Because I love you guys I try to post about The Hills as little as possible. That being said, I always enjoy an opportunity to point out how ridiculously fake the show and everyone on it is. The latest “hot” rumor is that Lauren Conrad supposedly slept with Audrina Patridge’s on/off boyfriend Justin Bobby (I want to die for typing this sentence.) But it turns out, in a move worthy of Heidi & Spencer, Audrina is the one who started the rumor so she’d have her own storyline, according to Us Weekly:
A source close to The Hills says, “Audrina herself spread the rumors to get more attention. Audrina is the one who gets the least attention. She was so jealous, she concocted this on her own.”
OMG! LC gonna FTW your face, bitch!
I don’t even know what that means. On that note, forgive me for posting about Audrina Patridge when she’s not in a bikini. I’m better than that.
fizzy | October 9, 2008 at 1:56 pm
first?
JimmyBachaFungool | October 9, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Useless show but she would be an awesome slam pig.
Sal | October 9, 2008 at 2:02 pm
It’s a shame that plastic surgeons mostly create great boobs. If they could create a perfect woman between the belly button and the knees, I wouldn’t give a damn about the rest of her.
mb | October 9, 2008 at 2:13 pm
What are you a chick. The Hills!!
mtnbiker | October 9, 2008 at 2:15 pm
whats up with those ugly sunglasses! they all like these goofy looking things
the troof | October 9, 2008 at 2:23 pm
People who watch that show are bigger losers than the cast of losers
Amielia | October 9, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Yeah ok, we get that it’s fake. Now please for the love of god stop posting this crap. We don’t give a shit about the Hills.
May | October 9, 2008 at 2:25 pm
I don’t think you know what “FTW” means.
May | October 9, 2008 at 2:26 pm
I don’t think you know what “FTW” means.
Val | October 9, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I like her
everybody | October 9, 2008 at 2:36 pm
The Hills is without question the best show on TV.
The internets | October 9, 2008 at 2:42 pm
FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The internets | October 9, 2008 at 2:42 pm
FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jumpin_J | October 9, 2008 at 3:01 pm
No booobz, no posts. Is that so hard?
sixpack | October 9, 2008 at 3:07 pm
ATM worthy. That’s about it. Where’s Rocco Sifreddi when you need him?
supersex | October 9, 2008 at 3:08 pm
i’d get in between those short legs.
havoc | October 9, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Well, you recognized your mistake and copped to it.
Redemption lies in posting some form of female nudity.
Go on my son….
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combustion8 | October 9, 2008 at 3:13 pm
shes not smart enough to plan this.. I say LC was the “source”.
combustion8 | October 9, 2008 at 3:14 pm
shes not smart enough to plan this.. I say LC was the “soure”.
combustion8 | October 9, 2008 at 3:14 pm
shes not smart enough to plan this.. I say LC was the “source”.
Dr. | October 9, 2008 at 3:16 pm
I’d like to put my cock in her face.
Rough Daddy | October 9, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Feckless whores, who watches these garbage shows….
Kimberly | October 9, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Wow…even the story about her fake story doesn’t get much attention. Only 22 comments?
trying to be perfect | October 9, 2008 at 3:58 pm
#3 Sal – how could they create a perfect woman between the belly button and the knees? Do you mean a nice ass?
I’m just curious.
Kristin | October 9, 2008 at 4:00 pm
FTW = For the Win
as in, Team Audrina FTW!
Parker | October 9, 2008 at 4:19 pm
whoever said she’d be ab awesome slam pig is right. I would just bend her over the hood of her car, bury my cock in her ass, and buttfuck her till she squealed like a pig. She wouldn’t walk right for days.
JustLikeThat | October 9, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I think her next “stunt” should be setting up a glory hole on Hollywood Blvd and sharing “host” duties equally with Heidi and Spence!
That would get her a story line!
john | October 9, 2008 at 5:10 pm
she has nice tits and a nice car. unfortunately, both are man made and can be purchased with money kinda like a hooker.
Butt Munch | October 9, 2008 at 5:22 pm
I’ve seen hotter women working the booth at Piercing Pagoda
P Diddly | October 9, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Shades to cover up her wonky eyes
Timothy | October 9, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Damn, that is one busted ass face, and those fake titties look like two swinging socks full of batteries.
titsonsnack | October 9, 2008 at 7:37 pm
WAIT WAIT WAIT NOW HOLD UP. The Hills is supposed to be real?
I have never once seen this show, I just assumed it was some fucking lame ass 90210 type show that Heidi and Spencer acted on.
But it’s actually supposed to be real? A show about these people.. who are real?
WHO CARES ABOUT THESE PEEEEOPLLLLLLLLLLLE! WHY DO THEY HAVE A SHOW????????? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
claire | October 9, 2008 at 8:06 pm
honestly, do you watch the Hills, Superficial Writer? I think you secretly love it.
metaphor: gay homophobe
claire | October 9, 2008 at 8:07 pm
ps–yes, you love the cock
claire | October 9, 2008 at 8:07 pm
ps–yes, you love the cock
britney's weave | October 9, 2008 at 9:21 pm
oh my god! lauren conrad gonna for the win your face, bitch!
love that
I want to | October 9, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Suck those toes. Beautiful feet.
arroyo | October 9, 2008 at 11:44 pm
@26 raises a good point, which is … isn’t it time for Audrina to move on to “legitimate” porn, or at least get her own sex tape out there?
gerard Vandenberg | October 10, 2008 at 12:25 am
……………………….FIST FUCKING?
Ryan | October 10, 2008 at 11:46 am
Something you might have fun with, she’s wearing the same shoes these new pics and in the those bikinis pics.
Ted Mosby | October 10, 2008 at 11:55 am
Bad posture and fake heavy hangers.
God I love the American Dream.
Ju | October 11, 2008 at 10:41 pm
WTF???? Audrina that BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
m | October 12, 2008 at 3:10 pm
@40… she’s also wearing the same shoes in the pic where she’s wearing some rainbow colored dress and walking to a club with laruen and lo
does she own more than 1 pair of shoes? i thought she made $10,000 an episode?
Denny the man | October 25, 2008 at 1:39 am
fuck all you assholes .. audrina is so much better than them bitches.. she was lied to and some dick head named Dino who told all this shit about lauren and justin to her and hell even made her sister step in… sad bc audrina got hurt big time twice/ lies and fuckimg hollywood gossipp and then again when lauren turned her back on her and fucked her over good , she doesnt need bitches like lauren as a friend. ttuth is lauren was so happy now audrina got in a bad way bc of sick gossipp she went craqzy happy to fuck her over big time.. i hear LC tried to steal Audrinas new jeans line and is still pissed Audrina got it. she is out to ruine Audrina no matter what. I dig her and think Audrina is a classy and sweet heart-a good old gal. Audrina is beautiful and I think she deserves a break. She knows it didnt happen justin said he never touched that but it suxs land auren flips out and loves all this sick ass attention. poor Audrina, shes the kind. WE LOVE HER..
Denny the man | October 25, 2008 at 1:39 am
fuck all you assholes .. audrina is so much better than them bitches.. she was lied to and some dick head named Dino who told all this shit about lauren and justin to her and hell even made her sister step in… sad bc audrina got hurt big time twice/ lies and fuckimg hollywood gossipp and then again when lauren turned her back on her and fucked her over good , she doesnt need bitches like lauren as a friend. ttuth is lauren was so happy now audrina got in a bad way bc of sick gossipp she went craqzy happy to fuck her over big time.. i hear LC tried to steal Audrinas new jeans line and is still pissed Audrina got it. she is out to ruine Audrina no matter what. I dig her and think Audrina is a classy and sweet heart-a good old gal. Audrina is beautiful and I think she deserves a break. She knows it didnt happen justin said he never touched that but it suxs land auren flips out and loves all this sick ass attention. poor Audrina, shes the kind. WE LOVE HER..
Denny the man | October 25, 2008 at 1:39 am
fuck all you assholes .. audrina is so much better than them bitches.. she was lied to and some dick head named Dino who told all this shit about lauren and justin to her and hell even made her sister step in… sad bc audrina got hurt big time twice/ lies and fuckimg hollywood gossipp and then again when lauren turned her back on her and fucked her over good , she doesnt need bitches like lauren as a friend. ttuth is lauren was so happy now audrina got in a bad way bc of sick gossipp she went craqzy happy to fuck her over big time.. i hear LC tried to steal Audrinas new jeans line and is still pissed Audrina got it. she is out to ruine Audrina no matter what. I dig her and think Audrina is a classy and sweet heart-a good old gal. Audrina is beautiful and I think she deserves a break. She knows it didnt happen justin said he never touched that but it suxs land auren flips out and loves all this sick ass attention. poor Audrina, shes the kind. WE LOVE HER..
do?um günü hediyeleri | October 21, 2009 at 2:46 am
Bad posture and fake heavy hangers
air max tn | May 31, 2010 at 9:03 am
Beautiful woman ,isn’t it?