Audrina Patridge in a Bikini

May 10th, 2010 // 66 Comments

Audrina Patridge celebrated her 25th birthday in Vegas over the weekend and the wonk-tits are really starting to freak me out. Seriously, what the hell is that? When I stare into a woman’s breasts, the last thing I want to see is Skeletor’s face looking back at me. No matter how many times I yell “By the power of Greyskull!” whenever I get an erection. (Childhood habit.)

Photos: Getty, WireImage

  1. god

    Nasty body. WHos the ugly Fondue head with her?

  2. cc

    captain america @49 What is a desperation bikini?

  3. I love dicks better

  4. She is damn hot! I would give her 9.5 and that’s a lot by my standards.

  5. mer

    What is she looking at??

  6. very beautifull ! I love her smile !

  7. Very nice but I like more Audrina posing for Playboy and Maxim

  8. In the sky has the cloud to have rain to put on has forded jungle pavilion Taiwan as well as brilliant look I is slightly slightly tired boatman sets at the punting pole to kiss in you the lashing rope in you angle which sends border to worship on bended knees you are in the dim light of night only Arcadia

  9. In the sky has the cloud to have rain to put on has forded jungle pavilion Taiwan as well as brilliant look I is slightly slightly tired boatman sets at the punting pole to kiss in you the lashing rope in you angle which sends border to worship on bended knees you are in the dim light of night only Arcadia

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    Fist,
    Tell you a story,there used to have a mountain, a temple in the mountain , a monk live in the temple . . .
    then,
    go to my home
    They are SEXY, GORGEOUS and FUN.

  11. ? _ ? ? .o ?
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  12. wow,so beauty ,I love dicks better…

  13. Nasty body. WHos the ugly Fondue head with her?

  14. Diana

    dear god, this chick is so fucking ugly. you people are obviously on crack if you think shes good looking.

    she has weird ass eyes and she has no upper lip. also, look at those horse teeth.

    her body has no curves. she looks disgustingly thin and her hair is extremely stringy. she is just so trashy. blehh.

  15. mhhjbhh
    Commented on this photo:

    OMG they all should wear tiny bikinis like that my cock would stay permanently stiff

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