Audrina Patridge catches burglars on video

February 24th, 2009 // 44 Comments

Audrina Patridge’s home was broken into over the weekend, but luckily, surveillance cameras got footage of the perpetrators which she posted on her blog today. I watched the video (after the jump) and these people are not exactly criminal masterminds. You can see their faces and, let’s just say, I’m not going to be surprised to find out one of the two is her hairstylist. Read: The dude.

On a random note, what’s with all the fog? Does Audrina live in a haunted house? That would explain why her breasts are always trying to go two different directions. Sort of like Shaggy and Scoobs after seeing a ghost. But with nipples.

Photos: Getty, Video: Celebuzz
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  1. cliff greene

    Fstar!

  2. Richard McBeef

    She doesn’t look bad as long as you can’t see her nasty ass tits.

  3. Sam

    They were looking for the third tit she had removed.

  4. The Real CandyO

    I’m the real CandyO!

    And for you to know me so

    I will always speak in rhyme

    I will do this every time

    If my imposter tries the same

    You will notice he’s to blame

    For some badly written prose

    Not in cadence as mine shows

    Intelligence, emotion too

    So please try not to misconstrue

    The fakery of jerks like him

    Who always leave me feeling grim

    So I devised this plan today

    To prove that in my heartfelt way

    You will always truly know

    This post was made by CandyO!

  5. Mike Hawk

    white kids..typical. Maybe if white people would stop having so many unwanted kids in an impoverished home, these things wouldn’t happen. I mean,these two don’t even have the latest in trendy leans, and the young lady clearly needs a re-do on those titties. Times are tough. I just hope when they get caught, they send the victim matching i-pod touches. It’s the least they can do.

  6. CandyO

    has got to go.

  7. Gangreen

    Oh, she forgot to turn off the fog machine.
    Who the fuzz is Audrina Patridge? I think I’ve heard that name from somewhere.

  8. RD

    that looks like Miley Cyrus!!!

  9. BF

    When are they going to hurry up and steal something? Or are they just going to prance around until the fuzz show up?

  10. Joline

    She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

  11. CandyO

    I’m the real CandyO!

    and I’m here to say,

    I’m fat as hell

    ….

  12. Deacon Jones

    LMAO.

    Man, who knew gay guys robbed houses. I liked his bunny hop.

    And who knew D-list celebs had video cameras IN their house.

    Hey Audrina, if you’re reading this, I never realized how ugly you were.

    But, then again, I’ve only seen you in bikini shots, looking at those lopsided tits of yours. They look like someone slid two soup bowls under your chest and used them as punching bags.

    Sleep tight.

  13. wow….. worst burglars eVARRRRR

  14. Kev

    HAHAHA!!! Dude….That. Was. AWESOME!!!! People do not comment enough about your humor! The Shaggy and Scooby thing….Genius….

  15. Snowpea

    this is the first time I’ve seen her without eyeliner smeared awkwardly under her eyes… I think she looks gorgeous in this picture.

  16. Bobaloo

    Nice to see Ms. Patridge continuing her transformation from a unique looking person into yet another generic, plastic Hollywood starlet. Individuality is so overrated.

  17. Shelley

    Audrina looks better now that she actually has a top lip.

  18. Shelley

    Audrina looks better now that she actually has a top lip.

  19. Drew

    Maybe they thought they could get in through the enormous gap between her boobs.

  20. McFeely Smackup

    Why is “security camera” synonymous with “unrecognizably poor quality”?

    I mean seriously, what is the purpose of even having security cameras if you have such cheap crap that you could never identify a burglar anyway?

  21. Anonymous

    She continues to stare at the ceiling.

  22. Kelley

    I’m with you, 21. … what’s with this chick’s eyes ? She never looks into the camera, always upward ? Either they’re contacts she is wearing or she is legally blind … they’e just weird and can’t seem to focus right ahead … what’s up with that ?

  23. Amused

    Oh that was totally real…is she really stooping this low to get some publicity lol

  24. Amused

    Oh that was totally real…is she really stooping this low to get some publicity lol

  25. Stephanie

    her eyes are fixed! she looks so much better without those whites showing on the bottom. nice.

  26. cady

    She is so hot. I have seen his profile on ____Millionaire Romances com______, she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. She is looking for passion and excitement?

  27. Shes hot, even with the fake milk dudz,,,bet she smells wonderful…

  28. superstar

    I agree with #8 I thought of her as soon as I watched those 2 people appear

  29. 390

    does she wear contacts? something about her eyes is just weird…. like shes a robot or somethin

  30. Big cock on the ceiling

    LOOK AT THE CAMERA YOU DUMB BITCH!!!! Drives me crazy. Guys, Please promise me if anyone comes within earshot of this girl to ask her why shes looking up all the time.

  31. Kyle

    Agree totally with the person who commented on the crappy quality of all surveillance videos. Seriously, decent quality digital security cameras have become quite affordable in recent years. Why do so many people use these useless black and white cameras that have a focal length of like 2 inches.

    And for all of those complaining that she’s not looking at the camera: when these photos were taken she probably had about 100 cameras pointed at her. I’ve seen plenty of photos of her where she’s looking directly into the camera.

  32. She has indeed a NICE face but wearing this kind of dress is FATAL when you are the owner of “HANG-LOOSE” tits or very big ones.
    THER SIMPLY MUST BE “SUPPORT” AROUND YOUR SHOULDERS!!

  33. Delgo

    Her mouth is tarted.

  34. TCLTC

    @33

    You’re re-tarted.

  35. Particle)Man

    I’d hire her as my secretary.

    Mostly just to hit it secretly.

  36. mitosis

    why, in every picture of hers, does she look like she is staring up and to the right of the camera?

  37. wtf.. poor audrina!

  38. Massa'

    Wish I could catch the gang of southern white boys who burgled my turds last week at the bowling alley.

  39. ladyflik

    That Miley/Lindsay chick seems to know where the camera is b/c she’s blocking her face. Maybe it’s Audrina’s SISTER???

  40. Kelantar

    So a dumb slut and a gay guy…. wait! It’s Heidi and Spencer in disguise!

  41. terri

    people are just jealous who laugh there way to the bank I think it Audrina folks

  42. terri

    people are just jealous who laugh there way to the bank I think it Audrina folks

  43. I think Audrina reach her house is divided into horrible and nobody should laugh at someone when that happens (Miss V). It shows how immature some people can really be. You do not even know this woman and her vocation horrible names and laugh. Would you laugh if you have your house divided? or if someone called you Skank? We hope that the LAPD can not solve the issue and find out who did this! is very terrifying to know the guests had their homes Audrina I hope is not too uncomfortable and can feel secure in your home.

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