Audrina Patridge in a Bikini

Before The Hills goes off the air and even less people know who the hell she is, Audrina Patridge cashed in by hosting a pool party at Wet Republic Saturday which is exactly what I’d be doing in her shoes. But only when I’m not confronting plastic surgeons until they agree it’s not healthy for cars to be able to parallel park between my tits. That can’t be fair to the meter maids.