RELEASE THE WONKEN!!
- Kourtney is the only Kardashian that feels weird getting paid for sex. [Popeater]
- Adam Lambert ruined Lady Gaga‘s birthday party. [Dlisted]
- Grey’s Anatomy basically turned Sophie’s Choice into the musical it always should have been. [Lainey Gossip]
- Kate Upton is somehow selling purses here. [Hollywood Tuna]
- On the downside, she is probably banging Kanye West. [IDLYITW]
- Kevin Smith is about to start tweeting about the prejudices of Lazy Boy. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Tiger Woods will only diddle porn stars by land and air now. [Celebslam]
- Rachel Bilson in ice cream ads where ice cream is absolutely nowhere near her. “Eww, calories.” [Popoholic]
- Liam Hemsworth is banging Miley Cyrus again. [Too Fab]
- Kate Bosworth might star in a remake of Total Recall. [Just Jared]
- Don’t play with your food. [theCHIVE]
- Google’s not at all hilarious April Fool’s Day gags. (I’ll be good.) [BuzzFeed]
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What a… Bulge ?!?!?!? :s
why is she laughing so much by herself????
her head is GINORMOUS
flat ass bitch… nice twins to play a lil bit…
Brad: she doesn’t hang with needle d@cks.
She looks terrific in a bikini. Not an easy feat, really.
I’d give this girl a dutch oven.