Audrina Patridge wants to grant your wishes

November 1st, 2009 // 35 Comments

A midriff-baring Audrina Patridge hosted “I Dream of Audrina” last night at Dusk in Atlantic City, and has she been working out a lot lately or or am I just now noticing her abs because the Grand Canyon between her breasts is covered up? Usually most of my time looking at her is spent trying to figure out what would happen if Heidi Montag placed her fake breasts in between Audrina’s and so far I’ve narrowed it down to me locking myself in the janitor’s closet to, uh, read and something I will only refer to as a “Siliconal Rip in the Space/Tit Continuum.”

Photos: Splash News
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  1. poop

    peepee

  2. Gap Band

    First! (Between her breasts)

  3. she’s so beautiful……2 thumb up….

  4. Wiredwizard

    Guh… I miss Barbara Eden…

  5. yawn

    Does anyone miss natural sexiness? This woman is anything but. And neither are 99% of the women you post on this site.

  6. I actually like it. It’s a cute costume and she has the perfect body for it.

  7. Word

    I think she looks hot. Pretty face. An ass I would stick my tongue into and make her wiggle. The only real question I have is why she is married to her dweeb husband.

  8. TehDevil

    You ever notice that if you deposited man love sauce on her chest it would be like filling the grand canyon with donut glaze?

  9. Of course she has a 4/6 pack~what bag of bones person doesn’t? Kind of hard NOT to have that type of stomach when you have 2% body fat. Eat a chicken bone, bitch. Cute costume though…

  10. Ceiling eyes

    “Ceiling eyes” doesn’t look 1/2 bad here…

  11. minx

    I’m glad she wised up and stopped showing off that bad boob job.

  12. Nameless

    Young Barbara Eden was a thousand times hotter in a genie outfit.

  13. audrina patridge is looking awesome in that outfit. She is looking stunning. I like her bally very much . She is awesome.. Thanks for sharing this all.

  14. no idea who she is, but she is looking hot!

  15. say good night to the Rough guy!

    I have low standards, Ill take these little imperfections. I always thought she was hot even before this get up….

  16. Turd the third

    An easy one to comment on… she looks cute. Turd would definately like to do her in the turdhole.

  17. shes fantabulous. nice body. nice outfit. perfect. wish to see her not wearing too much make up.

  18. Jim Lahey

    She looks good.

    Who is she and what does she do?

  19. lin

    What’s wrong with her eyes? She’s always looking upwards.

  20. Rod

    #13 wanna play pattycake?

  21. Gigs

    This girl does absolutely nothing for me.

  22. Aw

    @23

    Absolutely nobody of importance. Just another useless socialite.

  23. Smarm

    ” 5. yawn – November 1, 2009 10:50 PM

    Does anyone miss natural sexiness? This woman is anything but. And neither are 99% of the women you post on this site.

    Heres an idea- get the fuck out. Since you disapprove of the women posted here, and of course, you can pull ass that makes these women look like hags (oh wait- i forgot- they do already, no?), how about you just shut your cockholster and go find another site to try and sound cool on, assclown.

  24. Tanzarian

    I’m sure she’s familiar with rubbing things until magic shoots out.

  25. Nice work guys!
    this is just Amazing!
    Thanks

  26. Perfect, its my dream girl. Wish I could take u home

  27. Charles D. Gilliam

    After having read each and every opinion relevant to the pics relevant to
    “I Dream of Audrina,” I have found some opinions both agreeable and not-so agreeable. However, the executive thing is I have an opinion of my own. This is NO DOUBT THE SEXIEST thing I have EVER seen.

    Since I first saw the picture of her in this sex symbol legend of an outfit a la halloween, I was like “Haleluah, praise Jesus, I have found a new crush.” In conclusion, this may be difficult to believe, but I have only one wish as granted, to see Natalie Portman in the very same “I Dream of Jeannie” outfit only a la the young Barbara Eden.

  28. almost every day i need to read your Article. so good. Thanks for sharing those valuable information .

  29. awesome stuff! thanks for all the information.

  30. Good.It’s really beautiful!

  31. almost every day i need to read your Article. so good. Thanks for sharing those valuable information .

  32. very informative post thanks

  33. I think she looks hot. Beautiful face. I stick my tongue in an ass and it will wiggle. The only real question I have is why he married her dweeb husband.

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