Audrina Patridge needs to remind Heidi that the only good Hills star is a bikini-clad Hills star. Well, except for Lauren Conrad whose chest could literally put a man to sleep.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin
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that guy | August 18, 2008 at 5:32 pm
WOW – never first
Mike | August 18, 2008 at 5:33 pm
Would suck her tits dry. Then rehydrate her with douche. After then suck her clit dry of the douche. Would love to drink this girl’s douche water.
BigBoneDaddy | August 18, 2008 at 5:33 pm
It’s motorboat time, bitches.
I’d like to chili-dog her.
sensitive guy | August 18, 2008 at 5:33 pm
FINALLY – someone worth seeing in a bikini – THAT’s a hot girl. Thanks for the curves…
rough daddy | August 18, 2008 at 5:35 pm
no complains here,,,other than id like to smell that blonde girl’s shoulders.
Rosie O'Donnell | August 18, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Hey Mike (#2)… even I think you went too far there…
I’m not saying I wouldn’t do that.. I’m just saying.. chill out man…
Dr. Otto Van DerWahl | August 18, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Why isn’t she wearing the pearl necklace I gave her?
nancy pelosi | August 18, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Beaver teeth and fake funbags
Candy | August 18, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Props to her plastic surgeon. Nice cans!
Health Dept. | August 18, 2008 at 5:49 pm
All those drunks in the pool – and you know not a single one is getting out to pee.
farthammer | August 18, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Why is she sitting atop a yeti?
JPRichardson | August 18, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Nothing special except for her fake boobs and cute smile. But that’s enough for me. Can we have sex now?
Blammy | August 18, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Definitely way hot.
SueMe | August 18, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Where the black people at today Superficial?
THE ONE WHO KNOWS | August 18, 2008 at 6:20 pm
I think she should be sitting beaver to face while on her shoulders. Too many dikes around these days.
kevtha | August 18, 2008 at 6:20 pm
those sunglasses do a good job at hiding her wonky eyez!
YA CAN’T FOOL ME, AUDRINA!
Randal | August 18, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Nice to meet you Audrina. We’ve never met before. Name’s Randal, how are you?
Love the glasses! Are they by Alexander Mcqueen by chance?
Keep smiling beautiful!
Randal
mixedmartialartvideos.com | August 18, 2008 at 6:24 pm
turn that around into a Batista bomb
Barbie | August 18, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Oooooh #2 You should consider a career as a romance novelist or maybe a poet.
You have a level of taste and sophistication that is startling in its originality. I am guessing your sex life consists of a lot of fantasy…or should I say only fantasy? You fantasizing that somewhere on Earth there is a woman depraved enough and hideous enough to consider sex with you, but of course that never materializes so you stick to your writing and your fantasizing and little by little insure that every person who reads something you wrote loses their desire to have sex for an hour or a day or even a month because that’s what you specialize in…making sex sound like an activity for deranged psychopaths and you #2, you do that better than anyone.
rosanne barr | August 18, 2008 at 6:45 pm
15 pounds tooooo fat
literarycritic | August 18, 2008 at 6:47 pm
@#19: You are hilarious.
it's me Fuckers! | August 18, 2008 at 6:56 pm
I would love to be the blond chick. I’d be facing the other way though.
cheery pie | August 18, 2008 at 7:05 pm
geez! what a fckin fox … lover to def. chk her out here with yung hottie Kira P
http://youtube.com/watch?v=neGRQr08r1Y
THE REAL BARELY STEARN | August 18, 2008 at 7:20 pm
…and suddenly my pee-pee maker comes to life…
Maximus | August 18, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Wow. More please.
woodhorse | August 18, 2008 at 7:39 pm
In keeping with the one-sided posts, here’s to you Fish:
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s one of those ‘evolutionary things’ that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with ‘A man once told me….’
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How do you fix a woman’s watch?
You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman’s sex drive by 90%.
It’s called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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thank you | August 18, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Trashy and fake, but she still looks pretty good, which is weird. I love seeing an absence of fat, so I give her props for that, fat is nasty except in nice shapely boobies. Too bad she has rock hard fake ones. Oh well.
Fish this does makes up for standing up for Veingy and Brad. You done good, now please don’t ever stand up for those turds again. This is where we trash celebrities, even if they are purdy YOU MUST TRASH THEM.
Sell Porn Make Money | August 18, 2008 at 8:03 pm
that is boob-tacular!
r | August 18, 2008 at 8:16 pm
She is soooooo fat. Lose some lbs, fatty.
Clem | August 18, 2008 at 8:23 pm
That pool is ghetto soup.
And one magnificent set of chesticles.
Deva | August 18, 2008 at 9:00 pm
I love this woman. And that other chick she’s sitting on is so lucky to have Audrinas’ beautiful camel toe on the back of her neck.
I would go down on her for a month. With no sleep.
LOL | August 18, 2008 at 9:12 pm
She looks alot better when you cant see her wonky eye.
Lets hope she signs on to endorse Rayban or something
lawrence | August 18, 2008 at 9:31 pm
So hot!! Guys~~~you should be aware of that more models and beautiful women are now looks for love and relationship at Richromances.com
Groucho | August 18, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Damn, that’s a crowded pool.
Alex | August 19, 2008 at 12:12 am
Why is every time I read the comments on here I feel like a ton of people desperately attempt to emulate the author’s writing style in their responses? Just for the record, please, please, please stop, the majority of you aren’t witty or even remotely well-written and in your (fall-on-your-face) failures this only becomes blatant.
#19, on top of being painfully unfunny your aim may be slightly off as I’m sure he was being dead serious and there wasn’t a tongue planted firmly in his cheek.
devilsrain | August 19, 2008 at 12:17 am
10. you are so right. Especially in hottubs. My cousin pisses himself constantly. back to this chick. Yea so shes thin and has an average face with eyes that look like theyre always looking up. Freaky! Pass
Photographer | August 19, 2008 at 12:22 am
Imagine all these people are peeing in that pool.
ldsqtbea | August 19, 2008 at 12:40 am
she has cankles … eww
YOUR IT GIRL | August 19, 2008 at 1:07 am
did she drop her brain in that pool. Girl is dumb. I do not care how good her body is, she should just drop dead for being that STUPID.
YOUR IT GIRL | August 19, 2008 at 1:08 am
visit my blog to see what i think about the HILLS girls
http:://youritgirl.blogspot.com
Scotty | August 19, 2008 at 1:31 am
I’m 82 years old, and THAT puts a tilt in my kilt!
Scotty | August 19, 2008 at 1:31 am
I’m 82 years old, and THAT puts a tilt in my kilt!
The Regulator | August 19, 2008 at 1:38 am
Bucky Beaver! Great body, hideous face. She always looks mentally disabled.
Binky | August 19, 2008 at 1:57 am
Look out for that Reuben Kincaid hun.
I always thought he seemed a bit ‘shifty’ – if you know what I’m saying.
eric | August 19, 2008 at 2:01 am
When she hits 30, she’ll be begging for work.
.... | August 19, 2008 at 2:20 am
GAP REFUND!!!!
Barbie | August 19, 2008 at 3:39 am
#35 I am guessing you are #2 and Mike is your online trucker persona. Because there is a big difference between tongue-in-cheek and downright disgusting. One is witty and one is just disgusting.
By the way, people who use “a ton” as a descriptive phrase really should not criticize other people’s writing.
ortal | August 19, 2008 at 3:54 am
She has a GREAT body! You can see she works out.. And so do I! Though I’m hotter..
P-Mat | August 19, 2008 at 5:23 am
What is that blonde thing coming out of her vagina?
Bobby Davro | August 19, 2008 at 6:04 am
She looks like Eva Angelina in the feature photo. Only filthier.