Audrina Patridge’s twenty-feet apart breasts apparently didn’t do it for Ryan Cabrera. E! News reports:
“Ryan and Audrina are definitely not together right now,” a source who was with the reality starlet this weekend tells us. “It’s still a touchy subject for her.”
Friends tell us Ms. Patridge isn’t exactly feeling too good about the relationship taking a nosedive. She attended Perez Hilton’s recent birthday party in L.A. without Cabrera. “Audrina came to Perez’s birthday with a girlfriend,” one of our sources says. “When she was asked, ‘Where’s Ryan?’ she made a mortified face and changed the subject right away. She gave off a weird vibe and seemed very awkward.”
I want to suggest that Audrina stops banging dudes right away because that’s how she gets dumped in less than a month, but everyone knows the only way to find true love is to start having sex immediately. I’m talking within five minutes of the first date, but only if he anonymously insults you on the Internet. (I want to see if your boobs can hold my golf bag.)
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Sperm in mouth.
second!
Big fucking deal
I hope she’s not in there requesting songs, or trying to DJ.
I’d love to bop this slag
I don’t know who this chick is but she is kinda cute.
But pink fingernails? Isn’t that for 10-year old girls playing ‘grown-up”.
Is Ryan Cabrera a desirable dude to bang out in LA? He looks like the fat guy from Smashmouth now, hasn’t sold more than 1,000 records and is pretty much only “famous” for being Ashley Simpson’s ex-boyfriend on that shitty show of hers 100 years ago. How that translates into dating famous chicks is beyond me.
She’s got an ass made for anal so why does she bother going out with boob guys? Go out with ass guys. They won’t even notice the wasteland between her boobs.
She isn’t going out with…who? Another year with the Hills removed from TV and these people will truly sink back into obscurity.
i like pic # 3, it would look better with my balls hanging from her chin
My god, she’s in a DJ booth! For Christ’s sake, don’t let her spin! Oh the humanity!!!
It goes to the people of happiness ..
Another thing to put on the “no longer together list” : HER BOOBS
I’m sure it went something like this: bra comes off, puzzled look on his face, penis goes soft, relationship is over.
Yeah she’s very cute but that’s suuuuuch a bad boobjob. Actually can’t believe how she cannot se how ugly those tit-tays are.
what a whale
She’s custom built for titty-f***ing!
Why all the hate-on for her titties? They look fine to me… I’m sure I’d enjoy groping them while she’s bent over and I’m inside her.
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GOD, she’s looking good these days. Her bodies rockin! But her aftermarket bolt ons could use an upgrade. They’re a little off…
fuck all you fat ugly losers on this site. That ass shot is heaven on earth and any one who disses this bitch for her looks is an idiot. Maybe she is a shallow empty shell of a human being air head ding bat, but her tits and ass are hot. Maybe not for me (ima chick) but I can appreciate a smokin bod. FUCK ALL OF YOU AGAIN! dICK!
Who is that chic anyway?????
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Audrina seems to be really focusing on moving on with her life lately.
Tell me something i don’t know! Since when was she involved in a relationship?
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Could she be a hot fuck!?
Who has more intellectual capacity,Audrina Patridge or Heidi Montag?
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That’s a tough question.
GOD, she’s looking good these days. Her bodies rockin! But her aftermarket bolt ons could use an upgrade. They’re a little off…
time parti (: baby..
She looks good, but awful dancing
so happy~
Finally, (and then I will leave y’all alone), Jim Carrey is a funny guy, but really not too bright. He really shouldn’t let Jenny get away. She is an amazing woman! I’ve been a fan since she first appeared in Playboy, loved her on Singled Out, loved her in BaseketBall . . . . I’ve pretty much loved everything she’s ever done. And what a great mother.
indulge in those yellowing pages, will absorb all the essence and dross . Because love you, we forget to wash you, forget reason to see you clearly. Unconsciously, silent running water does not flow, Chinese culture, the number of people drunk I do not know return, how many people
She looks good, but awful dancing
I tried to think so, but I found it was not as the same in the actual process. As you mentioned, I still have doubts, but really thank you for sharing!
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