Audrina Patridge celebrated her 25th birthday in Vegas over the weekend and the wonk-tits are really starting to freak me out. Seriously, what the hell is that? When I stare into a woman’s breasts, the last thing I want to see is Skeletor’s face looking back at me. No matter how many times I yell “By the power of Greyskull!” whenever I get an erection. (Childhood habit.)
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cd | May 10, 2010 at 12:24 pm
seriously, who wears that hat to a pool?
JustGil | May 10, 2010 at 12:25 pm
I love titties!
Que | May 10, 2010 at 12:25 pm
Que nice.
Parker | May 10, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Who cares abouit her tits. I’d pack her fudge any day. What a nice, sweet ass she’s got.
Tooti | May 10, 2010 at 12:26 pm
I’d totally do her!
He-Man | May 10, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Sweet. I thought I was the only one Fish. Did you bleed and chafe like me too over abusing it?
OTP | May 10, 2010 at 12:29 pm
Yeah, she’s really not that good in any way.
Anonymous | May 10, 2010 at 12:34 pm
Talentless and irrelevant.
Preemie McDumpster | May 10, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Is that a C-section scar?
Viv | May 10, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Her belly skin looks a little streched in pic one, is she a mom? If she’s no she’s wat too joung to have streched skin. Her bikini bottom does not cover her well and you can see a bit more than you might want to. I also think the girl in the background in pic 10, the one with the floral bikini, has a better rear view.
Deacon Jones | May 10, 2010 at 12:55 pm
She’s got the cleavage of a 45 year old Long Island housewife.
sing | May 10, 2010 at 1:07 pm
@ 9 ..No, that’s from a previous jelly roll. I have one, too. It’s even more common for someone who’s had lipo since the skin has no chance to de-wrinkle over time.
Breast Demolisher | May 10, 2010 at 1:08 pm
that little cavern is from where my head has worn a groove in her clevage.
My huge cock+the huge number of times I’ve titty-fucked her=Clevage Grand Canyon
bar room hero | May 10, 2010 at 1:26 pm
definitely fake tits; I bop this slag hard.
looks much better than her tranny friend Heidi.
devilsrain | May 10, 2010 at 1:42 pm
14. You mean her tits arent real? Next thing you know youll find out that we breathe oxygen
Movieskank | May 10, 2010 at 1:47 pm
OMG EW EW EW EW PICTURE NUMBER 13.
WTF?????
Blubba | May 10, 2010 at 1:52 pm
ME WANT FUCK NOW.
Tek | May 10, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Haha! Pic # 6 is classic. Huge gap between them + the rib cage bones = FAIL.
chupacabra | May 10, 2010 at 2:21 pm
I hope she’s saving her money…
the EPA | May 10, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Audrina is like a Kleenex.
She is soft.
You need her when you want something blown.
When you are finished using her you throw her away.
Parker | May 10, 2010 at 2:52 pm
sodomy
TIM GUNN SIGHS | May 10, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Ms. Partidge’s bikini bottom provides insufficient coverage unless she is visiting her gynecologist.
The outer labia of the viaginal area should NOT be visible whilst wearing a swimsuit.
EVER.
As for the rest of Ms. Partridge, Ms, Montag should take note.
There is a badly done proportiate bust enhancement, but natural is far prettier than plastic.
Audrina’s taste in men or is boys continues to degrade. I though she coiuldn’t go lower then chasing Justin for four years and being used for sex.
TIM GUNN SIGHS | May 10, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Ms. Partidge’s bikini bottom provides insufficient coverage unless she is visiting her gynecologist.
The outer labia of the viaginal area should NOT be visible whilst wearing a swimsuit.
EVER.
As for the rest of Ms. Partridge, Ms, Montag should take note.
There is a badly done proportiate bust enhancement, but natural is far prettier than plastic.
Audrina’s taste in men or is boys continues to degrade. I though she coiuldn’t go lower then chasing Justin for four years and being used for sex.
Z. | May 10, 2010 at 3:24 pm
@ 23 — that ain’t labia, that’s loose skin from over-tanning. Imagine it in a mere 5 years. She’s super hot, though.
Mr. Nice Guy | May 10, 2010 at 4:28 pm
She is as good as it gets!
alisa | May 10, 2010 at 4:43 pm
lol you all have no idea what you’re talking about! number 10..viv… you’re definitely fat. shut up. 12… de-wrinkle? wtf? everyone has some type of line on their stomach from sitting down over the years… even thin girls.. unless when you sit your belly is completely flat and always has been….. very unlikely. and 24…. loose skin from tanning? you sound like an idiot.. yes tanning causes skin to lose their elasticity over the years but you don’t get it until you’re like 40. many girls have skin around that area.. its just where the thigh meets it…lets see the saggy skin around your balls..ew
turd da third | May 10, 2010 at 6:11 pm
Yuk, in pict 12 she has no hips and is all cunty.. Her tits are way to big for some fucktard with no curves…NEXT!!
DIon | May 10, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Send her email address if she needs a date I am available
DIon | May 10, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Send her email address if she needs a date I am available
Hugh Gentry | May 10, 2010 at 6:44 pm
her face is absolutely fucking beautiful.
Jeff | May 10, 2010 at 7:12 pm
she looks waaaaaaaaaaay better with the sunglasses on
Richport's Ghost | May 10, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Hi Cunt.
timmy the dying boy | May 10, 2010 at 10:57 pm
She actually does have some talent. Unfortunately, that talent strictly seems to be finding new ways of making her tits look weird.
Alli Watermelon | May 10, 2010 at 11:35 pm
Her body physically makes me sick. Awful boob job, an entire FOOT of “daylight” between her thighs (yet she has no hips..how the fuck does that work???) and ugly grandma knees like Holly Madison. She definitely looks better in clothes. WINTER clothes.
Alli Watermelon | May 10, 2010 at 11:37 pm
P.S. God awful bikini.
MrSP | May 10, 2010 at 11:42 pm
PLease can someone tell me what brand sunglasses she’s wearing? I LOVE THEM!
memory cards | May 11, 2010 at 12:07 am
Her bikini bottom does not apply to him and see a bit 'more than you might want to.You talk like an idiot .. Yes tanning makes the skin loses elasticity over time, but do not get it until you're like 40.
Marcus | May 11, 2010 at 12:10 am
Such a little butt.. So skinny, she probably only poops once a month.. I’m sure she gives a handjob as good as anyone else who has mastered it.
Johnny Stab-O | May 11, 2010 at 12:14 am
My god. Her pooter has a gap as wide as her tits. You could drive a truck through both.
Jackieblue | May 11, 2010 at 1:39 am
get these freaks off the comments , spencer and little friends writing same ool same iol shtt. Audrina looks amazing and is very happy in her lifestyle 100%… we love her so much…
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Retard | May 11, 2010 at 3:48 am
Her vagina oozes out of her bikini. I still like it though.
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cc | May 11, 2010 at 9:51 am
I have to confess, when I see her in that bikini my thoughts immediately run to performing oral sex. A lot of oral sex.