Audrina Patridge in a bikini

November 11th, 2008 // 89 Comments

With the winter months approaching, bikini posts are sadly few and far between. So, naturally, I jumped at these photos of Audrina Patridge filming an episode of The Hills today. Sure, I could probably drive a Mack truck (or two side-by-side) between her breasts, but I’ll take what the good Lord gives me:

Bless you, O’ Father, for this chestiful bounty which thou hast bestowed upon us. We gaze upon Audrina’s cleavage and, where some may find shitass plastic surgery causing weeping and gnashing of teeth, we faithfully find a token of your love that ensures our days be not destitute nor bikini-less. Amen.

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Comments (89)

  1. Foxie Raye | November 11, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    Yes!!!

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  2. Foxie Raye | November 11, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    Audrina who???? Hills what??? What is this? She looks like my fucking cleaning lady..

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  3. White | November 11, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    s’all good baby

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  4. anthony | November 11, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    what a disgusting set of tits.

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  5. BigJim | November 11, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    She’s a squirter.

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  6. Foxie Raye | November 11, 2008 at 6:22 pm

    there’s nothing good about this girl, except maybe her left forearm..

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  7. edamame | November 11, 2008 at 6:22 pm

    Tara Reid, Jr.

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  8. uh huh | November 11, 2008 at 6:22 pm

    How much did those cost?

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  9. Jimbo | November 11, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    @2, You have a cleaning lady??

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  10. Randal | November 11, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    Audrina, you’re one of my favorite on The Hills, after Heidi of course. Your smile illuminates even the darkest shadows that this world has to offer and your voice is a soothing wind chime on a warm breeze.

    Randal

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  11. Obama Biden | November 11, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    Oooooooo.. dem white wimminnnzzz is finnneee.

    Come taste my chocolate sausage!

    Bix Nood!

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  12. Foxie Raye | November 11, 2008 at 6:41 pm

    Jimbo, doesn’t everyone??

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  13. Jimbo | November 11, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    At least one.

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  14. haroof | November 11, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    Nasty tit job.

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  15. ummm...yeah | November 11, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    Randal, someone needs to kick your ass.
    Dam I wish it could be me!!!

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  16. Foxie Raye | November 11, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    My cleaning lady keeps dipping into my stash. Gotta let her go..

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  17. Jimbo | November 11, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    I will come clean your house Foxie..

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  18. patrickridyard@yahoo.com | November 11, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    @4dude are you gay she as nice pair of tits.p.s motor boatsssssssssss

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  19. Billo | November 11, 2008 at 7:16 pm

    She has old lady boobs.

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  20. Foxie Raye | November 11, 2008 at 7:22 pm

    K, Jimbo, I don’t care if you steal my stash, just never touch my gin..

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  21. Hmmm.... | November 11, 2008 at 7:26 pm

    I think that her fake boobs look pretty saggy….. should have gone with a board certified plastic surgeon

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  22. Narstyness | November 11, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    Imagine how nasty and insignificant this bitch would be without the fake boobs.

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  23. Narstyness | November 11, 2008 at 7:29 pm

    My bad, she is insignificant…

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  24. kiwi_guy | November 11, 2008 at 7:36 pm

    What are you guys on – this girl is FINE! That is one incredible body – personally I’m not big into implants but they look pretty good to me. By the way – if my cleaning lady looked like that I’d be buying a swimming pool to get her in a swimsuit!

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  25. Foxie Raye | November 11, 2008 at 7:40 pm

    #23 yeah…I was gonna say..

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  26. Adam Roseland | November 11, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    ha ha… I met this bitch a few week back at a club and nailed her. Funny thing is, she asked me to hit that shit in her ass. Who knew she would like it like that. she wailed like a siren.

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  27. SEriously?! | November 11, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    This girl only looks good in pictures.
    On video… there is something severely wrong with her.

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  28. SATAN | November 11, 2008 at 8:31 pm

    i wanna just tease that little bean of hers til she’s quivering like a naked eskimo

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  29. everyone | November 11, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    Dearest Randal,

    We wouldn’t piss on your face if your teeth were on fire. Stop posting pathetic drivel we will never read. You’re a fucking creep; go get yourself shot.

    Sincerely,
    Paris Hilton, Audrina Patridge, Heidi Montag, Kim Kardashian, and all the other vapid cunts whose vaginas are too cavernous for your tiny penis anyway

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  30. 1moreidiotintheworld | November 11, 2008 at 9:00 pm

    I dunno…. If I had to choose between her and Amy Winehorse…..

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  31. grhhrt | November 11, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    She is hot and sexy. She even uploaded her private sexy photos and videos at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there. She drives lots of guys crazy.

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  32. Ted from LA | November 11, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    Her tits remind me of Mini Mouse. They’re both fucking Goofy. If you look closely, it looks like she is getting titty fucked. If you look closer yet, you’ll see that nobody is on her, and therefore, she has a permanent penis engraved in her “chest.”

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  33. bignosejew1 | November 11, 2008 at 9:11 pm

    Where is her upper-lip? How come no one ever comments on that?

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  34. shit mc gee | November 11, 2008 at 9:36 pm

    aw ew.. those are not real. give me a break!

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  35. pancakes18 | November 11, 2008 at 11:06 pm

    What is wrong with her boobs? Why are they so far apart and so far down?!?! Sick.

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  36. pancakes18 | November 11, 2008 at 11:06 pm

    What is wrong with her boobs? Why are they so far apart and so far down?!?! Sick.

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  37. Pete Carroll | November 11, 2008 at 11:09 pm

    ohhhh man the things i would do

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  38. joe the gynecologist | November 11, 2008 at 11:15 pm

    izzat camel toe???

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  39. Tammy | November 11, 2008 at 11:17 pm

    @33 You make a valid point. Where the hell is her upper lip!?

    & I’d also like to add, for the record, I’m a bisexual woman so you can’t pull the “you’re gay” card on me… and I think her tits are fucking disgusting. They’re saggy and nasty and you could use them as a cup holder… for like, the world’s biggest cup.

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  40. Tash | November 11, 2008 at 11:36 pm

    Everyone is being so mean to her. I think she is fantastic, I love the show and think the girls on it have the best lives.
    Everyone just pays her out because they are jealous.

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  41. bobby | November 11, 2008 at 11:39 pm

    I found an Audrina look alike on adultsonlylist.com! for real!

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  42. goofball | November 12, 2008 at 12:05 am

    Aside from the poorly placed fake boobs, she looks amazing. Look at that stomach, cute legs, and beautiful smile. She’s lovely! She would have been just fine with small little real boobs.

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  43. arroyo | November 12, 2008 at 12:19 am

    She really need to get her sex tape out there, it’s time.

    I mean, what’s left?

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  44. Paul Leeze | November 12, 2008 at 2:06 am

    Good legs? ARE YOU SERIOUS???? The bitch has horrible cankles. Look at every picture from the knees down. [Shivers]

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  45. Paul Leeze | November 12, 2008 at 2:07 am

    Good legs? ARE YOU SERIOUS???? The bitch has horrible cankles. Look at every picture from the knees down. [Shivers]

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  46. fred quimby | November 12, 2008 at 2:26 am

    tara reid with dark hair

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  47. erica | November 12, 2008 at 2:42 am

    She’s got a bad case of long-torso-no-legs, which is always accompanied with cankles.

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  48. oktiv | November 12, 2008 at 7:20 am

    the pics, sadly are from july. http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=284512

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  49. gerard Vandenberg | November 12, 2008 at 7:53 am

    I’m sure, folks: THOSE TITS ARE GOING DOWN!!

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  50. car | November 12, 2008 at 10:00 am

    it is nice that your cleaning lady! I present?
    stupid!

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