Audrina Patridge poses for PETA’s campaign encouraging people to adopt from animal shelters. Or at least that’s what they’d have you believe, and I’m calling bullshit. There’s no way that’s Audrina. The real one could fit at least four-five dogs between her breasts. If not eight. No dice, PETA. Just for that, I’m eating a burger – at a cock-fight. I went there.
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Drunkman | April 22, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Airbrush
Anexio | April 22, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Cute puppy, who’s the other dog?
Frank N Stein | April 22, 2009 at 5:36 pm
That doesn’t look a bit like her. More JLH in the face than AP.
J | April 22, 2009 at 5:37 pm
That photo belongs on PhotoShop Disasters. WOW. Awful. She sucks, anyway.
Super King | April 22, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Aha , didn`t even realize it`s her til I read it , sure thats how she looks. Gotta wonder when greenpeace starts usin half naked girls for their “save the rain forrest” and stuff like dat campaigns.
brooke | April 22, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Looks like a weird Cameron Diaz/Eva Longoria mix…?!
Rolly Armbruster | April 22, 2009 at 5:43 pm
I hate that (insert racial slur here) dog. That dog is a slut!
pj | April 22, 2009 at 5:53 pm
so what happens to the dogs who aren’t bought because people chose to adopt dogs instead? are dogs at the pet store immortal?
mcfeely smackup | April 22, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Yeah, you should ONLY adopt dogs.
That is if you’re really looking for a dog with behavioral problems, that will urinate on everything you own, that will be violently aggressive with other dogs, that you’ll eventually take BACK to the pound.
It’s not like there’s this black and white dichotomy of “animal shelter = good, breeder = bad”. In fact, MOST professional breeders would never DREAM of treating their animals in the ways that shelters do…and then kill them.
Animal shelters are horrible, depressing, medieval places and should be abolished. I’d never adopt an animal from one any more than I’d waltz down the the local mental hospital and ask to adopt a lunatic.
K.T | April 22, 2009 at 6:02 pm
WHY DO THEY FEEL THE FUCKED UP NEED TO AIRBRUSH THE FUCK OUT OF THESE ‘CELEBRITIES’????!!!!
If she is beautiful enough to be a celebrity than why does she need to be airbrushed, photoshopped, etc?? The hottie at my local cafe is flawless, so why is this freak even bothering???? Audrina is disgusting, her face is fucking munted, her tits go west and east and you can see her fucking ribcage between them!! This is some sort of twisted conspiracy….are they all this good at giving blowjobs to Hollywood execs under their desks or WHAT?? I dont understand how ugly, freaky looking googly eyed sluts can get famous whilst there is amazingly beautiful women everywhere I go….that aren’t famous.
I hope the dog bites her already fucked up face right off!!!! Alien looking WHOREBAG.
testington | April 22, 2009 at 6:02 pm
is that even her?
its so weird all this is happening when Lauren is out of town
Randal | April 22, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Once an angel, always an angel. Love you Audrina! xoxo.
Randal
Sarah | April 22, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Nice, #11
dude | April 22, 2009 at 6:07 pm
I’d like to do her “doggy” style. i bet it feels like “heaven” inside her pussy. I bet she has the pussy of an “angel”. …Alright, I’m done.
Rick | April 22, 2009 at 6:12 pm
She adopted a dog and named him “Gaptits McThinlips”.
Barred Celebs | April 22, 2009 at 6:19 pm
LOL
She can believe in whatever she wants to in my eyes.
She’s so hot…..
Darth | April 22, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Whoof! whoof! I need background singers for a new song!
dude_on | April 22, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Has anyone every benefited from the addition of an upper lip like she has? It truly makes all the difference. They even enhanced it a little for this image. Oh, and she once displayed her snatch through a see-through bikini. I really like her.
Jamie's Uterus | April 22, 2009 at 6:40 pm
That doesn’t look like her at all? It almost looks like a cartoon.
Rough Daddy | April 22, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Another chick in a Self portrait/ lay outs…Im sure this will be hanging in her living room!
casualencounters.com/blog/ | April 22, 2009 at 7:00 pm
I’m kind of sick of seeing celebrities on here I’ve never heard of. Is it me?
Marketta | April 22, 2009 at 7:10 pm
LOL! Her head’s too big.
killa cam | April 22, 2009 at 7:18 pm
it’d be such a nice message from PETA if they only did their homework. i recently murdered aka purchased a puppy from a breeder, but only because most shelters and adoption agencies make it harder to adopt a puppy than adopt a kid (i mean just look at angelina…don’t see a flock of dogs running around her at all times). because the shelters made it so hard on me and i got turned down for 4 different dogs that would’ve had a great home, i ended up buying a pup and he’s happy as a clam and spoiled while those other dogs are probably still in their shelters living in their own crap…poor guys
Rough Daddy | April 22, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Actually this is a great opportunity to admire the Photo Technician’s skills, they should start putting their initials in a preferred angle.
Crabby Old Guy | April 22, 2009 at 7:21 pm
So, was she Shirley’s OTHER daughter? Considering how poorly Laurie played the tambourine, she must have really sucked as a musician to not be included in the family band. Wonder if Ruben banged her after one of their concerts.
Lefty | April 22, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Peta, you continue to be an embarrassment.
Get back to painting up nubile naked models with tiger striped titties and putting them in cages in public places. That I approve of.
Or maybe start recruiting an army of smoking hot PetaWhores who use their bodies to convince guys like me to become vegetarians – by fucking us. They could pay us surprise visits at our homes, and if no animal products are found, we are rewarded with some free sex.
wildelk27 | April 22, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Does she have a mustache??
satnswombat | April 22, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Ironic advert considering I just read this;
“PETA’s “Animal Record” report for 2008, filed with the Virginia Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services, shows that the animal rights group killed 95 percent of the dogs and cats in its care last year. During all of 2008, PETA found adoptive homes for just seven pets.
Just seven animals — out of the 2,216 it took in. PETA just broke its own record.”
How can anyone be stupid enough to support these people?
http://www.petakillsanimals.com/
Tessa | April 22, 2009 at 8:02 pm
OK #14, you’re trying way too hard.
You’re the guy who used to make all those awful jokes in class, followed by that nervous self-depricating laughter, aren’t you?
P.S. You might want to look into a hooker. If you’re that hard-up to get laid that you fantasize about this chick, just go ahead & drop a Benjamin & be done with it.
Barry O | April 22, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Good point, #28. PETA is just a holding tank for belligerent morons who want to be activism middle-management, instead of actually helping animals. They want to do policy but are too good to shovel shit.
But you can’t slam shelter dogs. Many of em end up there because idiot owners bought from puppy mills online or in sacchrine cutesy boutiques, and failed to train them. Some idiots don’t realize the commitment to training dogs.
But you can’t say all dogs there are inherently bad. I used to go to a HS shelter to spend time with and play w/ the dogs so they get some interaction. Most dogs get comfort from interaction, incl. w/ humans. There were some magnificent, calm & loyal animals there.
So help curb careless overbreeding by puppymills and give shelter dogs a chance (after you realize the commitment you’re making). Don’t do it b/c PETA tells you to, but because dogs should be more than a cute disposable commodity.
J | April 22, 2009 at 8:39 pm
I mean, has anyone even noticed that she no longer has an elbow, and her arm looks like it’s about 4 inches long? There really is nothing anyone can do to make this stupid-looking cunt look any better, anyway.
Kitty says fuck PETA | April 22, 2009 at 9:28 pm
I love animals but I can’t stand PETA and all their “shocking” stunts (which, for some reason, usually involve degrading women in some manner). Cute doggie though ^_^
Famous Plastic | April 22, 2009 at 9:56 pm
I would have never guessed in a million years that that “picture” was supposed to be Audrina Patridge. Even after reading that it was her, I still don’t see it. The airbrush team went a little overboard on this one!
Herechange | April 22, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Cute dog. Flying…stunning face. I love her. It’s lucky to see more about her on rich kiss.c om. Her profile is hidden now. What a pity!
titsonsnack | April 22, 2009 at 10:02 pm
PeTA can lick my asshole. The only thing they know how to do is take people’s money.
mel | April 22, 2009 at 10:14 pm
you can’t recognize her without the awful cleavage
friendlyfires | April 22, 2009 at 10:39 pm
1.)I’m not a PETA supporter #28 BUT The story from the website IS a bullshit lie created by the website is on – a far right conservative organization involved with discrediting anything perceived as liberal agenda, using fear uncertainty lies. We are working to out them and their benefactors and shut it down
2.) Superficial, a cock fight? How manly is it to watch two guys duel with their pork swords, hah there, I went there, hah
3.) Lucky lucky lucky dog – for five minutes – then she stubbed a cigarette out in its butt (the cat was hiding under the couch) and tried to make it into a handbag.
the majority | April 22, 2009 at 11:00 pm
We really love our pets, but other than that, we have much more serious fucking stuff to focus on than “animal rights.”
Sorry, PETA, but it’s that simple. You know it, don’t you? That’s why you stoop to such extremes to try to attract and hold our attention.
It’s not working.
But thanks for the celebrity skin.
sin | April 22, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Stupid PETA. Everyone knows Speedy Gonzales is a mouse, not a dog.
Why are these people more interested in animal rights than, say ,the rights of abused children? That would be a nice ad. Abuse your child but don’t you dare touch the dog. Pathetic.
el mystico | April 22, 2009 at 11:34 pm
PETA is chick full ‘o nuts. One of their recent stunts, aimed at dog beeders, is to sneak through dog shows opening cages while the owners aren’t looking, They claim this will deprive the breeders of their income and bankrupt them, not to mention cause chaos at the dog shows.
Problem is, letting breedable dogs run free means PETA is just adding to the problem they are blaming on the breedersr: adding to the population. The show dogs escape into the wild and end up just making more dogs for shelters to find homes for.
PETA has always seemed like it’s run by radical people with an agenda, who spout flaming crap that blinds impressionable kids — and dumbass models — with rage.
robynnn | April 22, 2009 at 11:39 pm
she’s pretty enough on her own, but this is so airbrushed it looks like a fucking CARTOON!!!!
barnyard | April 22, 2009 at 11:52 pm
buy animals means killing animals? you mean like at the butcher’s when I buy tasty red meat and dodo eggs?
barnyard | April 22, 2009 at 11:53 pm
buying animals means killing animals? you mean like at the butcher’s when I buy tasty red meat and dodo eggs?
Cash | April 22, 2009 at 11:55 pm
#37
That website is not bullshit or right wing, and those numbers are a matter of public record. How the hell are you supposed to fake something that is in black and white in Virginia’s hall of records? PETA is a bunch of murdering fuck heads, and they have stated, proudly and publicly, that the animals they killed were better off dead then living in servitude and subservience to mankind.
hacksaw | April 23, 2009 at 12:15 am
I’d hit it.
Daniel | April 23, 2009 at 12:25 am
#11 that is fucking hilarious haha
gerard Vandenberg | April 23, 2009 at 12:27 am
again: DON’T DO THIS AGAIN.
“PETA” sucks on all fronts!!
Aly | April 23, 2009 at 1:23 am
Good for her
But good god, what happened to her face? She looks completely different, I thought it was Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Peta doesn’t suck.
arroyo | April 23, 2009 at 1:24 am
That looks like a “virtual Audrina” really strange.
Darth | April 23, 2009 at 4:05 am
Whoof,whof,whooof! This is the new title of the song!