Audrina Patridge needs to remind Heidi that the only good Hills star is a bikini-clad Hills star. Well, except for Lauren Conrad whose chest could literally put a man to sleep.
WOW – never first
Would suck her tits dry. Then rehydrate her with douche. After then suck her clit dry of the douche. Would love to drink this girl’s douche water.
It’s motorboat time, bitches.
I’d like to chili-dog her.
FINALLY – someone worth seeing in a bikini – THAT’s a hot girl. Thanks for the curves…
no complains here,,,other than id like to smell that blonde girl’s shoulders.
Hey Mike (#2)… even I think you went too far there…
I’m not saying I wouldn’t do that.. I’m just saying.. chill out man…
Why isn’t she wearing the pearl necklace I gave her?
Beaver teeth and fake funbags
Props to her plastic surgeon. Nice cans!
All those drunks in the pool – and you know not a single one is getting out to pee.
Why is she sitting atop a yeti?
Nothing special except for her fake boobs and cute smile. But that’s enough for me. Can we have sex now?
Definitely way hot.
Where the black people at today Superficial?
I think she should be sitting beaver to face while on her shoulders. Too many dikes around these days.
those sunglasses do a good job at hiding her wonky eyez!
YA CAN’T FOOL ME, AUDRINA!
Nice to meet you Audrina. We’ve never met before. Name’s Randal, how are you?
Love the glasses! Are they by Alexander Mcqueen by chance?
Keep smiling beautiful!
turn that around into a Batista bomb
Oooooh #2 You should consider a career as a romance novelist or maybe a poet.
You have a level of taste and sophistication that is startling in its originality. I am guessing your sex life consists of a lot of fantasy…or should I say only fantasy? You fantasizing that somewhere on Earth there is a woman depraved enough and hideous enough to consider sex with you, but of course that never materializes so you stick to your writing and your fantasizing and little by little insure that every person who reads something you wrote loses their desire to have sex for an hour or a day or even a month because that’s what you specialize in…making sex sound like an activity for deranged psychopaths and you #2, you do that better than anyone.
15 pounds tooooo fat
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