These are shots of Audrina Patridge on vacation in Cabo that she posted on her official website. Of all The Hills stars, I think I respect Audrina the most. But only because she recognizes the fact that people just want to see her oddly-spaced cans. You can’t teach that kind of talent. Believe me, I’ve tried, and those nuns were surprisingly adamant about filing a restraining order afterward.
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ffff | January 9, 2009 at 12:02 pm
wtf does slow your roll mean
JANE | January 9, 2009 at 12:03 pm
FIRST!
Jeezy | January 9, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Stupid post.
Monkey's Bone | January 9, 2009 at 12:11 pm
This site is really striving not to suck as of late.
RichPort's Ghost | January 9, 2009 at 12:13 pm
I’d like her and that over-jawed Heidi chick to have a UFC match to the death.
comfy | January 9, 2009 at 12:16 pm
beaver teeth, wonk eye and a gap between the tits wider than the grand canyon
EverybodylovesROUGHers | January 9, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Its should be slow your role!
its calm down in wigger world!
La Bella Vita | January 9, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Dumb fake tattooo
http://lbv.typepad.com
La Bella Vita | January 9, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Dumb fake tattooo
http://lbv.typepad.com
deka | January 9, 2009 at 1:01 pm
i dont like her lazy eyes
grobpilot | January 9, 2009 at 1:13 pm
“Slow Your Roll”? I’ll bet Hollywood will pick up on that and turn it into a new catch phrase that they’ll all start repeating, in much the same way that they all flash the fucking peace sign and they have no idea what it means. I also have no idea what it means so, after this post, I’ll never say it again.
Famous Plastic | January 9, 2009 at 1:31 pm
God I hope that tattoo is real. Then you can explain to your kids, “I thought I was super cool when I was 21, when obviously, I was not.”
Her boob job is the worst…
Ted from Detroit | January 9, 2009 at 1:35 pm
DO any of you even know why she is famous? It’s because she is the only woman in the world whose tits reside in different zip codes.
Ummm...yeah... | January 9, 2009 at 1:52 pm
That stupid phrase means to chill out. I will seriously laugh my ass off if it is a real tatoo. What a fucking loser!
Sorry Ted, I have no freaking idea who this stupid cunt is, but you were pretty funny.
Perhaps YOU should write for Fish….God knows he’s not fucking funny at all!
Superevil | January 9, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Don’t you actually have to have a job in order to go on vacation?
chaos | January 9, 2009 at 2:21 pm
omg all you guys are totally gei! go get laid! she fuking HOT
hollywood_hillbilly | January 9, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Her sister is hot.
kinsey | January 9, 2009 at 4:31 pm
“slow your roll” is so effing outdated…..a stupid phrase that never even caught on. she is the epitome of “uncool”
kinsey | January 9, 2009 at 4:31 pm
“slow your roll” is so effing outdated…..a stupid phrase that never even caught on. she is the epitome of “uncool”
just curious | January 9, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Does anyone know if Audrina’s new place is a house, condo, townhouse? The entrance seems more like it is a condo.
kinsey | January 9, 2009 at 6:36 pm
“slow your roll” is so effing outdated…..a stupid phrase that never even caught on. she is the epitome of “uncool”
Julie | January 9, 2009 at 7:29 pm
I’m with you 18, “slow your roll” is totally dated. That’s hilarious that she thinks that’s cool and got it “fake” tattood on herself.
CaptainMorgan | January 9, 2009 at 8:31 pm
That tattoo gives her a lot of street cred. Now she’ll turn into a $5 crack whore. Look out Amy…you gotz company!
Think she got it from a ‘dizcount’ tattoo artiste – the “Y” is backwards, yo.
mike | January 9, 2009 at 9:44 pm
Idiots, it’s obviously not a real tatoo….look where she is while it’s being applied!!!
Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD rescinded | January 9, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Those are some of the dumbest, ugliest tattoos I’ve ever seen. Oh, well look who we’re talking about. She should have gotten a tattoo that said, “don’t keep looking at the ceiling,” or something like that.
Worthless twat…..
gerard Vandenberg | January 9, 2009 at 11:31 pm
PLEASE GO “HUSTLER” AGAIN.
……………………………………this time for real!!
CJ | January 10, 2009 at 11:57 am
Dudes, it’s a henna tattoo.
CJ | January 10, 2009 at 11:59 am
Dudes, it’s a henna tattoo.
margaret | January 11, 2009 at 7:13 pm
her sister is so ugly. she has an enormous chin. audrina is semi-cute, but definitely not pretty. she’s better than ball-nosed, 5 o’clock shaddow mustache lauren conrad.
Dorian | January 11, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Yeah, everyone (roll your eyes here) is curious about her fake tits, spaced too far apart, but even more so, they wonder out loud about her NON EXISTENT TOP LIP.
Cheesus, buy one will ya Awwwdrina. You’ve made enough cash to buy another top lip.
MilfJungle | January 12, 2009 at 11:32 am
Audrina is the only reason i would watch this show.
hard drive media player | May 14, 2010 at 3:33 am
Those stupid, ugliest tattoo I’ve ever seen are. Oh, well look who we’re talking about. He should have gotten a tattoo that said, “keep it on the terrace looking,” or something like that.