Audrina Patridge in a bikini

June 15th, 2009 // 52 Comments

Here’s Audrina Patridge on vacation in Cabo with her latest boyfriend Corey Bohan, and seriously, is this woman ever single? I know the answer is “Shut up and look at her breasts,” but– actually, that does cover everything I could possibly want to know here. Thanks, me.

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Comments (52)

  1. tired of crap | June 15, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    Aren’t I supposed to be turned on by boobs? Nope, nothing here. There is NOTHING about her that is tantalizing or even engaging. What a waste of a perfectly good V.

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  2. Vince Lombardi | June 15, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    FIRST down!

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  3. Glenn Quagmire | June 15, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    Giggity Giggity Goo

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  4. Automated Response | June 15, 2009 at 2:10 pm

    They must smell divine.

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  5. Zanna | June 15, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    I
    Need
    A
    Vacation
    BAD.

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  6. Useless People | June 15, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    She’s so useless, she farts stupidity.

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  7. el-douche | June 15, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    I don’t know who this chick is or why she is famous, nor do I care, but she’s hot.

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  8. Max Planck | June 15, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    Plastics.

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  9. Moto Rola | June 15, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    The gap between her fake funbags doesn’t look as wide in these pictures.

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  10. Death2Speidi | June 15, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    Nice side-boob shots…they’re a mess when you view them straight on though.

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  11. RichPort's Ghost | June 15, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    #5 – The Fung Wah is both cheap and fun!

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  12. JoeBlo | June 15, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    c-c-c-ccccaaaaaaankles!

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  13. Anonymous | June 15, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    Supremely untalented.

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  14. Duuude | June 15, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    I’d probably rather fuck Amy. Audrina doesn’t seem nearly as approachable.

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  15. Erica | June 15, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    Her body is like 75% torso, 25% legs. That makes me sad.

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  16. Duuude | June 15, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    I’d probably rather fuck Amy. Audrina doesn’t seem nearly as approachable.

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  17. Zanna | June 15, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    @11 – what a coincidence. So am I. And a Fung-Wah bore down upon me late Saturday afternoon. It almost made me cry.

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  18. gamerdude | June 15, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    Damn I need to lose some weight.

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  19. woopwoop | June 15, 2009 at 3:07 pm

    damn her new boyfriend is hot!
    Very nice audrina..

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  20. havoc | June 15, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    Nice ass….

    .

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  21. RichPort's Ghost | June 15, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    #16 – If You Seek Amy…

    #17 – Where else in America can you feel like you’re in a foreign country for 4 freakin’ hours straight??

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  22. Jizzle Lizzle | June 15, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    She has mini legs.

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  23. Alyssa | June 15, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    fake boobies look like Shauna Sands after a while
    fine when youre young, but when your skin gets crepe-y and stretchy, you get floppy nipple, like our Lucite Princess, Shauna

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  24. Giant Penis Having Dude | June 15, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    @9 The gap is just perfect for my gigantic penis. Seriously this penis is of mine is huge, like blue whale purple alien penis huge.

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  25. Bertha | June 15, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    HOLY! TITS MAGEE

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  26. Matt | June 15, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    BEWBS!

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  27. CrunchPop | June 15, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    So whose face is rounder, this cunt’s or Miley Cyrus’s? I think it’s a tie, they’re both moon-faces.

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  28. the grapes of ROUGH | June 15, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    Ill bet you dont even remember she spent $5000 on those double airbags, once you start feeling the heat, and aroma…

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  29. assman | June 15, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    the assman approves.

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  30. sdtangler | June 15, 2009 at 6:09 pm

    A mind is a terrible thing.

    She’s so stupid, she’d get fired from a blow job.

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  31. T-Mon | June 15, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    even with fakes i’d do her

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  32. Tanzarian | June 15, 2009 at 6:29 pm

    I’d bang her hard enough to make ‘em pop with my final thrust. That way, in the bloody explosion of flesh and silicone, I’m be coming in her then throwing up on her.

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  33. music video lyrics | June 15, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    thanxxx sexyy bikini

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  34. Tom K | June 15, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    She has a nice stomach…..that’s about it

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  35. bossvnnv | June 15, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    I’d totally bang that farting ass.

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  36. KIM | June 15, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    Audrina is the nicest and prettiest on T.V. today. Congrats to her and Cory.

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  37. KIM | June 15, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    Audrina is the nicest and prettiest on T.V. today. Congrats to her and Cory.

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  38. ummm | June 15, 2009 at 8:29 pm
  39. Huckleberry Hashimoto | June 15, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    Please stop expecting us to look at those Frankenboobs.

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  40. She's a WHORE | June 15, 2009 at 10:26 pm

    Another attention whore with fake tits (her tit job is the WORST I’ve ever seen) who’s lustily sucking on the fame cock. She does nothing, she contributes nothing, she is nothing. She’s totally useless; the less seen of her, the better…

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  41. timmy the frisky virus | June 16, 2009 at 2:23 am

    Notice how, in pics 1 and 2, those tits sit exactly the same whether her arms are up or down. This shows they would feel pretty much like they’re filled with concrete.

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  42. Breakup Makeup | June 16, 2009 at 2:50 am
  43. captain america | June 16, 2009 at 7:15 am

    aftere seeing this picture THE SPERM IS “COMING UP” AGAIN, folks!!

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  45. Dipstix Crew | June 16, 2009 at 10:23 am

    The crew here at Dipstix says,
    RED HOT, just like Habenero, we say of Audrina today.

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  46. Rhialto | June 16, 2009 at 11:30 am

    We’re trying to get a massive bikini database.That’s the reason of the regular bikini postings.Any complains?

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  47. G&T | June 17, 2009 at 9:19 am

    I never really cared much for the color red till about 2 minutes ago.
    For some reason it has suddenly become my favorite color…

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  48. arroyo | June 18, 2009 at 12:48 am

    Whoa … Audrina … in a bikini? No way!

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  49. Mike | August 22, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    I’m not one for the colour read either – dark read is cool, but bright red just shouts Baywatch wanna be!

    acai berry

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  50. carte sdhc 8gb | December 30, 2009 at 8:05 am

    she looks way older than 23, like so many other of these Hollywood wannabees. Fake tits and horrible hard bodied look, don’t think it looks feminine at all but probably goes down well in L.A

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