Audrina Patridge wants to grant your wishes

A midriff-baring Audrina Patridge hosted “I Dream of Audrina” last night at Dusk in Atlantic City, and has she been working out a lot lately or or am I just now noticing her abs because the Grand Canyon between her breasts is covered up? Usually most of my time looking at her is spent trying to figure out what would happen if Heidi Montag placed her fake breasts in between Audrina’s and so far I’ve narrowed it down to me locking myself in the janitor’s closet to, uh, read and something I will only refer to as a “Siliconal Rip in the Space/Tit Continuum.”

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