Audrina Patridge is single

The Superficial / April 6, 2010

Audrina Patridge’s twenty-feet apart breasts apparently didn’t do it for Ryan Cabrera. E! News reports:

“Ryan and Audrina are definitely not together right now,” a source who was with the reality starlet this weekend tells us. “It’s still a touchy subject for her.”
Friends tell us Ms. Patridge isn’t exactly feeling too good about the relationship taking a nosedive. She attended Perez Hilton’s recent birthday party in L.A. without Cabrera. “Audrina came to Perez’s birthday with a girlfriend,” one of our sources says. “When she was asked, ‘Where’s Ryan?’ she made a mortified face and changed the subject right away. She gave off a weird vibe and seemed very awkward.”

I want to suggest that Audrina stops banging dudes right away because that’s how she gets dumped in less than a month, but everyone knows the only way to find true love is to start having sex immediately. I’m talking within five minutes of the first date, but only if he anonymously insults you on the Internet. (I want to see if your boobs can hold my golf bag.)

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