With the winter months approaching, bikini posts are sadly few and far between. So, naturally, I jumped at these photos of Audrina Patridge filming an episode of The Hills today. Sure, I could probably drive a Mack truck (or two side-by-side) between her breasts, but I’ll take what the good Lord gives me:
Bless you, O’ Father, for this chestiful bounty which thou hast bestowed upon us. We gaze upon Audrina’s cleavage and, where some may find shitass plastic surgery causing weeping and gnashing of teeth, we faithfully find a token of your love that ensures our days be not destitute nor bikini-less. Amen.