These are more shots of Audrina Patridge in Cabo this week, and I have to admit, she’s my favorite Hills star. She doesn’t talk much. She doesn’t really do much. But you can always count on her to wear a bikini when people start to forget who she is. It’s almost like Audrina’s a shining beacon of that women stuff I can’t remember because, honestly, I wasn’t really paying attention.
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Jim | June 16, 2009 at 4:09 pm
first?
RichPort's Ghost | June 16, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Weird fucking body… if not for the fake tits, she’d be a nobody… well, nobody-er…
Jim | June 16, 2009 at 4:10 pm
first?
RichPort's Ghost | June 16, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Great… Jim made me the meat in his douche sandwich…
czar | June 16, 2009 at 4:13 pm
I would nail her
yo momma | June 16, 2009 at 4:21 pm
IS that a RX bottle by her FOOT?
If so, she may want to check out the next photoshoot’s locale first…
yo momma | June 16, 2009 at 4:22 pm
IS that a RX bottle by her FOOT?
If so, she may want to check out the next photoshoot’s locale first…
Bertram | June 16, 2009 at 4:27 pm
@ #4
lol
Zee Brat | June 16, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Wow she has a horrible case of Kennedy face.
nah yo | June 16, 2009 at 4:32 pm
@6,7
That’s a lighter with teh sticker still on it.
Funeral Guy | June 16, 2009 at 4:34 pm
I hate implants, but those aren’t the worst I’ve seen. Kind of a wonky eyed butter face. But hey, gotta say it….nice ass.
sigh | June 16, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Cue the loads of mediocre excuses for “men” talking about how they’d nail her. The only action your dick is getting is from your hand in the shower with some shampoo in play, or from your equally mediocre wife/gf, who you should shower with love and affection for even tolerating your retarded ass.
You’d never have a chance with a girl anywhere near this one, so why bother talking about all the things you’d do to her if you were a real man and she let you within 50 feet of her?
Lulu | June 16, 2009 at 4:44 pm
EVERY shot has her hiding her FAT CANKLES! I know they’re there Audrina… I know they’re there…
alex | June 16, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Dear PTB@Superficials,
Feel free to run a daily post on Audrina in bikini’s every. single. fucking. day.
No complaints from sunny Chicago!
havoc | June 16, 2009 at 5:21 pm
#12…….your shit stinks.
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Amy Grindhouse | June 16, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Her weird shape boobs and that fuggers bikini scare me. Ick.
Breakup Makeup | June 16, 2009 at 5:26 pm
I would loved to have seen her on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Outta Here!
http://www.BreakupMakeup.com
Deacon Jones | June 16, 2009 at 5:37 pm
@12
At least we don’t have to resort to a fat slob of the same sex to get laid, unlike yourself.
This cunt isn’t even that hot, depending where you are at the time.
Kitt | June 16, 2009 at 5:45 pm
SORRY, BUT this chic- whoever the FUCK she is, is GROSS.
Whats with the mung boobs? The bad tan? The space between her two rocks?? Her weird alien looking face????
Jesus. Yuck.
I HATE it when women have that weird ribcage thing happening just above their breasts- it’s fucking foul. I have thin friends who don’t have that- fuck, why is this chic famous again????
FUCKING REMIND ME.
Shawn | June 16, 2009 at 5:47 pm
True, you have to hand it to this one. At least she’s smart enough to realize nobody gives a damn what she thinks about anything. Instead of stirring up publicity with dumb quotes and outrageous behavior, she just hangs out in her bikinis and everybody’s happy.
In the world of “why are you famous again?” there’s a lot to be said for simply not going out of your way to be annoying.
Flight 1549 | June 16, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Tower — Cactus fifteen twenty nine turn right two eight zero you can land runway one at Teterboro.
Flight 1549 — We can’t do it.
Tower — Okay which runway would you like at Teterboro?
Flight 1549 — We’re gonna be between Audrina Partridge’s tits.
Tower — I’m sorry, say again cactus.
abby | June 16, 2009 at 5:58 pm
she looks better than the horse
Richard McBeef | June 16, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Depends on which horse you are talking about.
peanut | June 16, 2009 at 6:06 pm
i wanna suck her tits so bad…n then finish in her balloon knot!
Fignewton | June 16, 2009 at 6:27 pm
The Donkey Punch was invented for stupid bitches like this.
Imagine the Mortal Kombat “FINISH HIM” line but with “PUNCH HER”
so, so, ROUGH | June 16, 2009 at 7:12 pm
To # 12-Any losers on here that needs to get closer than 50feet of Audriana is to be in L.A’s trendiest night club, buy a bottle and have 2 escort on each arms,,,shell catapult toward you like shes been shot out of a circus cannon…
Tanzarian | June 16, 2009 at 7:38 pm
I’d empty a can whip cream in her, then pound her hard and see who explodes first.
Venom | June 16, 2009 at 7:59 pm
She is so ugly.
Ceiling eyes with the horrible bolt-on tits.
Tad Bit Tipsy | June 16, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Please stop…. please… no more… I’d like to keep my meals down.
Huckleberry Hashimoto | June 16, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Her tits are filled with concrete, just like her skull.
Miles | June 16, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last week my girl Shauna Sand aka Hottest woman alive was #1 now guess who??? Hell yes the second hottest woman alive yes. The absolutely besutiful Audrina Partridge.. She is stunning wow.. And the best beach bod! Damn can you say SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man she is fucking out of this world hot and is way hotter than Megan Fox!!!!!!!!!!!! Audrina yes the second hottest behind Shauna and it gets no better than that as Mcbush would say my friends.. Thanks Superficial .. This is the best 2 weeks. 1# indeed!
Miles | June 16, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last week my girl Shauna Sand aka Hottest woman alive was #1 now guess who??? Hell yes the second hottest woman alive yes. The absolutely besutiful Audrina Partridge.. She is stunning wow.. And the best beach bod! Damn can you say SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man she is fucking out of this world hot and is way hotter than Megan Fox!!!!!!!!!!!! Audrina yes the second hottest behind Shauna and it gets no better than that as Mcbush would say my friends.. Thanks Superficial .. This is the best 2 weeks. 1# indeed!
Miles | June 16, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last week my girl Shauna Sand aka Hottest woman alive was #1 now guess who??? Hell yes the second hottest woman alive yes. The absolutely besutiful Audrina Partridge.. She is stunning wow.. And the best beach bod! Damn can you say SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man she is fucking out of this world hot and is way hotter than Megan Fox!!!!!!!!!!!! Audrina yes the second hottest behind Shauna and it gets no better than that as Mcbush would say my friends.. Thanks Superficial .. This is the best 2 weeks. 1# indeed!
Miles | June 16, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last week my girl Shauna Sand aka Hottest woman alive was #1 now guess who??? Hell yes the second hottest woman alive yes. The absolutely besutiful Audrina Partridge.. She is stunning wow.. And the best beach bod! Damn can you say SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man she is fucking out of this world hot and is way hotter than Megan Fox!!!!!!!!!!!! Audrina yes the second hottest behind Shauna and it gets no better than that as Mcbush would say my friends.. Thanks Superficial .. This is the best 2 weeks. 1# indeed!
Miles | June 16, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last week my girl Shauna Sand aka Hottest woman alive was #1 now guess who??? Hell yes the second hottest woman alive yes. The absolutely besutiful Audrina Partridge.. She is stunning wow.. And the best beach bod! Damn can you say SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man she is fucking out of this world hot and is way hotter than Megan Fox!!!!!!!!!!!! Audrina yes the second hottest behind Shauna and it gets no better than that as Mcbush would say my friends.. Thanks Superficial .. This is the best 2 weeks. 1# indeed!
Sherry | June 16, 2009 at 10:58 pm
So sexy she is! but I am wondering why she created a pro file at “C e l e b m i n g l e . C 0 M”? It is a site for single rich people and celebrities.
Screaming Meat Nugget | June 16, 2009 at 11:22 pm
slut.
Salty Bob | June 16, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Miles, just be a little more patient after clicking “Post Your Comment,” then we all won’t have to suffer your stupidity five times over.
Home Business | June 16, 2009 at 11:35 pm
She looks good. Is that what celebs do in their spare time? Hang out in Cabo looking hot?
Woofer | June 17, 2009 at 4:53 am
She should do that more often
Jim | June 17, 2009 at 4:56 am
why all the hate ?? don’t even try and tell me you wouldn’t rattle her given half a chance ?
LadyCockCock | June 17, 2009 at 5:13 am
I would dominate her sexually in the third way
dude | June 17, 2009 at 7:08 am
she has a decent face but damn that bod is PERFECT. id hit it no prob!
captain america | June 17, 2009 at 7:12 am
well, she has maybe a taller upperbody than usual.
BUT THIS IS A “FRIENDLY” GIRL, folks!!
Papahotnuts | June 17, 2009 at 8:43 am
I just want to see her pussy. And taint.
I've got a constant hardon | June 17, 2009 at 9:08 am
Miles there’s no doubting that we would all both towel Shauna and Audrina, but come on hottest in the world, you’re kidding me!
Darth | June 17, 2009 at 10:03 am
Sun,beach and boobs.In a next life i like to be a bikini top!
Toolboy | June 17, 2009 at 10:15 am
I think I see a partial mud flap in pic#1 .
I would bang her, but not #12. #12 has an attitude.
Donkey Dongey Dong | June 17, 2009 at 10:44 am
Yes please.
Audrina makes us able to tolerate those incessant pictures of horsey-face Tori Spelling & Heidi Montag, large-bottomed Kim Lardassian, trailer-trash Britney “Where’s mama’s emergency ham y’all?”, and wonk-eyed Paris.
Bless you Fish. Bless you indeed!
DirtyWhoreMouth | June 17, 2009 at 10:47 am
Does she have a happy trail? EW