Audrina Patridge (left) and Captain Kirk himself, Chris Pine, were photographed drinking together at the Red Lion Tavern in L.A. a few nights ago, and according to Star, the two have been hooking up since April:
The honey from The Hills first met Chris in Vegas while both attended the ShoWest Awards in early April. “Audrina had been looking for a boyfriend for a while,” a source tells Star. “She thought Chris was so charming. Not to mention really hot!”
Back in L.A., they continued their fling with secret hookups at Chris’ pad. On May 2, Audrina made an early-morning exit from the building — wearing the heels and tank top she’d donned the night before!
This all makes sense when you think about it. Captain Kirk banged all kinds of aliens, so naturally, he’d bed a third-tier character from The Hills whose breasts are 50 miles apart. That’s just continuity.