Audrina Patridge Exercises the Wonks

Because apparently this thing is a week-long event for big-titted celebutards with no future, here’s Audrina Patridge working out at the MuscleMilk Light Fitness Retreat for Women. She was recently named of People’s Hottest Bodies of 2010 which makes absolutely zero sense to me. Unless this year’s criteria was “One tuck away from Tara Reid’s clay-gut” and “Breasts no less than 20 leagues asunder” which is entirely Gabourey Sidibe’s fault. No, really, thanks to her ugly is beautiful now, dogs say “meow” and fish can drive on the highway. The whole world’s gone mad!

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