Audrina Patridge’s Bongos For Bongo
(I Hate Myself.)

February 2nd, 2011 // 52 Comments

Because fake breasts are somehow all the rage these days, here’s Audrina Patridge in the new campaign for “Bongo,” who apparently have a massive sense of humor. Although I can’t help but feel this would have been funnier if they’d changed their name to “Yamalot Canyon.” Or “The Tittery Gap.”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. or change their name to wonkos

  2. IttyBittyTittyCommittee

    Can she give a “motorboat”?
    I don’t think so.
    PASS!

  3. Audrina Patridge
    glace neuf
    Commented on this photo:

    i’d hit it, wonk boobs or not….

  4. Hemingway

    I’d bongo her bongo.

  5. Audrina Patridge
    Commented on this photo:

    id love to hit that from behind, but now her face reminds me of katie couric. damn you feeshhh…..

  6. Cardinal Fang

    Check out pic #14.

  7. Richard McBeef

    only at kmart and sears… those titties must have been bought on a blue light special kmart and put in by sears tire installers with craftsman tools.

  8. Josephus

    I’d motorboat her. Hell, you could probably “oil tanker” those things.

  9. Audrina Patridge
    xuc
    Commented on this photo:

    Who?

  10. DM

    CHarlie Sheen would not hit this.

  11. Audrina Patridge
    ChonchArcola
    Commented on this photo:

    oh dear lord she does look like “shawty” in this pic..cripes!!!

    i’d still hit it.

  12. Audrina Patridge
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    What is up with that hipbone? Is this real?

  13. I would hit this though. If she walked into any of your bedrooms you’d all tap into her Sears Card

  14. Audrina Patridge
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    Despite the weird hip bone, I’m not gonna lie; she looks really pretty in these.

  15. boing

    would she flash some nip already?!

  16. rovingardener

    It’s okay. We hate you too, for that, Fish.

    Oh, and thanks for this.

  17. jojo

    She needs to release a sex tape, soon and something fierce.
    Or is it me that needs it?
    Never the less.

  18. Audrina Patridge
    reformed_druid
    Commented on this photo:

    Her whole stomach looks weird. Bad lipo?

  19. Mortimer Duke

    Again. Yall missing the point. This is obviously Bongo’s “fuck you” to the world before they file for bankruptcy never to be heard from again.

    Its like pissing on your boss’ desk your last day of work.

  20. Audrina Patridge
    ChonchArcola
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like sista be needing some cream for them ashy elbows….lemme help you with that girl.[fap fap]

  21. Tyler

    Thats an airbrushed tummy for sure

  22. You could fly a 747 between those things.
    Cringe.

  23. xanax in my beer

    Girls always have to cock one hip up like that in photos so their abdomens look curvier, because when they just stand straight they look dumb.

  24. testington

    she just is not cute, cross-eyed, snub nosed and cheap fake tits

  25. Now there is a slut worth banging..

  26. Audrina Patridge
    Boo
    Commented on this photo:

    I like.

  27. Audrina Patridge
    PorkSword
    Commented on this photo:

    I would Fvck the hell out of her, shes smokin.

  28. Audrina Patridge
    Maximus
    Commented on this photo:

    this is the best shot in the set.

  29. Grace

    Her face is so fugly in the first pic. Ugh.

  30. Audrina Patridge
    RickyTickyTavy
    Commented on this photo:

    Check this picture than no. 7. She’s hot, but no matter how hot, you always need airbrushing!

  31. dani

    The Gap people should really make her their new face.

  32. Audrina Patridge
    AudrinaLvr
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t get enough, she is so freak’n hot

  33. timmy the dying boy

    Notice how the hair always hides her weird cleavage.

    • Esoteric

      Yep that was the first thing I noticed. Somebody knew what they were doing and made sure her hair ‘dangles’ across the canyon in each shot.

      I don’t know if she just has too much scar tissue to correct the issue or if maybe she’s just fine with it since it doesn’t seem to be impairing her ability to get work. Personally I say either remove the implants or claim a mulligan and have someone do it right the second time around.

  34. icu

    I’d like to deposit some baby batter on her or in her.

    Hotter than http://www.thesuperficial.com/leighton-meester-has-gams-out-the-wazoo-and-other-news-02-2011

  35. wim

    sure, I would be honored to give her a very personal massage………….

  36. taryn

    when it comes to really hot lingerie I would rather stick to brands who concentrate on style over celebrity.

  37. Audrina Patridge
    Ella
    Commented on this photo:

    can almost hear her bones cracking

  38. cm

    According to Amy Grindhouse they actually photoshopped her to look THICKER because her bones were sticking out!

  39. Audrina Patridge
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    too bad she’s going to look like her mom

  40. I hope there’s a magazine called ‘baginas’.

  41. alisa

    stop staring at every woman’s picture on here for 5 minutes trying to pick out flaws. its ridiculous… she’s not perfect but who cares.. she’s hot. maybe she has tiny flaws but who doesn’t.. she’s better looking and more in shape than the majority and i’ve seen her with only HOT guys so obviously they agree……. i seriously wana see what you all look like…. all my ugly guy friends are the most critical of girls because they’ve come to hate them since they can’t get them and have been rejected so much. and as for the females… it just makes you feel better about yourself to pick out little flaws about others…. but how about you stand in the mirror and do it to yoursef

  42. Audrina Patridge
    Justin
    Commented on this photo:

    I agree, so super hoT! You fat losers should look in the mirror sometime or get off yours mums computer and maybe get a job! Haha..BaM! You Go GiRL….

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