Attention Superficial readers: Audrina Patridge has breasts.
No need to thank me. Just doing my job. Oh, wow, the key to the city? If you insist.
Water balloons in a dress…
Those are breasts, but I think they originally belonged to Dow-Corning.
Bitch needs to tuck her business in.
They’re real, at least !
I don’t understand what people’s big problem with her is. She’s hot, seems somewhat nice (at least she isn’t as stuck up as Montag).
I would do mean things with her.
She must like whatever she’s drinking, considering theres 2 there.
Meh…I’d put it in her ass but only if she asked nicely….nicely.
Is that supposed to be attractive? All that says to me is, “I’ve got absolutely no respect for myself. Please pay me for sex.”
I see a scar. Real ones don’t look that shitty in the middle. EWWWW!
She has a nice body, *but her face* leaves something to be desired. If only there was some sort of funny, pejorative term for a semi-ugly skank with a nice body. Someone should get working on that.
No “butterface” anymore…the new phrase is “Cleveland Brown”…good uniform, bad helmet.
You lot are mental – she’s lovely and I want to give her a special hug.
Bad boob job. You can see wrinkles. She should have spent more money for better boobs.
Fake tits = fucking slut whore!
Nice sweater puppets.
I could definately watch the top of her head for a while….
It is the same problem as with her teeth.
THEY’RE ALSO FAKE but these hang!!
skanky, beaver-toothed piece of hollywood milquetoast
Wish she would delete that picture of my lesbian cure stick off that cellphone…. Dreamin won’t make it so baby!
@11. That’s great.
Que for sure!
“No “butterface” anymore…the new phrase is “Cleveland Brown”…good uniform, bad helmet.”
That sounds more like the phrase for a good looking guy with a small penis.
Shouldn’t she be off building a dam somewhere?
Those trees aren’t going to chew themselves down…
Silicone parts are made for toys
I feel like a boob just from looking at these pictures.
Anyway, here’s a prediction: Fish will post the new ‘WTF???” Uma Thurman bikini pictures as the top story for over the weekend, and it’ll get at least 300 comments.
Am I the only one who noticed her necklace appears to be sporting a pair of cock&balls? I wish they were mine.
@11, I like that, although I must admit that I like the Clowns’ helmets.
if you’re going to get your boobs done, wouldn’t you make sure to get them done well……her boobs look horrible, as far as fake titties go
Fake funbags are the best.
Um, who the fuck cares? Since when are fake tit cleavage shots of unknown bimbos worthy of 12 pics? She has a friggin bikini on underneath the top. YAWN.
What? No pics of Amy abusing innocent rodents or stumbling around intoxicated?
Yup, those are fake. Check out the big scar on her boob.
Apparently it’s time for a little remedial education on who’s a celebrity and who’s not.
implants! shimplants they look delicious,,,,not all of em look that good…
i love whores…
good thing she’ s wearing shades because that bitch is cross-eyed and cross-eyed people scare me.
Come on fish – I need a good laugh this morning …. It’s Friday for gawds sake … where’s my Amy Crackhose burnt to a crisp while smoking crack in a tanning chamber photos? Jamie Lynn Spears barefoot somewhere in Hog Hills SC totin a baby on her hip at 17 ? Lindsay Lohan naked with a corncob stuck up her ass while drivling and drooling trying unsuccessfully to hide the fact she’s a redhead and drunker than …normal ??
GET WITH THE FUCKIN PROGRAM FISH !!!
This skank-0-licious is boring …… and it’s friday …………………………
I have no idea who she is, but she’s not pretty.
Long live Lindsay.
who cares if they’re fake.. they were fake before too just smaller.. she’s still hot and i love her style
“Attention Superficial readers: Audrina Patridge has breasts.”
Yes. Oh yes she does.
Hearing some of the ramblings from the jealous fat bitches in here is comical.
“Audrina Patridge has breasts”
**Correction: “Audrine Patridge BOUGHT breasts.” Honestly though, I can’t believe they’re sagging like that already. And she’s wearing a bra. Why would you pay for that or put it on display?
nice tits babe. those won’t droop they’ll be nice and perky until its time to rotate the tires.
fake or not, i’m guessing there’s a gash down there somewhere and i’d be interested in sticking my dick in it.
Whether or not her tits are nice or not, I could have some fun dropping the bottom out of that no talent ass clown. I’d shut her up once and for all with a fat cock down her throat.
Awesome tits. I don’t get the controversy. Real or not, what does it matter if you’ll never see them in person? You can imagine things either way, and that’s what’s important.
Her breasts looked better before…they had the natural, perky, tear-drop look, not Pam Anderson, rock-hard, silicone porn tits.
Definitely worth the price of a dinner at a modestly priced restaurant and 90 minutes of inane conversation about horoscopes to ride that for an hour or two.
hour or 2?
what are you gonna do after the first 30 seconds?
i like audrina’s wonky eye…
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