Here are some shots I just managed to get my hands on of Audrina Patridge giving her boyfriend Corey Bohan a massage in Hawaii last week. I don’t want to assume there was a happy ending because I don’t see a Hills script nearby telling her what to do. Which makes me wonder how the hell Audrina even know to give a massage in the first place. Unless Corey Bohan is a genius and hired a midget to hold up cue cards. Well played.
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justin | June 23, 2009 at 5:27 pm
i hate pics like these where it would’ve been super easy to get a couple shots from the back
rahilio | June 23, 2009 at 5:27 pm
why?
Tanzarian | June 23, 2009 at 5:28 pm
::splooge::
brian | June 23, 2009 at 5:31 pm
nice tits
Moto Rola | June 23, 2009 at 5:32 pm
She seems like the type who would give the bunghole up to the bf if he just asked.
dude | June 23, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Y’wanna know what fucking idiot men (oops, I meant boys) who are turned on by fake tits need to do?
Watch a fake tit surgery (aka breast augmentation). I have. It is bad.
I’m a normal red blooded american male, and I approve this message.
FAKE TITS SUCK!
so, so, ROUGH | June 23, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Glad she gains 5 lbs those silly—-cones looks a little less silly…
ben | June 23, 2009 at 5:46 pm
if this chic never got fake tits…she would be just like those non-curvy girls who look like little boys.
yeah, that’s hot…NOT
dink squeeze | June 23, 2009 at 5:58 pm
She looks like the kind of girl who would have sex with an animal if her boyfriend asked her to.
Max Planck | June 23, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Tattos suck.
Scott | June 23, 2009 at 6:06 pm
“6. dude – June 23, 2009 5:36 PM
Y’wanna know what fucking idiot men (oops, I meant boys) who are turned on by fake tits need to do?
Watch a fake tit surgery (aka breast augmentation). I have. It is bad.
I’m a normal red blooded american male, and I approve this message.
FAKE TITS SUCK!”
Blah blah blah, stfu already….if you were stupid enough to watch a procedure that made you jaded and you now think fake tits are disgusting, thats your own fucking problem…and yet, the rest of the guys who like or dont mind fake tits (see- 99% of the straight male population) are idiots? Right. While most guys prefer natural, most could also give a fuck whether they re fake or not. And whether or not youre a normal redblooded American male’s debatable, after whining about bolt ons.
Tom K | June 23, 2009 at 6:07 pm
I don’t know what to make of this cabbage patch doll face looking whore. Nice waist and tits though.
clarkehead | June 23, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Was that dude born with a four-leaf clover up his ass or what?
Holy shit.
Deacon Jones | June 23, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Man, I bet conversation with this women is FUCKING AWESOME. (loads buck shot into shotgun, whistles)
Richard McBeef | June 23, 2009 at 6:38 pm
@12 – No red blooded american male gives a shit whats real or not when titties are flopping around in their face.
$10 dollars says you are bitter bitch and you thought that signing your post with “red blooded american male” gives it some sort of greater validity. You are probably a chick with mosquito bites with some granola fed ideas about fake tits, organic vegetables, and various sea mammals. Or maybe you are that big fat girl with big fat titties and you think you are just the hottest shit ever because you have size EEE REAL tits. . Whether you have real or fake, big or small tits you are definitely a bitch.
The “idiot men (Oops, I mean boys)” shit says it all, not even a blue blooded french boy would right that.
Richard McBeef | June 23, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Sorry that’s meant for 6
Delgo | June 23, 2009 at 6:44 pm
I prefer real.
Nathan Summers | June 23, 2009 at 6:46 pm
She just SCREAMS “dead fish”
whoa nelly | June 23, 2009 at 7:08 pm
real tits rule. Period.
Crabby Old Guy | June 23, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Fake tits – real tits. Who cares? All that really matters is can she suck a cock like an upright Hoover.
Case closed.
liz | June 23, 2009 at 7:25 pm
i love the arguing over fake vs real boobs.
Colin | June 23, 2009 at 7:31 pm
These pics were out like a week ago. Try and keep up huh? Man what I would do to get with her. The things I would eat out of her ass…..
casualencounters.com/blog | June 23, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Who is she and why should I care.
Could this site please get back to pictures of ACTUAL CELEBRITIES instead of these C-grade no-names.
Kung-fu-fightin' | June 23, 2009 at 7:35 pm
What a dumb cow. Her face looks as big & round as a trashcan lid. And slightly less attractive than one, too.
Dirk Diggler | June 23, 2009 at 7:36 pm
I know she has fake tits, but I still would.
Jerry | June 23, 2009 at 7:52 pm
They may not be real, but they’re spectacular!
http://bootelicious.mybrute.com
Bella | June 23, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Ha audrina is redic. Check out Smudged Mascara. I heard it was a chill underground blog.
MascaraSmudged.blogspot.com
alisa | June 23, 2009 at 8:32 pm
ummmm shes not massaging him shes putting tanning oil on him. shes hot and she wouldn’t give any of you the time of day
alisa | June 23, 2009 at 9:21 pm
I may under estimate the male losers of the superficial, to be fair Audriana cant land the movie star BF she consistently aims for…its a fair trade, plus im a dumb twat which is very obvious to this post….
dot | June 23, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Do these guys really not realize their ridiculous full sleeve tattoos make them look like dildos?
datroof | June 23, 2009 at 9:43 pm
bewbz! BEWBZ!
huh? whut…?
Pilatunes | June 23, 2009 at 10:02 pm
>>>Tattos suck.<<<
Indeed they do. If you aren’t part of en elite military unit, give it the fuck up.
RtSS | June 23, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Now those fun-bags are made for titty f-cken… She can lube me up, and massage my ‘muscle’, and I’d place that muscle right between those scoops of delicious flesh and silicone. BaBaBaBaBaBoooooooobies!!!
The Real anthonyOA | June 23, 2009 at 11:14 pm
holy shit…
she ain’t fuckin around with those plumbs.
jojo | June 23, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Fake!
This is a total photoshop job, the lighting is all wrong.
LittleCupcakes | June 24, 2009 at 12:53 am
And how the massage got into that bikini I’ll never know.
captain america | June 24, 2009 at 1:02 am
I’m sure it’s a bit scary.
GIVING A MASSAGE TO A FAGGOT?
Shawn | June 24, 2009 at 1:52 am
Yet another Audrina appearance that involves her wearing a bikini and not doing or saying anything retarded. God bless that young lady. Her behavior deserves a dedicated “All Audrina, All The Time” blog.
Sammo | June 24, 2009 at 3:42 am
She was put on this Earth to suck cock. And you KNOW she does, well.
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sin | June 24, 2009 at 5:59 am
Real tits, fake tits. We don’t care. Lets see them anyway. When a woman puts her tits in your face, you don’t think “Are these real?”. You think” Hot Damn, TITS are in my face!!”.
RichPort's Ghost | June 24, 2009 at 9:30 am
Funny, because the nipples taste the same, real or fake…
logicspeaking | June 24, 2009 at 12:37 pm
She’s the type of girl where you can take to a glory hole club, film her doing the deed, and then create an amateur porn site cashing in.
silo | June 24, 2009 at 1:44 pm
I’m having a hankering for a silky smooth hand job right about now.
silo | June 24, 2009 at 1:44 pm
I’m having a hankering for a silky smooth hand job right about now.
Darth | June 24, 2009 at 4:10 pm
The perfect massage tools are hanging in her bikini top! But she isn’t probably aware of that!
Nero | June 24, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Sometimes the perfect solution are within hand reach! You just have to see it!
Nick | June 24, 2009 at 7:33 pm
I wonder how good the “happy ending” will be with her….yumm
Martina | June 24, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Do you think he cares one bit about her tits when he’s riding her ass?
I really don’t.
Audrina Patridge Sexy | June 25, 2009 at 1:02 am
Audrina is moving out The Hills, but the celebrity actress is staying at MTV.