Audrina Patridge Had a Bikini Party

“Guess what I’m not eating a single bite of. Whee!”

Here’s Audrina Patridge celebrating her 26th birthday at Wet Republic in Vegas, and does she honestly serve any other function besides standing around in a bikini, or is that way too existential a question for this post? Because I can ask more appropriate ones like, what does the cow say? Or how many fingers am I holding up? Although that last one’s kind of offensive considering Audrina can’t stare at less than two places at once. “So, wait, is your hand by the pool or the tennis court? And if it’s directly in front of my face, you’re a dick.”

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