Audrina Patridge should show a little more chest

July 18th, 2008 // 75 Comments

Attention Superficial readers: Audrina Patridge has breasts.

No need to thank me. Just doing my job. Oh, wow, the key to the city? If you insist.

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Comments (75)

  1. Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | July 18, 2008 at 10:32 am

    Water balloons in a dress…

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  2. ph7 | July 18, 2008 at 10:33 am

    Those are breasts, but I think they originally belonged to Dow-Corning.

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  3. A | July 18, 2008 at 10:34 am

    Bitch needs to tuck her business in.

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  4. Blackie | July 18, 2008 at 10:37 am

    They’re real, at least !

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  5. The Man | July 18, 2008 at 10:38 am

    I don’t understand what people’s big problem with her is. She’s hot, seems somewhat nice (at least she isn’t as stuck up as Montag).
    I would do mean things with her.

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  6. Huh? | July 18, 2008 at 10:39 am

    She must like whatever she’s drinking, considering theres 2 there.

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  7. Mr.Peanut | July 18, 2008 at 10:41 am

    Meh…I’d put it in her ass but only if she asked nicely….nicely.

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  8. Uncle Eccoli | July 18, 2008 at 10:41 am

    Is that supposed to be attractive? All that says to me is, “I’ve got absolutely no respect for myself. Please pay me for sex.”

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  9. Chupacabra | July 18, 2008 at 10:41 am

    I see a scar. Real ones don’t look that shitty in the middle. EWWWW!

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  10. Onyx Blackman | July 18, 2008 at 10:41 am

    She has a nice body, *but her face* leaves something to be desired. If only there was some sort of funny, pejorative term for a semi-ugly skank with a nice body. Someone should get working on that.

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  11. Mr.Peanut | July 18, 2008 at 10:45 am

    @10

    No “butterface” anymore…the new phrase is “Cleveland Brown”…good uniform, bad helmet.

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  12. Clem | July 18, 2008 at 10:47 am

    You lot are mental – she’s lovely and I want to give her a special hug.

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  13. m | July 18, 2008 at 10:53 am

    Bad boob job. You can see wrinkles. She should have spent more money for better boobs.

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  14. Cobi | July 18, 2008 at 10:55 am

    Fake tits = fucking slut whore!

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  15. havoc | July 18, 2008 at 10:57 am

    Nice sweater puppets.

    I could definately watch the top of her head for a while….

    .

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  16. gerard Vandenberg | July 18, 2008 at 11:00 am

    It is the same problem as with her teeth.
    THEY’RE ALSO FAKE but these hang!!

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  17. chewi | July 18, 2008 at 11:02 am

    skanky, beaver-toothed piece of hollywood milquetoast

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  18. Cornhole | July 18, 2008 at 11:04 am

    Wish she would delete that picture of my lesbian cure stick off that cellphone…. Dreamin won’t make it so baby!

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  19. Potlanch | July 18, 2008 at 11:05 am

    @11. That’s great.

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  20. Omnibacon | July 18, 2008 at 11:11 am

    worst.implants.ever.

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  21. Que | July 18, 2008 at 11:11 am

    Que for sure!

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  22. veggi | July 18, 2008 at 11:12 am

    “No “butterface” anymore…the new phrase is “Cleveland Brown”…good uniform, bad helmet.”

    That sounds more like the phrase for a good looking guy with a small penis.

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  23. FCS | July 18, 2008 at 11:14 am

    Shouldn’t she be off building a dam somewhere?

    Those trees aren’t going to chew themselves down…

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  24. keep it real | July 18, 2008 at 11:21 am

    Silicone parts are made for toys

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  25. Karen | July 18, 2008 at 11:24 am

    I feel like a boob just from looking at these pictures.

    Anyway, here’s a prediction: Fish will post the new ‘WTF???” Uma Thurman bikini pictures as the top story for over the weekend, and it’ll get at least 300 comments.

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  26. Primetime | July 18, 2008 at 11:24 am

    Am I the only one who noticed her necklace appears to be sporting a pair of cock&balls? I wish they were mine.

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  27. Onyx Blackman | July 18, 2008 at 11:27 am

    @11, I like that, although I must admit that I like the Clowns’ helmets.

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  28. yuppers | July 18, 2008 at 11:38 am

    if you’re going to get your boobs done, wouldn’t you make sure to get them done well……her boobs look horrible, as far as fake titties go

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  29. yuppers | July 18, 2008 at 11:38 am

    if you’re going to get your boobs done, wouldn’t you make sure to get them done well……her boobs look horrible, as far as fake titties go

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  30. Ted Mosby | July 18, 2008 at 11:39 am

    Fake funbags are the best.

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  31. surlywench | July 18, 2008 at 11:43 am

    Um, who the fuck cares? Since when are fake tit cleavage shots of unknown bimbos worthy of 12 pics? She has a friggin bikini on underneath the top. YAWN.

    What? No pics of Amy abusing innocent rodents or stumbling around intoxicated?

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  32. B | July 18, 2008 at 11:50 am

    Yup, those are fake. Check out the big scar on her boob.

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  33. That Guy | July 18, 2008 at 11:52 am

    Apparently it’s time for a little remedial education on who’s a celebrity and who’s not.

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  34. rough daddy | July 18, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    implants! shimplants they look delicious,,,,not all of em look that good…

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  35. rough daddy | July 18, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    i love whores…

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  36. tp | July 18, 2008 at 12:18 pm

    good thing she’ s wearing shades because that bitch is cross-eyed and cross-eyed people scare me.

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  37. Harry Ballzck | July 18, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    Come on fish – I need a good laugh this morning …. It’s Friday for gawds sake … where’s my Amy Crackhose burnt to a crisp while smoking crack in a tanning chamber photos? Jamie Lynn Spears barefoot somewhere in Hog Hills SC totin a baby on her hip at 17 ? Lindsay Lohan naked with a corncob stuck up her ass while drivling and drooling trying unsuccessfully to hide the fact she’s a redhead and drunker than …normal ??

    GET WITH THE FUCKIN PROGRAM FISH !!!

    This skank-0-licious is boring …… and it’s friday …………………………

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  38. Fred | July 18, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    I have no idea who she is, but she’s not pretty.

    Long live Lindsay.

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  39. alisa | July 18, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    who cares if they’re fake.. they were fake before too just smaller.. she’s still hot and i love her style

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  40. Jumpin_J | July 18, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    “Attention Superficial readers: Audrina Patridge has breasts.”

    Yes. Oh yes she does.

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  41. combustion8 | July 18, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    Hearing some of the ramblings from the jealous fat bitches in here is comical.

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  42. Yoyomaster | July 18, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    “Audrina Patridge has breasts”

    **Correction: “Audrine Patridge BOUGHT breasts.” Honestly though, I can’t believe they’re sagging like that already. And she’s wearing a bra. Why would you pay for that or put it on display?

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  43. steve | July 18, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    nice tits babe. those won’t droop they’ll be nice and perky until its time to rotate the tires.

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  44. noneyobeezwax | July 18, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    fake or not, i’m guessing there’s a gash down there somewhere and i’d be interested in sticking my dick in it.

    call me.

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  45. Crisphy Nanos | July 18, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    Whether or not her tits are nice or not, I could have some fun dropping the bottom out of that no talent ass clown. I’d shut her up once and for all with a fat cock down her throat.

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  46. Tom | July 18, 2008 at 1:09 pm

    Awesome tits. I don’t get the controversy. Real or not, what does it matter if you’ll never see them in person? You can imagine things either way, and that’s what’s important.

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  47. Everett | July 18, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    Her breasts looked better before…they had the natural, perky, tear-drop look, not Pam Anderson, rock-hard, silicone porn tits.

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  48. Harry | July 18, 2008 at 1:21 pm

    Definitely worth the price of a dinner at a modestly priced restaurant and 90 minutes of inane conversation about horoscopes to ride that for an hour or two.

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  49. MOMO | July 18, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    hour or 2?
    what are you gonna do after the first 30 seconds?

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  50. ja | July 18, 2008 at 2:00 pm

    i like audrina’s wonky eye…

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