Audrina Patridge still wearing bikinis

June 16th, 2009 // 62 Comments

These are more shots of Audrina Patridge in Cabo this week, and I have to admit, she’s my favorite Hills star. She doesn’t talk much. She doesn’t really do much. But you can always count on her to wear a bikini when people start to forget who she is. It’s almost like Audrina’s a shining beacon of that women stuff I can’t remember because, honestly, I wasn’t really paying attention.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Jim

    first?

  2. Weird fucking body… if not for the fake tits, she’d be a nobody… well, nobody-er…

  3. Jim

    first?

  4. Great… Jim made me the meat in his douche sandwich…

  5. czar

    I would nail her

  6. yo momma

    IS that a RX bottle by her FOOT?
    If so, she may want to check out the next photoshoot’s locale first…

  7. yo momma

    IS that a RX bottle by her FOOT?
    If so, she may want to check out the next photoshoot’s locale first…

  8. Bertram

    @ #4

    lol

  9. Zee Brat

    Wow she has a horrible case of Kennedy face.

  10. nah yo

    @6,7

    That’s a lighter with teh sticker still on it.

  11. Funeral Guy

    I hate implants, but those aren’t the worst I’ve seen. Kind of a wonky eyed butter face. But hey, gotta say it….nice ass.

  12. sigh

    Cue the loads of mediocre excuses for “men” talking about how they’d nail her. The only action your dick is getting is from your hand in the shower with some shampoo in play, or from your equally mediocre wife/gf, who you should shower with love and affection for even tolerating your retarded ass.

    You’d never have a chance with a girl anywhere near this one, so why bother talking about all the things you’d do to her if you were a real man and she let you within 50 feet of her?

  13. Lulu

    EVERY shot has her hiding her FAT CANKLES! I know they’re there Audrina… I know they’re there…

  14. alex

    Dear PTB@Superficials,

    Feel free to run a daily post on Audrina in bikini’s every. single. fucking. day.

    No complaints from sunny Chicago!

  15. havoc

    #12…….your shit stinks.

    .

  16. Her weird shape boobs and that fuggers bikini scare me. Ick.

  17. I would loved to have seen her on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Outta Here!

    http://www.BreakupMakeup.com

  18. Deacon Jones

    @12
    At least we don’t have to resort to a fat slob of the same sex to get laid, unlike yourself.

    This cunt isn’t even that hot, depending where you are at the time.

  19. Kitt

    SORRY, BUT this chic- whoever the FUCK she is, is GROSS.
    Whats with the mung boobs? The bad tan? The space between her two rocks?? Her weird alien looking face????

    Jesus. Yuck.

    I HATE it when women have that weird ribcage thing happening just above their breasts- it’s fucking foul. I have thin friends who don’t have that- fuck, why is this chic famous again????

    FUCKING REMIND ME.

  20. Shawn

    True, you have to hand it to this one. At least she’s smart enough to realize nobody gives a damn what she thinks about anything. Instead of stirring up publicity with dumb quotes and outrageous behavior, she just hangs out in her bikinis and everybody’s happy.

    In the world of “why are you famous again?” there’s a lot to be said for simply not going out of your way to be annoying.

  21. Flight 1549

    Tower — Cactus fifteen twenty nine turn right two eight zero you can land runway one at Teterboro.

    Flight 1549 — We can’t do it.

    Tower — Okay which runway would you like at Teterboro?

    Flight 1549 — We’re gonna be between Audrina Partridge’s tits.

    Tower — I’m sorry, say again cactus.

  22. abby

    she looks better than the horse

  23. Richard McBeef

    Depends on which horse you are talking about.

  24. i wanna suck her tits so bad…n then finish in her balloon knot!

  25. Fignewton

    The Donkey Punch was invented for stupid bitches like this.

    Imagine the Mortal Kombat “FINISH HIM” line but with “PUNCH HER”

  26. To # 12-Any losers on here that needs to get closer than 50feet of Audriana is to be in L.A’s trendiest night club, buy a bottle and have 2 escort on each arms,,,shell catapult toward you like shes been shot out of a circus cannon…

  27. Tanzarian

    I’d empty a can whip cream in her, then pound her hard and see who explodes first.

  28. Venom

    She is so ugly.
    Ceiling eyes with the horrible bolt-on tits.

  29. Tad Bit Tipsy

    Please stop…. please… no more… I’d like to keep my meals down.

  30. Huckleberry Hashimoto

    Her tits are filled with concrete, just like her skull.

  31. Miles

    Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last week my girl Shauna Sand aka Hottest woman alive was #1 now guess who??? Hell yes the second hottest woman alive yes. The absolutely besutiful Audrina Partridge.. She is stunning wow.. And the best beach bod! Damn can you say SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man she is fucking out of this world hot and is way hotter than Megan Fox!!!!!!!!!!!! Audrina yes the second hottest behind Shauna and it gets no better than that as Mcbush would say my friends.. Thanks Superficial .. This is the best 2 weeks. 1# indeed!

  32. Miles

    Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last week my girl Shauna Sand aka Hottest woman alive was #1 now guess who??? Hell yes the second hottest woman alive yes. The absolutely besutiful Audrina Partridge.. She is stunning wow.. And the best beach bod! Damn can you say SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man she is fucking out of this world hot and is way hotter than Megan Fox!!!!!!!!!!!! Audrina yes the second hottest behind Shauna and it gets no better than that as Mcbush would say my friends.. Thanks Superficial .. This is the best 2 weeks. 1# indeed!

  33. Miles

    Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last week my girl Shauna Sand aka Hottest woman alive was #1 now guess who??? Hell yes the second hottest woman alive yes. The absolutely besutiful Audrina Partridge.. She is stunning wow.. And the best beach bod! Damn can you say SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man she is fucking out of this world hot and is way hotter than Megan Fox!!!!!!!!!!!! Audrina yes the second hottest behind Shauna and it gets no better than that as Mcbush would say my friends.. Thanks Superficial .. This is the best 2 weeks. 1# indeed!

  34. Miles

    Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last week my girl Shauna Sand aka Hottest woman alive was #1 now guess who??? Hell yes the second hottest woman alive yes. The absolutely besutiful Audrina Partridge.. She is stunning wow.. And the best beach bod! Damn can you say SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man she is fucking out of this world hot and is way hotter than Megan Fox!!!!!!!!!!!! Audrina yes the second hottest behind Shauna and it gets no better than that as Mcbush would say my friends.. Thanks Superficial .. This is the best 2 weeks. 1# indeed!

  35. Miles

    Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last week my girl Shauna Sand aka Hottest woman alive was #1 now guess who??? Hell yes the second hottest woman alive yes. The absolutely besutiful Audrina Partridge.. She is stunning wow.. And the best beach bod! Damn can you say SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man she is fucking out of this world hot and is way hotter than Megan Fox!!!!!!!!!!!! Audrina yes the second hottest behind Shauna and it gets no better than that as Mcbush would say my friends.. Thanks Superficial .. This is the best 2 weeks. 1# indeed!

  36. Sherry

    So sexy she is! but I am wondering why she created a pro file at “C e l e b m i n g l e . C 0 M”? It is a site for single rich people and celebrities.

  37. Screaming Meat Nugget

    slut.

  38. Salty Bob

    Miles, just be a little more patient after clicking “Post Your Comment,” then we all won’t have to suffer your stupidity five times over.

  39. She looks good. Is that what celebs do in their spare time? Hang out in Cabo looking hot?

  40. She should do that more often

  41. Jim

    why all the hate ?? don’t even try and tell me you wouldn’t rattle her given half a chance ?

  42. LadyCockCock

    I would dominate her sexually in the third way

  43. dude

    she has a decent face but damn that bod is PERFECT. id hit it no prob!

  44. captain america

    well, she has maybe a taller upperbody than usual.
    BUT THIS IS A “FRIENDLY” GIRL, folks!!

  45. Papahotnuts

    I just want to see her pussy. And taint.

  46. I've got a constant hardon

    Miles there’s no doubting that we would all both towel Shauna and Audrina, but come on hottest in the world, you’re kidding me!

  47. Darth

    Sun,beach and boobs.In a next life i like to be a bikini top!

  48. Toolboy

    I think I see a partial mud flap in pic#1 .
    I would bang her, but not #12. #12 has an attitude.

  49. Donkey Dongey Dong

    Yes please.

    Audrina makes us able to tolerate those incessant pictures of horsey-face Tori Spelling & Heidi Montag, large-bottomed Kim Lardassian, trailer-trash Britney “Where’s mama’s emergency ham y’all?”, and wonk-eyed Paris.

    Bless you Fish. Bless you indeed!

  50. DirtyWhoreMouth

    Does she have a happy trail? EW

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