Audrina Patridge in a Bikini and Other News

Photo Boy / April 1, 2011

RELEASE THE WONKEN!!

- Kourtney is the only Kardashian that feels weird getting paid for sex. [Popeater]

- Adam Lambert ruined Lady Gaga’s birthday party. [Dlisted]

- Grey’s Anatomy basically turned Sophie’s Choice into the musical it always should have been. [Lainey Gossip]

- Kate Upton is somehow selling purses here. [Hollywood Tuna]

- On the downside, she is probably banging Kanye West. [IDLYITW]

- Kevin Smith is about to start tweeting about the prejudices of Lazy Boy. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Tiger Woods will only diddle porn stars by land and air now. [Celebslam]

- Rachel Bilson in ice cream ads where ice cream is absolutely nowhere near her. “Eww, calories.” [Popoholic]

- Liam Hemsworth is banging Miley Cyrus again. [Too Fab]

- Kate Bosworth might star in a remake of Total Recall. [Just Jared]

- Don’t play with your food. [theCHIVE]

- Google’s not at all hilarious April Fool’s Day gags. (I’ll be good.) [BuzzFeed]

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