Audrina Patridge in a Bikini

April 4th, 2010 // 98 Comments

Before The Hills goes off the air and even less people know who the hell she is, Audrina Patridge cashed in by hosting a pool party at Wet Republic Saturday which is exactly what I’d be doing in her shoes. But only when I’m not confronting plastic surgeons until they agree it’s not healthy for cars to be able to parallel park between my tits. That can’t be fair to the meter maids.


  1. Stu Gavin

    Who cares if her tits are real? The rest of her body is HOT. I like her cute face with the oversized teeth, she’s unique looking in that way.

  2. Her tits are a boner killer

    You’ll have to excuse #51; he’s never been laid and would f*ck a tree if the hole was large enough.

    This chick is a mess. First off, her eyes are fucked up; her nickname is “ceiling eyes”. And then there’s those nasty obviously fake tits; they don’t look even close to normal. There’s only one reason a chick gets fake tits, and that’s to either attract a dude so he will f*ck her or to give her boyfriend/husband more of a boner so he will f*ck her. Those fake tits are not only disgusting, they’re an actual boner killer…

  3. Lain

    Her tits are 100% fake. Are you kidding me? There’s a huge gap between those silicone sacs! They look horrible. And I’m not saying she has an ugly figure, only that her plastic surgeon should be fired.

  4. Audreinna is goreous and has a nice body. she is my favorite person on The Hills.

  5. turd da third

    I’d put her partridge in my pear tree…….got wood!

  6. rickardo

    You guys are trippin’, shes good to go! I swear haters think they’d kick her out of bed, yeeeaahh riiiight!!!

  7. Cindy

    All women in bikinis with nice bodies start to look exactly the same after a while.

  8. lololololol

    outside of her boobs that are way too far apart & her eyes that are always looking up i can’t find anything to complain about. any guy who says they wouldn’t bang her is obviously gay.

  9. CoCoK

    What’s up with the giant concave trench in between her hooters??? Someone should’ve sued their surgeon.

  10. turd da third

    Thats not cleavage its a roadway through the mountains.

  11. Guy

    Again, cankles.

  12. absinthe

    She has a beautiful, slim figure. A fuller figure is beautiful too, but there’s nothing wrong with being thin. She looks amazing!

  13. Moo

    She totally does have cankles! Too funny. I never noticed. She’s hot, but is oddly shaped. Way long torso and short legs but she’s not bad to look at.

  14. fasd

    See Picture 12: In the background there they are, the fat chicks that say this girl is not good.

  15. wataahh

    hahahahhaha..”one of the most perfect bodies in the world”mate you should go outside of usa once in a while..go to rome,moscow,stockholm almost any city in europe and you will find those in every street corner..

  16. Hey looking so hot in bikini and i love her all images, and looked the eyes, her eyes looking so gorgeous…..

  17. lol……..lets just say I’m not the biggest fan of her feet, they look good in high heels but not in flip flops. Her sister has WAY cuter feet.

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  19. captain america

    her tits failed dramaticely by an operation or was is something else?

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  22. Stu Gavin

    I’m beginning to wonder if this site has more fags than heteros.

    Why does it matter that her eyes are always looking up? BFD.

    And she got fake tits because she thought it would bring her more acting roles.

  23. Natalie

    I’ve never actually watched The Hills, but I’ve always thought Audrina was the prettiest one on the show. She’s so cute and skinny. I love her!

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  26. looks pretty good. nice photos

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  30. Kiara

    she’s pretty except for those wandering cocked eyes!!

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  34. she’s pretty except for those wandering cocked eyes!! hoho!

  35. no clue who she is, but she has a nice body.

    face is kinda ‘weird’ looking tho

  36. she’s really done nothing. but i dont get tired of looking at audrina.

  37. She is a joke, a has-been, a fraud, a horrible mother, etc. WHY she even still shows her ugly face in public is beyond me. She has no idea the people are laughing at her and not with her

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