Because fake breasts are somehow all the rage these days, here’s Audrina Patridge in the new campaign for “Bongo,” who apparently have a massive sense of humor. Although I can’t help but feel this would have been funnier if they’d changed their name to “Yamalot Canyon.” Or “The Tittery Gap.”
Photos: Splash News
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or change their name to wonkos
Can someone please explain how this loser is still in the news ?
Can she give a “motorboat”?
I don’t think so.
PASS!
i’d hit it, wonk boobs or not….
face of an angel
I’d bongo her bongo.
id love to hit that from behind, but now her face reminds me of katie couric. damn you feeshhh…..
Check out pic #14.
I see it. Looks like my iron board at home. Straight up and straight down. That swimsuit bottom is holding on for its dear life.
only at kmart and sears… those titties must have been bought on a blue light special kmart and put in by sears tire installers with craftsman tools.
I’d motorboat her. Hell, you could probably “oil tanker” those things.
+1
Who?
CHarlie Sheen would not hit this.
oh aye? and what if her flaps are the size of elephant ears
oh dear lord she does look like “shawty” in this pic..cripes!!!
i’d still hit it.
What is up with that hipbone? Is this real?
I would hit this though. If she walked into any of your bedrooms you’d all tap into her Sears Card
ditto
My small penis would get lost in her fjords.
Despite the weird hip bone, I’m not gonna lie; she looks really pretty in these.
would she flash some nip already?!
http://goo.gl/9uk9e
You’re welcome. ;P
It’s okay. We hate you too, for that, Fish.
Oh, and thanks for this.
She needs to release a sex tape, soon and something fierce.
Or is it me that needs it?
Never the less.
Her whole stomach looks weird. Bad lipo?
Again. Yall missing the point. This is obviously Bongo’s “fuck you” to the world before they file for bankruptcy never to be heard from again.
Its like pissing on your boss’ desk your last day of work.
looks like sista be needing some cream for them ashy elbows….lemme help you with that girl.[fap fap]
Thats an airbrushed tummy for sure
yeah there’s a lot of photoshop in these pics — the cartoon torso is especially obvious
You could fly a 747 between those things.
Cringe.
Girls always have to cock one hip up like that in photos so their abdomens look curvier, because when they just stand straight they look dumb.
she just is not cute, cross-eyed, snub nosed and cheap fake tits
Now there is a slut worth banging..
I like.
I would Fvck the hell out of her, shes smokin.
this is the best shot in the set.
Her face is so fugly in the first pic. Ugh.
Check this picture than no. 7. She’s hot, but no matter how hot, you always need airbrushing!
The Gap people should really make her their new face.
I can’t get enough, she is so freak’n hot
Notice how the hair always hides her weird cleavage.
Yep that was the first thing I noticed. Somebody knew what they were doing and made sure her hair ‘dangles’ across the canyon in each shot.
I don’t know if she just has too much scar tissue to correct the issue or if maybe she’s just fine with it since it doesn’t seem to be impairing her ability to get work. Personally I say either remove the implants or claim a mulligan and have someone do it right the second time around.
I’d like to deposit some baby batter on her or in her.
Hotter than http://www.thesuperficial.com/leighton-meester-has-gams-out-the-wazoo-and-other-news-02-2011
sure, I would be honored to give her a very personal massage………….
when it comes to really hot lingerie I would rather stick to brands who concentrate on style over celebrity.
can almost hear her bones cracking
According to Amy Grindhouse they actually photoshopped her to look THICKER because her bones were sticking out!
too bad she’s going to look like her mom
I hope there’s a magazine called ‘baginas’.
stop staring at every woman’s picture on here for 5 minutes trying to pick out flaws. its ridiculous… she’s not perfect but who cares.. she’s hot. maybe she has tiny flaws but who doesn’t.. she’s better looking and more in shape than the majority and i’ve seen her with only HOT guys so obviously they agree……. i seriously wana see what you all look like…. all my ugly guy friends are the most critical of girls because they’ve come to hate them since they can’t get them and have been rejected so much. and as for the females… it just makes you feel better about yourself to pick out little flaws about others…. but how about you stand in the mirror and do it to yoursef
I agree, so super hoT! You fat losers should look in the mirror sometime or get off yours mums computer and maybe get a job! Haha..BaM! You Go GiRL….