Attention Superficial readers: Audrina Patridge has breasts.
No need to thank me. Just doing my job. Oh, wow, the key to the city? If you insist.
Photos: Flynet, Pacific Coast News
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Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | July 18, 2008 at 10:32 am
Water balloons in a dress…
ph7 | July 18, 2008 at 10:33 am
Those are breasts, but I think they originally belonged to Dow-Corning.
A | July 18, 2008 at 10:34 am
Bitch needs to tuck her business in.
Blackie | July 18, 2008 at 10:37 am
They’re real, at least !
The Man | July 18, 2008 at 10:38 am
I don’t understand what people’s big problem with her is. She’s hot, seems somewhat nice (at least she isn’t as stuck up as Montag).
I would do mean things with her.
Huh? | July 18, 2008 at 10:39 am
She must like whatever she’s drinking, considering theres 2 there.
Mr.Peanut | July 18, 2008 at 10:41 am
Meh…I’d put it in her ass but only if she asked nicely….nicely.
Uncle Eccoli | July 18, 2008 at 10:41 am
Is that supposed to be attractive? All that says to me is, “I’ve got absolutely no respect for myself. Please pay me for sex.”
Chupacabra | July 18, 2008 at 10:41 am
I see a scar. Real ones don’t look that shitty in the middle. EWWWW!
Onyx Blackman | July 18, 2008 at 10:41 am
She has a nice body, *but her face* leaves something to be desired. If only there was some sort of funny, pejorative term for a semi-ugly skank with a nice body. Someone should get working on that.
Mr.Peanut | July 18, 2008 at 10:45 am
@10
No “butterface” anymore…the new phrase is “Cleveland Brown”…good uniform, bad helmet.
Clem | July 18, 2008 at 10:47 am
You lot are mental – she’s lovely and I want to give her a special hug.
m | July 18, 2008 at 10:53 am
Bad boob job. You can see wrinkles. She should have spent more money for better boobs.
Cobi | July 18, 2008 at 10:55 am
Fake tits = fucking slut whore!
havoc | July 18, 2008 at 10:57 am
Nice sweater puppets.
I could definately watch the top of her head for a while….
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gerard Vandenberg | July 18, 2008 at 11:00 am
It is the same problem as with her teeth.
THEY’RE ALSO FAKE but these hang!!
chewi | July 18, 2008 at 11:02 am
skanky, beaver-toothed piece of hollywood milquetoast
Cornhole | July 18, 2008 at 11:04 am
Wish she would delete that picture of my lesbian cure stick off that cellphone…. Dreamin won’t make it so baby!
Potlanch | July 18, 2008 at 11:05 am
@11. That’s great.
Omnibacon | July 18, 2008 at 11:11 am
worst.implants.ever.
Que | July 18, 2008 at 11:11 am
Que for sure!
veggi | July 18, 2008 at 11:12 am
“No “butterface” anymore…the new phrase is “Cleveland Brown”…good uniform, bad helmet.”
That sounds more like the phrase for a good looking guy with a small penis.
FCS | July 18, 2008 at 11:14 am
Shouldn’t she be off building a dam somewhere?
Those trees aren’t going to chew themselves down…
keep it real | July 18, 2008 at 11:21 am
Silicone parts are made for toys
Karen | July 18, 2008 at 11:24 am
I feel like a boob just from looking at these pictures.
Anyway, here’s a prediction: Fish will post the new ‘WTF???” Uma Thurman bikini pictures as the top story for over the weekend, and it’ll get at least 300 comments.
Primetime | July 18, 2008 at 11:24 am
Am I the only one who noticed her necklace appears to be sporting a pair of cock&balls? I wish they were mine.
Onyx Blackman | July 18, 2008 at 11:27 am
@11, I like that, although I must admit that I like the Clowns’ helmets.
yuppers | July 18, 2008 at 11:38 am
if you’re going to get your boobs done, wouldn’t you make sure to get them done well……her boobs look horrible, as far as fake titties go
yuppers | July 18, 2008 at 11:38 am
if you’re going to get your boobs done, wouldn’t you make sure to get them done well……her boobs look horrible, as far as fake titties go
Ted Mosby | July 18, 2008 at 11:39 am
Fake funbags are the best.
surlywench | July 18, 2008 at 11:43 am
Um, who the fuck cares? Since when are fake tit cleavage shots of unknown bimbos worthy of 12 pics? She has a friggin bikini on underneath the top. YAWN.
What? No pics of Amy abusing innocent rodents or stumbling around intoxicated?
B | July 18, 2008 at 11:50 am
Yup, those are fake. Check out the big scar on her boob.
That Guy | July 18, 2008 at 11:52 am
Apparently it’s time for a little remedial education on who’s a celebrity and who’s not.
rough daddy | July 18, 2008 at 12:11 pm
implants! shimplants they look delicious,,,,not all of em look that good…
rough daddy | July 18, 2008 at 12:13 pm
i love whores…
tp | July 18, 2008 at 12:18 pm
good thing she’ s wearing shades because that bitch is cross-eyed and cross-eyed people scare me.
Harry Ballzck | July 18, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Come on fish – I need a good laugh this morning …. It’s Friday for gawds sake … where’s my Amy Crackhose burnt to a crisp while smoking crack in a tanning chamber photos? Jamie Lynn Spears barefoot somewhere in Hog Hills SC totin a baby on her hip at 17 ? Lindsay Lohan naked with a corncob stuck up her ass while drivling and drooling trying unsuccessfully to hide the fact she’s a redhead and drunker than …normal ??
GET WITH THE FUCKIN PROGRAM FISH !!!
This skank-0-licious is boring …… and it’s friday …………………………
Fred | July 18, 2008 at 12:25 pm
I have no idea who she is, but she’s not pretty.
Long live Lindsay.
alisa | July 18, 2008 at 12:25 pm
who cares if they’re fake.. they were fake before too just smaller.. she’s still hot and i love her style
Jumpin_J | July 18, 2008 at 12:28 pm
“Attention Superficial readers: Audrina Patridge has breasts.”
Yes. Oh yes she does.
combustion8 | July 18, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Hearing some of the ramblings from the jealous fat bitches in here is comical.
Yoyomaster | July 18, 2008 at 12:41 pm
“Audrina Patridge has breasts”
**Correction: “Audrine Patridge BOUGHT breasts.” Honestly though, I can’t believe they’re sagging like that already. And she’s wearing a bra. Why would you pay for that or put it on display?
steve | July 18, 2008 at 12:49 pm
nice tits babe. those won’t droop they’ll be nice and perky until its time to rotate the tires.
noneyobeezwax | July 18, 2008 at 12:50 pm
fake or not, i’m guessing there’s a gash down there somewhere and i’d be interested in sticking my dick in it.
call me.
Crisphy Nanos | July 18, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Whether or not her tits are nice or not, I could have some fun dropping the bottom out of that no talent ass clown. I’d shut her up once and for all with a fat cock down her throat.
Tom | July 18, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Awesome tits. I don’t get the controversy. Real or not, what does it matter if you’ll never see them in person? You can imagine things either way, and that’s what’s important.
Everett | July 18, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Her breasts looked better before…they had the natural, perky, tear-drop look, not Pam Anderson, rock-hard, silicone porn tits.
Harry | July 18, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Definitely worth the price of a dinner at a modestly priced restaurant and 90 minutes of inane conversation about horoscopes to ride that for an hour or two.
MOMO | July 18, 2008 at 1:35 pm
hour or 2?
what are you gonna do after the first 30 seconds?
ja | July 18, 2008 at 2:00 pm
i like audrina’s wonky eye…