Because apparently this thing is a week-long event for big-titted celebutards with no future, here’s Audrina Patridge working out at the MuscleMilk Light Fitness Retreat for Women. She was recently named of People’s Hottest Bodies of 2010 which makes absolutely zero sense to me. Unless this year’s criteria was “One tuck away from Tara Reid’s clay-gut” and “Breasts no less than 20 leagues asunder” which is entirely Gabourey Sidibe’s fault. No, really, thanks to her ugly is beautiful now, dogs say “meow” and fish can drive on the highway. The whole world’s gone mad!
Photos: WireImage
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Paste tastes good.
Trees are made of wood.
Food goes in your mouth.
I say things that are painfully obvious even to forest critters.
bob you are an a$$hole
She can drink my “muscle milk” any time she wants.
She looks slim and fit.
She can drink my “muscle milk” any time she wants.
Er
OH I SEE WAT U DID THAR
She’s always welcome on my blue balls!
her stomach looks like some kind of jerkey
and yours looks like some kind of thought bubble
I’d sex her
Mmmm, nothing like guzzling another animal’s breast milk loaded with growth hormones.
not really .. cause i’m gay !
first bitches. i’d do her. no doubt
too bad she wouldn’t do you.
you are right mr. jones!
Lets guzzle that super milK!!!!!
I like her Wonkers.
She looks good but she looks so different. Impossible to respect someone like that. Her kids will pop out ugly and her husband will wonder why.
Case in point.. Demi Moore in Disclosure was starting to get borderline ugly before her big plastic makeover. Did you see what popped out of her?
Google “Rumer Willis”. She is hideous. Don’t let your pets see the pics, they will jump out the window and kill themselves.
Nah, that’s just because Rumer looks like Bruce… I feel really sorry for girls that will always be more ugly than their moms. Getting prettier than your mom is one of the best things about growing up- the old hag just gets more and more bitter and grounds you more and more… Not that I’m talking about personal experience or anything…
first :) she is so hot, i wish to engage in oral sex with her
FIRST!!!!
HOT!
This girl is gross. Not hot. Would not bang her for longer than a week.
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Is that an advertisement for your site, or are you genuinely concerned about her looks?
Neither, I am concerned that I only want to have sex with her for about a week.
drop.dead.gorgeous (and i’m serious) i would prolly eat her feces
Her belly button looks like a bullet hole. Did she serve in the armed forces. And why is she famous
dude if you dont think shes hot you clearly love dicks
She was hotter when she was natural. Now she reminds me of one of those Comfort Pillows.
This post is just laugh-out-loud funny, keep up the great writing!
I want to bust a nut all over her stomach attractively separated, fake knockers
i just saw this trick on regis and kelly ..i swear she made me sick to my stomach .. she really takes herself too seriously ..she said something about not going on vacation for 5 years and she needs a break.. is she serious!!! bitch ur whole life is a vacation.. silly little trick..
yep, I LIKE HER, folks!!
While her cans have enough space to put a diamond lane in between them to lighten up Los Angeles traffic, she is still pretty damn hot when she’s covering up the grand canyon.
Say what you will, she is a remarkable beauty.
I would bang her bumhole and then I would suck my own cock to taste her ass juice.
She is amazing. Especially in Playboy
Too skinny, no hips, no ass, ridiculous oversized bolt-on boobs. Yeah, what a great body. Oh I forgot, no brains!
She has nice hair and with the right makeup, kinda pretty face. Good luck with that…
… anyway, who works out wearing that much makeup? Black eyeliner and all. I could go to night club with that look! I don’t need mascara when I do my bench presses lol
I LOVE FOOOODDDD SKINNY BITCH GO FAT AGAIN!
Is this sow married to Peter Brady? I get my celebutards mixed up.
beauty
why can’t you make a gallery that doesn’t reload the entire page when selecting another image? ever heard of ajax?
beautiful chick *grope for tissues*
Fell out of bed feeling down. This has bigrhetend my day!