Audrina Patridge is single

April 6th, 2010 // 38 Comments

Audrina Patridge’s twenty-feet apart breasts apparently didn’t do it for Ryan Cabrera. E! News reports:

“Ryan and Audrina are definitely not together right now,” a source who was with the reality starlet this weekend tells us. “It’s still a touchy subject for her.”
Friends tell us Ms. Patridge isn’t exactly feeling too good about the relationship taking a nosedive. She attended Perez Hilton’s recent birthday party in L.A. without Cabrera. “Audrina came to Perez’s birthday with a girlfriend,” one of our sources says. “When she was asked, ‘Where’s Ryan?’ she made a mortified face and changed the subject right away. She gave off a weird vibe and seemed very awkward.”

I want to suggest that Audrina stops banging dudes right away because that’s how she gets dumped in less than a month, but everyone knows the only way to find true love is to start having sex immediately. I’m talking within five minutes of the first date, but only if he anonymously insults you on the Internet. (I want to see if your boobs can hold my golf bag.)

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  1. The only one whose comments matter

    Sperm in mouth.

  2. rickardo

    second!

  3. Georgeo

    Big fucking deal

  4. Sway

    I hope she’s not in there requesting songs, or trying to DJ.

  5. bar room hero

    I’d love to bop this slag

  6. Wtf?

    I don’t know who this chick is but she is kinda cute.

    But pink fingernails? Isn’t that for 10-year old girls playing ‘grown-up”.

  7. Jerk McCockoff

    Is Ryan Cabrera a desirable dude to bang out in LA? He looks like the fat guy from Smashmouth now, hasn’t sold more than 1,000 records and is pretty much only “famous” for being Ashley Simpson’s ex-boyfriend on that shitty show of hers 100 years ago. How that translates into dating famous chicks is beyond me.

  8. Parker

    She’s got an ass made for anal so why does she bother going out with boob guys? Go out with ass guys. They won’t even notice the wasteland between her boobs.

  9. sixpack

    She isn’t going out with…who? Another year with the Hills removed from TV and these people will truly sink back into obscurity.

  10. chris

    i like pic # 3, it would look better with my balls hanging from her chin

  11. jumpin_j

    My god, she’s in a DJ booth! For Christ’s sake, don’t let her spin! Oh the humanity!!!

  12. It goes to the people of happiness ..

  13. Stating the Obvious

    Another thing to put on the “no longer together list” : HER BOOBS

  14. TekMoney

    I’m sure it went something like this: bra comes off, puzzled look on his face, penis goes soft, relationship is over.

  15. Pahlavi

    Yeah she’s very cute but that’s suuuuuch a bad boobjob. Actually can’t believe how she cannot se how ugly those tit-tays are.

  16. Jen

    what a whale

  17. Ari Ola

    She’s custom built for titty-f***ing!

  18. Why all the hate-on for her titties? They look fine to me… I’m sure I’d enjoy groping them while she’s bent over and I’m inside her.

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  20. GOD, she’s looking good these days. Her bodies rockin! But her aftermarket bolt ons could use an upgrade. They’re a little off…

  21. Expert on Everything

    fuck all you fat ugly losers on this site. That ass shot is heaven on earth and any one who disses this bitch for her looks is an idiot. Maybe she is a shallow empty shell of a human being air head ding bat, but her tits and ass are hot. Maybe not for me (ima chick) but I can appreciate a smokin bod. FUCK ALL OF YOU AGAIN! dICK!

  22. erica

    Who is that chic anyway?????

  23. captain america

    find a solution with kim kardashian.
    I’M SURE BOTH OF YOU GIRLS CAN PLEASE ME.

    ……………………work together!!

  24. Audrina seems to be really focusing on moving on with her life lately.

  25. Master Spook

    Tell me something i don’t know! Since when was she involved in a relationship?

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  27. Boogeyman King Dong

    Could she be a hot fuck!?

  28. Rhialto

    Who has more intellectual capacity,Audrina Patridge or Heidi Montag?

  29. Nero

    @28
    That’s a tough question.

  30. GOD, she’s looking good these days. Her bodies rockin! But her aftermarket bolt ons could use an upgrade. They’re a little off…

  31. She looks good, but awful dancing

  32. Finally, (and then I will leave y’all alone), Jim Carrey is a funny guy, but really not too bright. He really shouldn’t let Jenny get away. She is an amazing woman! I’ve been a fan since she first appeared in Playboy, loved her on Singled Out, loved her in BaseketBall . . . . I’ve pretty much loved everything she’s ever done. And what a great mother.

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  34. She looks good, but awful dancing

  35. I tried to think so, but I found it was not as the same in the actual process. As you mentioned, I still have doubts, but really thank you for sharing!

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