Here are the behind the scenes/outtakes from Audrina Patridge’s FHM photo shoot making the Internet rounds today and I’m not really going to get into the specifics of why I’m posting these. But if you guessed it’s to make Heather Graham roller derby Audrina Patridge in the vagina for stealing her schtick, you’re a goddamn wizard and should get out of my head.
Photos: AudrinaXO.com/FHM
Spoonman | March 5, 2010 at 4:37 pm
No word on Ben Rapistberger?
Richard McBeef | March 5, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Goddamn look how unnatural that bolt on looks when she lays down. The Guatemalan surgeon put those things in needs to be executed.
Moller | March 5, 2010 at 4:43 pm
I’d tap that.
audrina | March 5, 2010 at 4:57 pm
watch more pics
http://whhy.net/audrina_patridge
kate | March 5, 2010 at 4:58 pm
watch more pics
http://www.whhy.net/audrina_patridge.html
stupid | March 5, 2010 at 4:59 pm
most stupid outfit!
Skunky Rooster | March 5, 2010 at 5:00 pm
You could run the 405 betwixt those titties.
Dread not | March 5, 2010 at 5:35 pm
Okay, seriously. Boing-oing-oing-oing-oing! Dead eyes is looking drop dead fuckin hot.
The Pig on the Internet | March 5, 2010 at 5:47 pm
Damn, I am so rock hard.
FakeTitsRock | March 5, 2010 at 5:54 pm
Don’t you just love fake tits?
Why don’t all chicks have them???
That is my dream…
anthony (the real one) | March 5, 2010 at 6:02 pm
So hot. No complaints here.
Alli Watermelon | March 5, 2010 at 6:09 pm
She looks hungry.
Ego | March 5, 2010 at 6:10 pm
I wish to impale her with my penis or in prison speak, shank her in the shower with my personal shiv.
Jimbo | March 5, 2010 at 6:53 pm
I would do dirty things to that woman and help her out by giving her two lazy eyes :P
Jon and Kate Plus Haiti | March 5, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Am I seeing Toe Thumbs on this one also? Are all hot girls now gonna have toe thumbs? Girls look down at your thumbs, do they look like toes? Then I am guessing you are not hot !!!
antoine bugleboy | March 5, 2010 at 7:19 pm
dammit…
Like so many of the vapid idiot broads on this site I can’t stand this chick, yet my penis nonetheless respectfully disagrees. Excuse me while I go choke him for being so “disobedient”.
Richport's Ghost | March 5, 2010 at 7:41 pm
This girl has had her ankles behind her ears more times than Tiger Woods has banged white pussy. And that’s a lot of fucking times (yes, pun intended).
RPG, here all week…
TitsMcgue | March 5, 2010 at 7:48 pm
Umm…first off…if you are going to get implants, get implants that dont sag like an old ladies…I mean she looks like she has Lohan’s tit saggage in the pic of her lying down.
harry satchel | March 5, 2010 at 8:09 pm
bleeeahhh – sideboob in pic 2 is lookin’ haggard. I’d still spackle her good, no doubt, but shit how is she a sought after model?
van | March 5, 2010 at 8:23 pm
Amazing body marred by weird boob job.
Mr. Nice Guy | March 5, 2010 at 8:26 pm
She is sooooooooo Hott. F the Haters, No F her Please!
datroof | March 5, 2010 at 9:01 pm
Scenes from Boogie Nights 2 – Revenge of Rollergirl
Alli Watermelon | March 5, 2010 at 9:11 pm
Oh my goodness, my toes DO look like thumbs. : X
alisa | March 5, 2010 at 10:02 pm
so funny how you guys are talking shit about her….. makes it obvious that the little boys that come to this website are the kind that dont get laid so they talk shit about hot chicks… hilarious! audrina is hot and you all know it and will neveerrrrr get a girl even half as hot as her. just accept it and stop being so bitter.
Krys | March 5, 2010 at 10:29 pm
She is an idiot, but she’s hot.
Hennifer Lopez | March 5, 2010 at 11:14 pm
Umm @ #18
Are you fucking kidding me??
If you actually ever saw a girl lying down naked on her back you would probably know, that unless she was built like a 11 year old girl (which I definitely wouldnt put past you) that BOOBS MOVE TO THE SIDE. Its not because she’s old or they are “saggy”, its called gravity you fucking dumbass.
DentaSmile Md | March 5, 2010 at 11:40 pm
Nice pics….i think that she was not worry if she was slip because many guys are want to take her in their arm.i don’t know how is lucky one.
Andy | March 5, 2010 at 11:56 pm
i aint mad at dat
Perfect Double Tapered | March 6, 2010 at 12:53 am
“Excuse me Mr. Picture Taker, why do these boots have rotating soles?”
Porky D. | March 6, 2010 at 4:19 am
Damn 29, wish i’d said that.
captain america | March 6, 2010 at 4:55 am
be honest: WE GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE WHEELS, folks?
BobC | March 6, 2010 at 5:21 am
Holy crap!!! Just look at that cleavage.
Dread not | March 6, 2010 at 10:17 am
@ 15
You noticed her thumbs?!
NG | March 6, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Low-Res FTW. Not.
almanya sohbet | March 6, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Thank you admin
hootie | March 6, 2010 at 3:19 pm
#16 you pretty much summed it up; she is a worthless vapid cunt with a wonky boob job; and yet, she makes my wiener very happy. No straight dude would turn that piece of ass down; as much as I hate to say it, she looks really good in those pictures.
Credit Inquiry | March 6, 2010 at 3:20 pm
I love Audrina…. Rollergirl!
Bob | March 6, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Dear fat-asses;
Skinny people are real and they don’t starve themselves to get the way – put down the cheese fries. If you have a glandular disorder and are secure in your look, than so am I – you look fabulous.
-Bob
Tiffany | March 6, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Audrina looks really good, I am excited for the hills. Get all of her clothes here http://outfitidentifier.com/?cat=13
Porter Cable Parts | March 6, 2010 at 5:12 pm
Wow, she is soooo hot I would take everything from her lol
bribios | March 6, 2010 at 5:32 pm
@38:
I agree. I get so tired of people saying that skinny girls “aren’t real women” and all that crap. If that’s true, then how do you explain like 85 percent of the world population outside of the US? A lot of foreign girls tend to be thinner because they aren’t eating big portions of unhealthy food. You’d be surprised just how little food the body needs in order to operate at a healthy level.
We are an over consuming society. Our obesity problem only proves it.
bribios | March 6, 2010 at 5:35 pm
And yeah like every guy on here, I think she’s a moron but I would rail her for a week straight given the opportunity. Nothing wrong with that, most girls I know would hump the crap out of Robert Pattinson and the dude is a douchenuke. Just the way it works.
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GOT SEX TOYS?
She's no Heather Graham | March 6, 2010 at 7:06 pm
Stringy and trashy looking. You don’t need talents or looks to get by anymore. Just extensions and bolt-on boobs on a stick. Yeah. That’s hot. Sigh.
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MLM Lead System Pro Review | March 6, 2010 at 7:24 pm
Damn, just DAMN – She is fine
Milandir | March 6, 2010 at 7:31 pm
I’d get in there and tear that up
Jay Climbs | March 6, 2010 at 8:03 pm
Well put, #27. Thats some deep shit man. Couldn’t have put it any better myself. Alternatively, what the fuck are you babbling about?
GianniRed | March 6, 2010 at 8:31 pm
Well, dead eyes or not, it’s still better than the production of “Zoo Animals on Wheels” I was dragged to.
kingofbeer | March 6, 2010 at 9:35 pm
very nice! very very nice! yes indeed :)