With the winter months approaching, bikini posts are sadly few and far between. So, naturally, I jumped at these photos of Audrina Patridge filming an episode of The Hills today. Sure, I could probably drive a Mack truck (or two side-by-side) between her breasts, but I’ll take what the good Lord gives me:
Bless you, O’ Father, for this chestiful bounty which thou hast bestowed upon us. We gaze upon Audrina’s cleavage and, where some may find shitass plastic surgery causing weeping and gnashing of teeth, we faithfully find a token of your love that ensures our days be not destitute nor bikini-less. Amen.
Photos: WENN
Yes!!!
Audrina who???? Hills what??? What is this? She looks like my fucking cleaning lady..
s’all good baby
what a disgusting set of tits.
She’s a squirter.
there’s nothing good about this girl, except maybe her left forearm..
Tara Reid, Jr.
How much did those cost?
@2, You have a cleaning lady??
Audrina, you’re one of my favorite on The Hills, after Heidi of course. Your smile illuminates even the darkest shadows that this world has to offer and your voice is a soothing wind chime on a warm breeze.
Randal
Oooooooo.. dem white wimminnnzzz is finnneee.
Come taste my chocolate sausage!
Bix Nood!
Jimbo, doesn’t everyone??
At least one.
Nasty tit job.
Randal, someone needs to kick your ass.
Dam I wish it could be me!!!
My cleaning lady keeps dipping into my stash. Gotta let her go..
I will come clean your house Foxie..
@4dude are you gay she as nice pair of tits.p.s motor boatsssssssssss
She has old lady boobs.
K, Jimbo, I don’t care if you steal my stash, just never touch my gin..
I think that her fake boobs look pretty saggy….. should have gone with a board certified plastic surgeon
Imagine how nasty and insignificant this bitch would be without the fake boobs.
My bad, she is insignificant…
What are you guys on – this girl is FINE! That is one incredible body – personally I’m not big into implants but they look pretty good to me. By the way – if my cleaning lady looked like that I’d be buying a swimming pool to get her in a swimsuit!
#23 yeah…I was gonna say..
ha ha… I met this bitch a few week back at a club and nailed her. Funny thing is, she asked me to hit that shit in her ass. Who knew she would like it like that. she wailed like a siren.
This girl only looks good in pictures.
On video… there is something severely wrong with her.
i wanna just tease that little bean of hers til she’s quivering like a naked eskimo
Dearest Randal,
We wouldn’t piss on your face if your teeth were on fire. Stop posting pathetic drivel we will never read. You’re a fucking creep; go get yourself shot.
Sincerely,
Paris Hilton, Audrina Patridge, Heidi Montag, Kim Kardashian, and all the other vapid cunts whose vaginas are too cavernous for your tiny penis anyway
I dunno…. If I had to choose between her and Amy Winehorse…..
She is hot and sexy. She even uploaded her private sexy photos and videos at the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there. She drives lots of guys crazy.
Her tits remind me of Mini Mouse. They’re both fucking Goofy. If you look closely, it looks like she is getting titty fucked. If you look closer yet, you’ll see that nobody is on her, and therefore, she has a permanent penis engraved in her “chest.”
Where is her upper-lip? How come no one ever comments on that?
aw ew.. those are not real. give me a break!
What is wrong with her boobs? Why are they so far apart and so far down?!?! Sick.
What is wrong with her boobs? Why are they so far apart and so far down?!?! Sick.
ohhhh man the things i would do
izzat camel toe???
@33 You make a valid point. Where the hell is her upper lip!?
& I’d also like to add, for the record, I’m a bisexual woman so you can’t pull the “you’re gay” card on me… and I think her tits are fucking disgusting. They’re saggy and nasty and you could use them as a cup holder… for like, the world’s biggest cup.
Everyone is being so mean to her. I think she is fantastic, I love the show and think the girls on it have the best lives.
Everyone just pays her out because they are jealous.
I found an Audrina look alike on adultsonlylist.com! for real!
Aside from the poorly placed fake boobs, she looks amazing. Look at that stomach, cute legs, and beautiful smile. She’s lovely! She would have been just fine with small little real boobs.
She really need to get her sex tape out there, it’s time.
I mean, what’s left?
Good legs? ARE YOU SERIOUS???? The bitch has horrible cankles. Look at every picture from the knees down. [Shivers]
Good legs? ARE YOU SERIOUS???? The bitch has horrible cankles. Look at every picture from the knees down. [Shivers]
tara reid with dark hair
She’s got a bad case of long-torso-no-legs, which is always accompanied with cankles.
the pics, sadly are from july. http://forum.phun.org/showthread.php?t=284512
I’m sure, folks: THOSE TITS ARE GOING DOWN!!
it is nice that your cleaning lady! I present?
stupid!