Audrina Patridge in a bikini

Aren’t I supposed to be turned on by boobs? Nope, nothing here. There is NOTHING about her that is tantalizing or even engaging. What a waste of a perfectly good V.

FIRST down!

Giggity Giggity Goo

They must smell divine.

I
Need
A
Vacation
BAD.

She’s so useless, she farts stupidity.

I don’t know who this chick is or why she is famous, nor do I care, but she’s hot.

Plastics.

The gap between her fake funbags doesn’t look as wide in these pictures.

Nice side-boob shots…they’re a mess when you view them straight on though.

#5 – The Fung Wah is both cheap and fun!

c-c-c-ccccaaaaaaankles!

Supremely untalented.

I’d probably rather fuck Amy. Audrina doesn’t seem nearly as approachable.

Her body is like 75% torso, 25% legs. That makes me sad.

I’d probably rather fuck Amy. Audrina doesn’t seem nearly as approachable.

@11 – what a coincidence. So am I. And a Fung-Wah bore down upon me late Saturday afternoon. It almost made me cry.

Damn I need to lose some weight.

damn her new boyfriend is hot!
Very nice audrina..

Nice ass….

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#16 – If You Seek Amy…

#17 – Where else in America can you feel like you’re in a foreign country for 4 freakin’ hours straight??

She has mini legs.

fake boobies look like Shauna Sands after a while
fine when youre young, but when your skin gets crepe-y and stretchy, you get floppy nipple, like our Lucite Princess, Shauna

@9 The gap is just perfect for my gigantic penis. Seriously this penis is of mine is huge, like blue whale purple alien penis huge.

HOLY! TITS MAGEE

BEWBS!

So whose face is rounder, this cunt’s or Miley Cyrus’s? I think it’s a tie, they’re both moon-faces.

Ill bet you dont even remember she spent $5000 on those double airbags, once you start feeling the heat, and aroma…

the assman approves.

A mind is a terrible thing.

She’s so stupid, she’d get fired from a blow job.

even with fakes i’d do her

I’d bang her hard enough to make ‘em pop with my final thrust. That way, in the bloody explosion of flesh and silicone, I’m be coming in her then throwing up on her.

thanxxx sexyy bikini

She has a nice stomach…..that’s about it

I’d totally bang that farting ass.

Audrina is the nicest and prettiest on T.V. today. Congrats to her and Cory.

Audrina is the nicest and prettiest on T.V. today. Congrats to her and Cory.

looks more like annalynne mccord to me…
http://lh5.ggpht.com/fisherwy/Rzs88ov3MCI/AAAAAAAALAQ/96JzDH5bCkQ/AnnaLynne+McCord%5B3%5D.jpg

Please stop expecting us to look at those Frankenboobs.

Another attention whore with fake tits (her tit job is the WORST I’ve ever seen) who’s lustily sucking on the fame cock. She does nothing, she contributes nothing, she is nothing. She’s totally useless; the less seen of her, the better…

Notice how, in pics 1 and 2, those tits sit exactly the same whether her arms are up or down. This shows they would feel pretty much like they’re filled with concrete.

HOT!

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The crew here at Dipstix says,
RED HOT, just like Habenero, we say of Audrina today.

We’re trying to get a massive bikini database.That’s the reason of the regular bikini postings.Any complains?

I never really cared much for the color red till about 2 minutes ago.
For some reason it has suddenly become my favorite color…

Whoa … Audrina … in a bikini? No way!

I’m not one for the colour read either – dark read is cool, but bright red just shouts Baywatch wanna be!

acai berry

she looks way older than 23, like so many other of these Hollywood wannabees. Fake tits and horrible hard bodied look, don’t think it looks feminine at all but probably goes down well in L.A