Audrina Patridge started rumor about herself for publicity: FAIL

October 9th, 2008 // 48 Comments

Because I love you guys I try to post about The Hills as little as possible. That being said, I always enjoy an opportunity to point out how ridiculously fake the show and everyone on it is. The latest “hot” rumor is that Lauren Conrad supposedly slept with Audrina Patridge’s on/off boyfriend Justin Bobby (I want to die for typing this sentence.) But it turns out, in a move worthy of Heidi & Spencer, Audrina is the one who started the rumor so she’d have her own storyline, according to Us Weekly:

A source close to The Hills says, “Audrina herself spread the rumors to get more attention. Audrina is the one who gets the least attention. She was so jealous, she concocted this on her own.”

OMG! LC gonna FTW your face, bitch!

I don’t even know what that means. On that note, forgive me for posting about Audrina Patridge when she’s not in a bikini. I’m better than that.

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  1. fizzy

    first?

  2. JimmyBachaFungool

    Useless show but she would be an awesome slam pig.

  3. Sal

    It’s a shame that plastic surgeons mostly create great boobs. If they could create a perfect woman between the belly button and the knees, I wouldn’t give a damn about the rest of her.

  4. mb

    What are you a chick. The Hills!!

  5. mtnbiker

    whats up with those ugly sunglasses! they all like these goofy looking things

  6. the troof

    People who watch that show are bigger losers than the cast of losers

  7. Amielia

    Yeah ok, we get that it’s fake. Now please for the love of god stop posting this crap. We don’t give a shit about the Hills.

  8. May

    I don’t think you know what “FTW” means.

  9. May

    I don’t think you know what “FTW” means.

  10. Val

    I like her

  11. everybody

    The Hills is without question the best show on TV.

  12. The internets

    FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. The internets

    FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Jumpin_J

    No booobz, no posts. Is that so hard?

  15. sixpack

    ATM worthy. That’s about it. Where’s Rocco Sifreddi when you need him?

  16. supersex

    i’d get in between those short legs.

  17. havoc

    Well, you recognized your mistake and copped to it.

    Redemption lies in posting some form of female nudity.

    Go on my son….

    .

  18. combustion8

    shes not smart enough to plan this.. I say LC was the “source”.

  19. combustion8

    shes not smart enough to plan this.. I say LC was the “soure”.

  20. combustion8

    shes not smart enough to plan this.. I say LC was the “source”.

  21. Dr.

    I’d like to put my cock in her face.

  22. Feckless whores, who watches these garbage shows….

  23. Kimberly

    Wow…even the story about her fake story doesn’t get much attention. Only 22 comments?

  24. trying to be perfect

    #3 Sal – how could they create a perfect woman between the belly button and the knees? Do you mean a nice ass?

    I’m just curious.

  25. Kristin

    FTW = For the Win

    as in, Team Audrina FTW!

  26. Parker

    whoever said she’d be ab awesome slam pig is right. I would just bend her over the hood of her car, bury my cock in her ass, and buttfuck her till she squealed like a pig. She wouldn’t walk right for days.

  27. JustLikeThat

    I think her next “stunt” should be setting up a glory hole on Hollywood Blvd and sharing “host” duties equally with Heidi and Spence!

    That would get her a story line!

  28. john

    she has nice tits and a nice car. unfortunately, both are man made and can be purchased with money kinda like a hooker.

  29. I’ve seen hotter women working the booth at Piercing Pagoda

  30. P Diddly

    Shades to cover up her wonky eyes

  31. Timothy

    Damn, that is one busted ass face, and those fake titties look like two swinging socks full of batteries.

  32. titsonsnack

    WAIT WAIT WAIT NOW HOLD UP. The Hills is supposed to be real?
    I have never once seen this show, I just assumed it was some fucking lame ass 90210 type show that Heidi and Spencer acted on.
    But it’s actually supposed to be real? A show about these people.. who are real?
    WHO CARES ABOUT THESE PEEEEOPLLLLLLLLLLLE! WHY DO THEY HAVE A SHOW????????? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

  33. honestly, do you watch the Hills, Superficial Writer? I think you secretly love it.

    metaphor: gay homophobe

  34. ps–yes, you love the cock

  35. ps–yes, you love the cock

  36. britney's weave

    oh my god! lauren conrad gonna for the win your face, bitch!

    love that

  37. I want to

    Suck those toes. Beautiful feet.

  38. arroyo

    @26 raises a good point, which is … isn’t it time for Audrina to move on to “legitimate” porn, or at least get her own sex tape out there?

  39. ……………………….FIST FUCKING?

  40. Something you might have fun with, she’s wearing the same shoes these new pics and in the those bikinis pics.

  41. Ted Mosby

    Bad posture and fake heavy hangers.

    God I love the American Dream.

  42. Ju

    WTF???? Audrina that BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. m

    @40… she’s also wearing the same shoes in the pic where she’s wearing some rainbow colored dress and walking to a club with laruen and lo

    does she own more than 1 pair of shoes? i thought she made $10,000 an episode?

  44. Denny the man

    fuck all you assholes .. audrina is so much better than them bitches.. she was lied to and some dick head named Dino who told all this shit about lauren and justin to her and hell even made her sister step in… sad bc audrina got hurt big time twice/ lies and fuckimg hollywood gossipp and then again when lauren turned her back on her and fucked her over good , she doesnt need bitches like lauren as a friend. ttuth is lauren was so happy now audrina got in a bad way bc of sick gossipp she went craqzy happy to fuck her over big time.. i hear LC tried to steal Audrinas new jeans line and is still pissed Audrina got it. she is out to ruine Audrina no matter what. I dig her and think Audrina is a classy and sweet heart-a good old gal. Audrina is beautiful and I think she deserves a break. She knows it didnt happen justin said he never touched that but it suxs land auren flips out and loves all this sick ass attention. poor Audrina, shes the kind. WE LOVE HER..

  45. Denny the man

    fuck all you assholes .. audrina is so much better than them bitches.. she was lied to and some dick head named Dino who told all this shit about lauren and justin to her and hell even made her sister step in… sad bc audrina got hurt big time twice/ lies and fuckimg hollywood gossipp and then again when lauren turned her back on her and fucked her over good , she doesnt need bitches like lauren as a friend. ttuth is lauren was so happy now audrina got in a bad way bc of sick gossipp she went craqzy happy to fuck her over big time.. i hear LC tried to steal Audrinas new jeans line and is still pissed Audrina got it. she is out to ruine Audrina no matter what. I dig her and think Audrina is a classy and sweet heart-a good old gal. Audrina is beautiful and I think she deserves a break. She knows it didnt happen justin said he never touched that but it suxs land auren flips out and loves all this sick ass attention. poor Audrina, shes the kind. WE LOVE HER..

  46. Denny the man

    fuck all you assholes .. audrina is so much better than them bitches.. she was lied to and some dick head named Dino who told all this shit about lauren and justin to her and hell even made her sister step in… sad bc audrina got hurt big time twice/ lies and fuckimg hollywood gossipp and then again when lauren turned her back on her and fucked her over good , she doesnt need bitches like lauren as a friend. ttuth is lauren was so happy now audrina got in a bad way bc of sick gossipp she went craqzy happy to fuck her over big time.. i hear LC tried to steal Audrinas new jeans line and is still pissed Audrina got it. she is out to ruine Audrina no matter what. I dig her and think Audrina is a classy and sweet heart-a good old gal. Audrina is beautiful and I think she deserves a break. She knows it didnt happen justin said he never touched that but it suxs land auren flips out and loves all this sick ass attention. poor Audrina, shes the kind. WE LOVE HER..

  47. Bad posture and fake heavy hangers

  48. Beautiful woman ,isn’t it?

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