Audrina Patridge in a bikini

I’m sure: THIS WOMAN IS A CURSE!!

So, basically, they stand around with drinks in their hand trying to keep their hair dry at the pool?

Now that’s more like it. Who gives a FUCK about Selma Blair.

Those tittays are badonkadonk! Craaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzyyyyy!!!!!!!

she’s hot as hell. unless she’s not white. hang the bitch if she aint white. don’t tell me whether she is or not till i’m done jerkin off to these photos. it’ll only take me a minute or two.

Face = 6
Breast = 6
Ass = 3
Figure = 6

She has no ass.

No Ass No Deal!

#2 – Don’t sweat barbie. She is 250lbs and has not seen her feet in 3 years. Audrina on the others hand has a coochie that tastes like Karo syrup. Audrina appreciates a good wanking.

The top of her head is very pretty and, really, that’s all I would care about anyway.

@56

Homo.

Gawd…what I would love to do to those funbags!!!

the ONLY thing keeping her from looking like a typical hollywood, fake, plastic whore is her dark hair.

@52: Yeah, probably that’s it … Waiting for a guy to fuck her overestimated body. But what about the guys in that pool? They must all be gay-lords! Or how do you explain that noone got a boner because of that hot thing …

I’m not impressed..and that’s an ugly fucking bathing suit too..and I’m also getting tired of seeing these “bitches in bikinis” stories too. You need to find better stories, your ass is beginning to hit rock bottom….

#2 (mike), you are my hero…and made me shit my macro made shorts

If you like the boobs you can get some yourself for about $4,000. #2 could just get off on himself/itself all day and drink his/it’s own douche water.

She is much better than that weird goth chic Deeta Von whatever but still looks like your averagely cute college chic with a boob job. Nothing to write home about.

Also the eyes are always looking up. Now that is weird or a sad attempt at looking sexy. Also what is up with the upper lip….since these folks like injections so much why not fork over the $550.00 for some juvederm.

drive a truck thru those fake boobs

Hey Mike, Alex, Spanky and Brian:

Maybe you should form a boy band and call it “We’re All the Same Weirdo”? Your first hit could be called “Drinking the douche water” and maybe another could be called “Shit my shorts.”

It would of course be a classic with prison gangs and Neanderthals everywhere.

kisses, Barbie

@ #67
Apologize for reiteration, but damn, just ouchies. I don’t even really get the whole boy band correlation here, how am I in anyway linked to these other posters? Your first response was definitely my favorite as it’s fairly obvious by your relatively serious demeanor that I took some of the wind out of your sails. And talk about grasping at straws, would you have preferred “a lot of” or is “a copious amount” more your style(Hint: it isn’t)?

I am serious though, and believe me this isn’t just targeted at you, about the whole wannabe/emulation thing, PLEASE STOP, he’s/she’s not even that funny to begin with(I will admit to moments of hilarity like that one about the toaster killing the woman upstairs or whatever).

I saw here nude photos.

She should sue her Doctor. Her tits point up and they go off to the side.
What a hack job he did on her.

is it just me or does the blonde who has her on her shoulders look like kate hudson?

Hmm …..
That is one crowded god damn pool !!
What a freaking pool-party !!!
It’s a bash – a party !!
Notice there is beer and no kiddies around that pool.

Let the alcohol flow … I don’t need no consolation, I don’t want your reservation
I only got one destination baby, and that’s your dirty love
Them some damn hawt~ whores ridin each other

*W000T*
How in the hell is it I wasn’t invited to this blow-out??
Must’ve misplaced my invitation … or it got lost in the mail … or sumpin

yuck/ white people

@72
And what if she had a “black” grandmother (speaking in “crayola speak” so you understand)…would that make her MORE or less appealing? Or do you consider the color “white” an actual race?

yeah, white is a race. i think we all can agree on that. and white people are ugly. and gross.

if you think this retarded ho-bag is hot, you’re a closet homosexual with some freudian issues. no ass, no hips, buck teeth, rotten implants, bitch is a fuckin train wreck. take your ass back the Ho C.

@72 and 74……it’s pretty obvious you feel inferior to white people. And white isn’t a race you fucking morons, but caucasian is, huge difference. I won’t stoop to your level and try and degrade black people. People with your mentality need to hurry up and die, so the rest of us civil, intelligent, open minded beings can progress forward and travel the stars. The rest of you scum are just useless eaters holding back the human race, regardless of skin color. Put that in your fucking pipe and smoke, fucking simpleton.

I’ll bet she’s probably bouncing up and down, rubbing her clit on the back of that blond girl’s neck.

u guys r TRIPPIN …she’s too hot!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=neGRQr08r1Y

I’d recite the ABC’s to her snatch through a cazoo just to try something different.

This beauty could use some fine pearl chest jewelry…
I’m all about donations!

#70 – maybe the face a bit but Hudson has a concave chest – this ones sporting some solid mammary. Hot diggity.

#76 – caucasian is just another word for ‘fair skinned’ so I wouldn’t really say it fits in a racial category because it’s too broad.
Unless we’re talking about only two categories, being fair skinned and dark skinned, and since that’s what pretty much everyone never shuts about then I’d assume we are.