skinny isn’t as good as being too overweight
perfect body!
I’m a man who likes normal, healthy looking women. If you think that this woman is “fat” below the waist, you are out of your mind. That is absurd, and it’s just about the only part of her body that is seemingly normal. This girl is anorexic. I can’t imagine for the life of me how anyone can think that this is “sexy.” If she gains 20 lbs, she’d actually look like a normal person. Right now, it looks as if she has some kind of disease. I suspect that all of the other men on here who find this woman sexually attractive, are either very insecure about their penis size, are woman haters, or are really into little boys. You are all brainwashed by the media to believe that women should look like AIDS patients with fake breasts. Again, if you find this woman sexually attractive, you might want to hit the cancer research hospitals for your next “hot” date.
Gread Body seems like there is 0% body fat
It is perfect. Not everyone wants to be big, and I bet she does unhealthy.and eat cheeseburgers, she is hot worm