Attention Superficial readers: Audrina Patridge has breasts.
No need to thank me. Just doing my job. Oh, wow, the key to the city? If you insist.
Photos: Flynet, Pacific Coast News
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i like audrina’s wonky eye…
i like audrina’s wonky eye…
whats wrong with them?? get a smaller size bag or fill the implant completely!! that rippling isnt attractive.
and Blackie- seriously? real? you must be male…
The Patridge Family
Hello, world, here’s the song that I’m singin’
My tits are gappy
A whole lot of sternum is what I’ll be bringin’
To make you happy
I had a dream that one day I’d be famous
I showed my jugs and it came true
Now I pay Koreans to pluck my anus
And I get big paychecks signed by a Jew
Sittin’ around here’s a funbag I’m flashin’
C’mon get happy
Another check for showin’ my cans I’ll be cashin’
They make me happy
They make me happy
They make me happy
I’d motorboat those titties!
gross. what could be worse than having saggy boobs? oh yeah. saggy boobs with silicon in them.
Eww, eww, eww!
God, I just looked at some of these and got that shudder down my back of “really bad, bad, nasty, fake boob job a la Reid” reaction.
Dude, you aren’t serious with this post, are you? Oh hell no.
That is one bad, big fuck up of a couple of implants. “cugh, hack, retch”.
I’d rather see flatter than hell than nasty ripple, odd shaped bags under stretched over, over-tanned skin.
FU’KING UGLY!
GET YOUR EYES CHECKED!
Oh wait….
I just realized you were being sarcastic.
“whew”
For a minute there, I thought my favorite web master had lost his mind.
That is one beautiful couple
So I guess since Rosario Dawson is considered dark to white people then this woman must be close to albino then. Rosario is not dark people! That goes out to all of you who commented on her.
Who the heck is this, again? She’s another one of those fake reality show girls, isn’t she? Does anyone actually watch those shows anymore? Does anyone actually care about these people?
Damn, dude. There is not one thing that’s attractive about this bitch. If I was a guy, I’d be hella weary about all those gigantoteeth in that thing she calls a mouth. I just want to hand her an ear of corn and watch her demolish it. And what can you say about those disgusting tits that hasn’t already been said. She’s just fuckin gross… from head to toe. Either one
And SueMe: Rosario is AWESOME!
Aw cool it’s the easter bunny, “hey you’re a little late rodent, but I see you saved two big old easter eggs for us, hmmm they don’t look so good, I think we’ll pass and next year show up on time and remember where eggs are concerned it’s about quality not quantity.”
What’s that now? You’re not the easter bunny, just some idiot “reality” skank with buck teeth, googly cartoon bug eyes and nasty fake egg shaped cans.
Man, TWO wonkey eyes, that sucks and judging by those buck tooth chompers you don’t suck you SCRAPE… ouch! So what the fuck are you good for?
Do you have a comedically large ass?
Are you a worthless diseased cunt of an heiress?
Do you have kids that you can’t actually raise because you’re “mentally unfit”?
Are you in a relationship with the world’s ugliest lesbian?
Are you an insane cracked out singer who looks like they died five years ago?
Have you been in a sex tape?
Do you even like being pissed on?
“like NO” to all of the above, FUCK BITCH you have absolutely no business being photographed. plaese disappear immediately.
she needs bigger glasses…. ahem…
IT’S BRITNEY SPEARS! Does no one else see the resemblance?
Those boobs look rock hard and fake as hell. Men will gawk at anything, because they usually have no standards.
That’s not a huge scar, that is the rippling effect of her implant that you see. Implant scars are either hidden in the fold under the breast or around the aerola.
“Cleveland Browns”? … meh…I dont see that term taking off.
I wonder if the “funbags” are growing aspergillus mold yet. Funbags need replaced every 5 years. If she’s 25 now, and she lives to be 80, that is ELEVEN surgeries needed because she is so insecure and desperate for male attention / power. Furhermore, many times the implants are black from fungal growth and she will be lucky if there is no leakage of silicon into her organs and joints before each scheduled replacement surgery. She’ll know if she starts to have autoimmune symptoms. Say she gets smart and decides to get them removed like many women do, well she will have to accept her new pancake breasts because once you have implants, they will destroy your natural breast fibers and you won’t have any breast tissue left afterwards. Sad. Someday we’ll look back on implants as barbaric. Until then, I wish guys would stop supporting fake breasts and influencing more insecure women to get them and compromise their health. Audrina probably has silicon vs. saline and that’s why they droop a bit. Silicon look nore natural but are more dangerous and only recently came back on the U.S. market after being banned. Nothing sexy about fondling fungus-filled plastic bags covered with flesh.
I want to hold her head in a toilet until the bubbles stop.
How does such a young girl manage to have such saggy breast implants?
I HATE THIS VAPID COW!
she bought those ralph laurens at my work! (sunglass hut) 2 sale ralph laurens and a gucci…do you all care? probably not. but thats exciting for me.
HAHA # 66. Well said!
WOW… Audrina!!!
I just found Audrina Patridge full NUDE Video at
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http://audrinapatridgenudepics.blogspot.com
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Enjoy!!! She pretty sexy!!!
yikes. those look painful.
i keep seeing pictures of her hanging out with that russian fashion designer kira plastinina? i guess she’s opening stores in the us : http://www.kiraplastinina.com
hope she stays better covered up in season 4 of the hills.