Audrina Patridge poses for the October issue of Maxim, and I’m kind of disappointed they downplayed the gigantic gap between her trademark wonk-tits. However, I’m even more disappointed that these shots led to me getting in bed with a wedding cake. Especially after that streusel broke my heart the last time. Why didn’t you call?!
EDIT: To everyone saying these are better than Heidi’s Playboy shoot, DITTO.
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
I would bang this broad so hard. Unbelievable body, and great feet, 10 minutes with those toes…I would pay alot of money.
You could drive a RV full of Duggers through that cleavage.*
*not original but very funny.
Let’s see…stand at least 10 feet away, get some bubble gum or hair in front of your lazy eye and bend at a angle that makes the tits lean correctly. NO! Don’t come any closer. Ah yes, now you are attractive.
Jonathan
http://www.theawesometrain.blogspot.com/
Could you at least Photoshop a paper bag over her head or something? This site is becoming littered with butterfaces.
Pretty girl, but have you noticed that her eyes ALWAYS look dead, even if the rest of her face is smiling broadly….it never, ever reaches her eyes….spooky……keeps her from being really beautiful…..
Have to give it to her…. making the best of what the big guy gave and what he did not!!!
These are the best pics I seen of her ever.. I would dig in….
Nice.
Progressive lady is hot. Is she in Maxim? I want her more than Cleo from Heathcliff.
Who?
Pretty girl! Is she doing the laundry?!
… is “Maxim” Latin or French for “overly airbrushed”?
shes still looking way better than she used
omg she looks soooo different ; maybe im just not used to the change but i miss the dark hair innocent look
hot and sexy..
I’ll let her eat my cake
She is hot, simply stunning. Would love to see more of her!
nobody else has notice the 2 sets of top teeth in that photo? its in the mag too and the only reason i would be here posting, thats so weird
I want to be in place of the strawberries ..
breasts on the number …:)
this is really hot babe?
Enhanced Kre-Alkalyn
http://www.goarticles.com/cgi-bin/showa.cgi?C=2342790
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These are the hottest pics I have ever seen.Thanks for sharing these pics.
Now these pics are really hot…
bad boob jobs are bad
shes still looking way better than she used