Audrina Patridge believes in Doggy Heaven. Or something.

April 22nd, 2009 // 83 Comments

Audrina Patridge poses for PETA’s campaign encouraging people to adopt from animal shelters. Or at least that’s what they’d have you believe, and I’m calling bullshit. There’s no way that’s Audrina. The real one could fit at least four-five dogs between her breasts. If not eight. No dice, PETA. Just for that, I’m eating a burger – at a cock-fight. I went there.

Photos: PETA
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  1. sin

    It does not look like her and PETA does suck. They care more about animals than people.

  2. Jibbly Biggins

    Wow, those are some pretty high and mighty words form an organization WHOSE LEADER PUT TO SLEEP NEARLY 10,000 DOGS AND CATS IN ANIMAL SHELTERS.

    Nice one PETA! How’s that meat freezer at headquarters?

    http://www.petakillsanimals.com/

    Only 7 of 2,100 animals donated to PETA were adopted out. That’s way less than your average, non-vegetarian kill shelter.

  3. jaidinPaidin

    I’d so fuck that Bitch….and Audrina watch too!

    Anyways…all you who commented about the “airbrushing” are retarded.
    Obviously, its PHOTOSHOPPED with somebody else’s stunning face.

    Audrina looks a notch better than Speedy the dog.
    The girl in the picture is Stunning.

  4. Mr. Jones

    #30 Very well said

    PETA is ironically making this worse. No one likes to be lectured, especially by morons and lunatics. They could do so much good if they learned some humility and lose their contempt towards other human beings.

    But these jackasses aren’t interested in doing good. They are only interested in shooting their mouths off and putting other people down, just so they can feel better about themselves. Such tiny minds.

  5. LG

    K.T. # 10 “WHY THE HELL…” That’s some true funny shit my friend – fuckin brilliant!!! Keep up the good work.

  6. If she was blowing a horse in this picture, I might be more inclined to pay attention. And by “horse”, I mean me.

  7. rachel

    i don’t understand how buying a dog is murder. if you only adopt then the dogs in the pet stores will die.

    animals will always die no matter what. so SHUT THE HELL UP PETA.

  8. Looks nothing like her whatsoever. Digital photography is out of control.

  9. mamamiasweetpeaches

    1. isnt “Speedy Gonzales” a trade-marked name? Cant the WARNER BROS folks sue?!

    2. She’s not a celebrity

    3. How is BUYING a pet “Killing a pet”?

    I have two chihuahus. One was bought at a pet store and is a pure-bred that I got as a puppy and raised. She is the best behaved pet I have ever owned. The other is a 5 year old chihuahua mix I adopted from a Rescue Shelter. I love him dearly but he has bad habits (big time barker, nips at people, pees where he shouldnt). There IS some value to getting a puppy and raising it – It can be taught YOUR rules, whereas an older dog probably knows how it likes things and plans on keeping it that way!

    4. Getting a little tired of seeing women exploited y those “do-gooders” at PETA. Wheres Hugh Jackman greased up and holding a greyhound???

  10. salawhite

    Recently I found a hot club — SeekingTall . c o m — just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don’t miss your love.

  11. Snowflake

    Ahhhmmm…hello PETA! Those look like REAL animal feathers on those angel wings to me! I have serious doubts they were naturally shed…

  12. Brook

    I was JUST about to submit this to you! I’m glad you got it already ;)

  13. dk

    @11 I cant wait for the authorities to fuckin catch up to you. Its so obvious you live in a single wide trailer and have a PC full of child porn, your a fuckin sick ass child molester.

  14. dk

    I meant 12 Randall

  15. manda

    I waxed her mustache yesterday.. even with the airbrush shit you can still see it.. damn im out of a job

  16. peta is weak

    #32 — agreed! peta seems to have no problem exploiting women! what the fuck does a woman’s tits and ass have to do with the ethical treatment of animals? NOTHING!

  17. Queenmab

    Her head looks huge.

  18. ihatecatsand PETA

    How many poor helpless ducks had to die to make those angel wings??
    wahhhhhhh

  19. dude

    @29, the humor in my comment came from the fact that I was making a bunch of corny, retarted jokes in the first place. But I have masturbated to her a couple of times. And when I was in school I used to masturbate to girls like you. By the way, you wouldn’t happen to be a hooker would you? Because we could work something out. In the words of Borat, HOW MUCH!

  20. breederchick

    These facist animal rights groups need to calm the f– down. Our family has been breeding healthy, happy (let me say healthy again) dogs for over 30 years. Any of you that think its a money-making business are smoking crack. We LOSE money in the process and the price of the dog is irrelevant. You want a dog? Do your research and stop shitting on those of us who care about our dogs instead of depriving them of love, care and food as they do in the shelters and pet stores.

  21. breederchick

    oh yeah..who cares if Audrina is airbrushed or not. She looks good. Stop complaining about her and work on yourself if you are that concerned.

  22. thinks peta is absolutely retarded

    maybe this ad would be able to actually claim it were really concerned about shelter animals if the dog the girl is holding actually came from a shelter. Too bad they made her hold a dog that probably belongs to one of the stupid idiot celebrities who give these dumbasses money but still buy little chihuahuas and pomeranians for a few hundred apiece. and oh, what about the fact that the dogs that were responsibly bred actually do still a need home AT SOME POINT so there’s nothing wrong with BUYING A DOG FROM SOMEWHERE OTHER THAN A SHELTER. Just another strategy to make the responsible people somehow responsible for other people’s irresponsibilities. More of let’s no put blame on the people who actually cause the problem and just find someone with money who might give us some if we feed them enough bullshit.

  23. JANE

    Victoria’s secret should sue PETA for this picture. ALTHOUGH… airbrushed or not I think she looks BEAUTIFUL here

  24. “Always adopt, never buy!”

    Excuse me but this is still the United States. I May adopt OR I may buy, It depends on what I want to do, not what you dictate I should do.
    Damn communist!

  25. Duke Steele

    That can’t be her. Whoever that is is looking at the camera and not up.

  26. Heather

    I don’t know about you guys, but it sure looks like Audrina to mw.

  27. Alli

    Has anyone tried “adopting” from an animal shelter lately? They want hundreds of dollars for the dog and you have to be there in line when the place opens their doors in the morning if you have your eye on a certain dog or it will be gone, not exactly a heartwarming charitable experience for your kids to go through over and over and having their hearts broken every time. I tried for weeks to adopt a dog from the shelter and had no luck. I finally got frustrated and went online and found a lady who had a dog she couldn’t keep anymore. What a nightmare. I understand why people turn to pet stores. Not to mention all the paperwork they make you do, you have to submit a lot of PERSONAL information to be accepted by them. Unfortunately the shelters are only fucking themselves by making it so difficult to adopt.

  28. Alli

    Has anyone tried “adopting” from an animal shelter lately? They want hundreds of dollars for the dog and you have to be there in line when the place opens their doors in the morning if you have your eye on a certain dog or it will be gone, not exactly a heartwarming charitable experience for your kids to go through over and over and having their hearts broken every time. I tried for weeks to adopt a dog from the shelter and had no luck. I finally got frustrated and went online and found a lady who had a dog she couldn’t keep anymore. What a nightmare. I understand why people turn to pet stores. Not to mention all the paperwork they make you do, you have to submit a lot of PERSONAL information to be accepted by them. Unfortunately the shelters are only fucking the animals by making it so difficult to adopt.

  29. Alli

    Correction, sorry!! :)

  30. Sally

    buying animals means killing animals?? Peta you need to really stop with the ridiculous campaigns like these. Its like saying having your own kid is killing those kids up for adoption, its complete bullshit

  31. Sally

    buying animals means killing animals?? Peta you need to really stop with the ridiculous campaigns like these. Its like saying having your own kid is killing those kids up for adoption, its complete bullshit

  32. chris

    Peta is about control. They want to control you. What you can eat is only the beginning. Saving animals….. not even close!

  33. Animal shelters are horrible, depressing, medieval places and should be abolished. I’d never adopt an animal from one any more than I’d waltz down the the local mental hospital and ask to adopt a lunatic.

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