With the winter months approaching, bikini posts are sadly few and far between. So, naturally, I jumped at these photos of Audrina Patridge filming an episode of The Hills today. Sure, I could probably drive a Mack truck (or two side-by-side) between her breasts, but I’ll take what the good Lord gives me:
Bless you, O’ Father, for this chestiful bounty which thou hast bestowed upon us. We gaze upon Audrina’s cleavage and, where some may find shitass plastic surgery causing weeping and gnashing of teeth, we faithfully find a token of your love that ensures our days be not destitute nor bikini-less. Amen.
Photos: WENN
She is looking for her trailer!!!!!
it is nice that your cleaning lady! I present?
stupid!
She is looking for her trailer!!!!!
She is looking for her trailer!!!!!
Motorboat? I think it’d be more yatching.
Wow, I can really see this girl’s asscheeks warmly wrapped around my cock as I buttfuck her. At least I wouldn’t have to look at her face.
Check out the juxtaposition between Partidge and Winehouse in the So Freaking Hot box.
What;s wrong with this girl? She’s gorgeous.
Seriously wtf is wrong with you morons? She’s fucking HOT!
She has no top lip for christ’s sake!!
She looks like Gollum, with tits!
Dudes, she’s beautiful. Fucking beautiful. No lips WFC, WGAS.
Despise those shot-put tits though, why not be naturally small-chested.
I must say I didn’t recognize her at first, in the main pic she’s actually finally looking at the camera and not doing that checking for birds dropping turds pose. First time for everything.
Spend some time fucking accentuating those raging insecurities, and she’ll do just about anything to win approval. Now that is a major fucking score dudes.
You all know that you would do her in an instatnt if given the opportunity.
umm, these were posted over the summer, not when filming the hills, are you guys serious?
hot
these are old photos
She is gorgeous, pretty sure all of you that are saying horrible things are just jealous
These pictures were taken this past summer!!! It is a cheap excuse to post titties. I can’t rely on homos for breaking tittie news.
#s 63, 64, 67:
You losers actually remember obscure Aurdrina Partidge photo-shoots from the summer, and then advertise the fact like it’s something to be proud of, and that we’re a bunch of idiots for thinking they were new? You fucking suck! (Really, you just proved beyond a doubt how asinine your lives are). Keep up the good work!
I’m not sure where many of you get your beauty standards. But she’s beautiful. The picking about the deviated boobs and the torso-to-legs proportion is fairly minor. There’s literally hundreds of different attributes that make up a person’s physical beauty. She hits most of them. And it wouldn’t surprise me if most of the highly negative comments are made by women. Your gender after all loves to tear each other apart when it comes to looks.
I spooged to these months ago. Get your shit together.
Her body is perfect, but her face is ugly. I’m jealous of her body, not the face..ew.
Not gonna lie, I’d hit it, alot. boobs ain’t perfect but that won’t matter when she’s gagging.
@68. Atrides – November 12, 2008 11:09 PM
Is it really worse than someone who thinks news from 5 months ago is ‘hot off the presses’? Did you hear war broke out in Europe and we jumped in after Pearl Harbor? I’m not sure how it’ll turn out; stay tuned.
P.S. I would ANNIHILATE Audrina sexually in every way possible for the 30 seconds I would be able to last with her.
@68. Atrides – November 12, 2008 11:09 PM
Is it really worse than someone who thinks news from 5 months ago is ‘hot off the presses’? Did you hear war broke out in Europe and we jumped in after Pearl Harbor? I’m not sure how it’ll turn out; stay tuned.
P.S. I would ANNIHILATE Audrina sexually in every way possible for the 30 seconds I would be able to last with her.
these are bad pics of her. she’s actually pretty even tho she has virtually no upper lip and her eyes always look up…how many people with those noticeable “flaws” are still gorgeous? and her boobs are real. you can tell those are not fake if you watch the show. she’s just very thin and is hunched over in these pics which make them look weird. its a bad angle, give the girl a break.
Yes: Her, Mister Stamous, how is your, Serail habits, um not the serail killer youa re your movation the way you advertise that sertail stuf will comsume you, yes her, “I’ reall like two kiss her their, and yes is she, the kittey cat Kissel, yummie she is, “I’ sure wish “I’ was their rite up MIss KIssle cat, and whoa re you, you yummie femail um very hungry for you showme more, ketch me if you can!!
Yes: Her, Mister Stamous, how is your, Serail habits, um not the serail killer youa re your movation the way you advertise that sertail stuf will comsume you, yes her, “I’ reall like two kiss her their, and yes is she, the kittey cat Kissel, yummie she is, “I’ sure wish “I’ was their rite up MIss KIssle cat, and whoa re you, you yummie femail um very hungry for you shwo me more, ketch me if you can!!
Yes: Her, Mister Stamous, how is your, Serail habits, um not the serail killer youa re your movation the way you advertise that sertail stuf will comsume you, yes her, “I’ reall like two kiss her their, and yes is she, the kittey cat Kissel, yummie she is, “I’ sure wish “I’ was their rite up MIss KIssle cat, and whoa re you, you yummie femail um very hungry for you shwo me more, ketch me if you can!!
Yes: Her, Mister Stamous, how is your, Serail habits, um not the serail killer youa re your movation the way you advertise that sertail stuf will comsume you, yes her, “I’ reall like two kiss her their, and yes is she, the kittey cat Kissel, yummie she is, “I’ sure wish “I’ was their rite up MIss KIssle cat, and whoa re you, you yummie femail um very hungry for you shwo me more, ketch me if you can!!
Yes: Her, Mister Stamous, how is your, Serail habits, um not the serail killer youa re your movation the way you advertise that sertail stuf will comsume you, yes her, “I’ reall like two kiss her their, and yes is she, the kittey cat Kissel, yummie she is, “I’ sure wish “I’ was their rite up MIss KIssle cat, and whoa re you, you yummie femail um very hungry for you showme more, ketch me if you can!!
scratch what i said about her having real boobs. well im pretty sure these are pre surgery pics. but apparently she just got a boob job. either way i stand by what i said, she’s quite pretty but these aren’t her best body pics.
Seriously – all you picking Audrinas firgure apart are clearly un happy with yourselves! Give her a break, she looks fab. Taking a stab at her isn’t going to fix your weight. Go lose some pounds fatties.
Her boobies look funny, but other than that, I’d shag her brains out.
FUGLY!!!!
Needs large tits and an ASS!
Is she German, ’cause I hear a CANKLE ALERT!
all the negative comments = virgins
easy to say that all negative comments are virgins, might be true, who’s knows? but honestly, shes alright looking, but her boobs are fked up big style! they need a lift by the look of it…
This chick is smokin’. I’m shaken and stirred.
Yeah, something doesn’t look quite normal….