Audrina Patridge giving a massage in a bikini

June 23rd, 2009 // 58 Comments

Here are some shots I just managed to get my hands on of Audrina Patridge giving her boyfriend Corey Bohan a massage in Hawaii last week. I don’t want to assume there was a happy ending because I don’t see a Hills script nearby telling her what to do. Which makes me wonder how the hell Audrina even know to give a massage in the first place. Unless Corey Bohan is a genius and hired a midget to hold up cue cards. Well played.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. number 15 is an idiot.and number 11 too.i bet you are fat and ugly,that s why you take anything as a blessing.hahahaha

  2. obvious observation: helluva lucky guy

  3. PDS

    I laughed so hard when I read this my transplanted kidney almost flew out of my nose. And more to the point, it was almost WORTH IT.

    Now playing: Elvis Costello, “Night Rally”

  4. PDS

    I laughed so hard when I read this my transplanted kidney almost flew out of my nose. And more to the point, it was almost WORTH IT.

    Now playing: Elvis Costello, “Night Rally”

  5. Audrina is dead behind the eyes… her personality annoys the shit out of me

  6. lina

    she looks like quagmire.

  7. lina

    she looks like quagmire.

  8. Cool stuff, thanks for sharing these pictures, causing erectile to many for sure!

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