Audrina Patridge does Maxim

By: The Superficial / September 9, 2009

Audrina Patridge poses for the October issue of Maxim, and I’m kind of disappointed they downplayed the gigantic gap between her trademark wonk-tits. However, I’m even more disappointed that these shots led to me getting in bed with a wedding cake. Especially after that streusel broke my heart the last time. Why didn’t you call?!

EDIT: To everyone saying these are better than Heidi’s Playboy shoot, DITTO.

Photos: Maxim