Audrina Patridge (left) and Captain Kirk himself, Chris Pine, were photographed drinking together at the Red Lion Tavern in L.A. a few nights ago, and according to Star, the two have been hooking up since April:
The honey from The Hills first met Chris in Vegas while both attended the ShoWest Awards in early April. “Audrina had been looking for a boyfriend for a while,” a source tells Star. “She thought Chris was so charming. Not to mention really hot!”
Back in L.A., they continued their fling with secret hookups at Chris’ pad. On May 2, Audrina made an early-morning exit from the building — wearing the heels and tank top she’d donned the night before!
This all makes sense when you think about it. Captain Kirk banged all kinds of aliens, so naturally, he’d bed a third-tier character from The Hills whose breasts are 50 miles apart. That’s just continuity.
dude | May 20, 2009 at 11:31 am
The chick with the green skin was way sexier.
dude | May 20, 2009 at 11:32 am
The chick with the green skin was way sexier.
Aunt Jemima | May 20, 2009 at 11:38 am
Her tits are 30 light-years apart. Be accurate with your reporting!
The 1 & Only Mrs. Burke | May 20, 2009 at 11:47 am
Yawn..hmmm…slow news day today?
FOURTH!
Learn How I Make $103 Profit everyday | May 20, 2009 at 11:51 am
she has weird boobs.
nerd | May 20, 2009 at 11:51 am
He must be hypnotized by her independently targeted forward disrupters.
Jeezy | May 20, 2009 at 11:53 am
Nobody cares.
Also, I don’t like the changes to this site.
ROUGH--likes em natural | May 20, 2009 at 11:54 am
>Hit it and quit it<
I wonder if he was this “charming” before star Trek Trek!
Will | May 20, 2009 at 11:55 am
He’s clearly with the gay redneck to his left. Association with that fake-tittied horror only confirms he’s gay.
Megan | May 20, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Classy just like a brunette Tara Reid.
ajs | May 20, 2009 at 12:18 pm
is that Spencer Pratt’s face super impossed on someone else’s body?
lizzy | May 20, 2009 at 12:31 pm
you know, i liked chris pine up until this.
i’m done with him. fucking audrina, piece of shit.
devilsrain | May 20, 2009 at 12:44 pm
At least shes trying to look straight ahead. Sheesh
sarebare | May 20, 2009 at 12:50 pm
dammnn shes catching that hollywood disease those other girls caught where you need to eat a few sandwiches
Famous Plastic | May 20, 2009 at 1:02 pm
I have to wonder if she regrets that boob job, or if shes really that dumb to think those deformed things look better?
Easy like Sunday morning. | May 20, 2009 at 1:45 pm
TMZ papz caught this guy sitting at a street cafe flirting and hugging tons of girls and taking their phone numbers, even tho it was reported at the time he was seeing someone.
Since Audrina doesn’t mind stealing men, I guess she won’t mind other girls stealing hers, or sharing him. LOL!
Obi Wan | May 20, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Whatever… I prefer Spock.
Plus, this bitch always looks like shes looking up.
sonny | May 20, 2009 at 2:01 pm
I hate myself for saying this, but she is ass-eating hot.
Voyage on, Kirk, to where so many, many men have gone before!
grobpilot | May 20, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Maybe she has some type of neurological disorder, making her unable to be expressive with her eyes. I can’t be sure, I was staring at her tits.
CJ | May 20, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Third time I’ve heard about this. I’m not really thinking it’s true, cause Star and InTouch Weekly are not exactly reputable sources, but it’s still pretty disgusting. I totally love Chris Pine, but come on, Ceiling Eyes? Ugh. Maybe it’s just to generate press for her upcoming craptastic reality show.
Steph | May 20, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Third time I’ve heard about this. I’m not really thinking it’s true, cause Star and InTouch Weekly are not exactly reputable sources, but it’s still pretty disgusting. I totally love Chris Pine, but come on, Ceiling Eyes? Ugh. Maybe it’s just to generate press for her upcoming craptastic reality show.
CJ | May 20, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Third time I’ve heard about this. I’m not really thinking it’s true, cause Star and InTouch Weekly are not exactly reputable sources, but it’s still pretty disgusting. I totally love Chris Pine, but come on, Ceiling Eyes? Ugh.
CJ | May 20, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Third time I’ve heard about this. I’m not really thinking it’s true, cause Star and InTouch Weekly are not exactly reputable sources, but it’s still pretty disgusting. I totally love Chris Pine, but come on, Ceiling Eyes? Ugh.
Rhialto | May 20, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Oh well,good luck to them both!
His Huge Greatness Himself | May 20, 2009 at 6:20 pm
I just was thinking about dating too.The coming days i’m keeping a close eye on my faithful babydolls!
CJ | May 20, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Crap, my comment showed up four times. It looked like it didn’t go through, but yeah. It totally sucks if it’s true, but I’m not really buying it. =/
Unub | May 20, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Who’s the fag with Pine in the first picture? Give me a ‘G’, give me an ‘A’…..
whomever | May 21, 2009 at 1:58 am
Couldn’t give a shit about Audrina but Chris Pine is fucking hot. I would do unforgivable things to him. Shame he’s obviously gay.
gerard vandenberg | May 21, 2009 at 2:00 am
one thumb was inside his anus.
NEXT TIME THEY TRY HIS NOSE!!
Ananana | May 21, 2009 at 9:28 am
She’s dumb and sexy. The perfect women.
Altough I would have sworn that Chris Pine was gay… Maybe she’s just his fag hag?
JPRichardson | May 21, 2009 at 10:53 am
Nice calves.
Phillynate | May 21, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Did the ladies find him attractive before his leading role in Startrek? Cause I thought he was pretty nasty in Smoking Aces. Did very well, but looked evil Neo-Nazi…Not your typical ladies magnet…
Jenn | May 21, 2009 at 2:14 pm
I loved him since “Just my luck” with Lindsay Lohan. He’s so hot and i’m really disappointed in his choice in women. He could have like anyone and he picked Audrina? She’s so disgusting. She looks like she’d have a dirty Vag. Why Chris…Why?
Sandra | May 21, 2009 at 9:07 pm
He’s smoking hot, young and single. Why shouldn’t he be banging any hot chick he meets?
Spencer | May 22, 2009 at 10:12 am
LoL, who’s the assface to the right? Real typical stereotype class A douchebag