Audrina Patridge Had a Bikini Party

May 16th, 2011 // 72 Comments

“Guess what I’m not eating a single bite of. Whee!”

Here’s Audrina Patridge celebrating her 26th birthday at Wet Republic in Vegas, and does she honestly serve any other function besides standing around in a bikini, or is that way too existential a question for this post? Because I can ask more appropriate ones like, what does the cow say? Or how many fingers am I holding up? Although that last one’s kind of offensive considering Audrina can’t stare at less than two places at once. “So, wait, is your hand by the pool or the tennis court? And if it’s directly in front of my face, you’re a dick.”

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News


  1. Audrina Patridge Bikini
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    no more fake boobs ^_^

  2. Mandy

    Want Audrinas Skin??? Here is her secret!! Bremenn Miracle Cream

  3. Audrina Patridge Bikini
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    oh no….. breast bone & angles…. people bang this?

  4. Audrina Patridge Bikini
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    and no ass shot :(

  5. Audrina Patridge Bikini
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    ewwwwww! she looks sooo malnourished and her fake tan looks NASTY!

  6. cc

    From the navel down, she looks pretty edible, but yes that is one miserable boob job. Haven’t they perfected those yet?

    Anyway, at least we know where Princess Beatrice’s fascinator ended up.

  7. Audrina Patridge Bikini
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    She has vagina pits, ceiling eyes, side vagina wrinkles and fucked up +2′s. She needs some eye surgery, corrective boob job and maybe a side vadge lift and armpit fold reduction. I don’t know I’m not a doctor. Do I look better? No I’m 7 months pregnant 190 pounds and I have stretch marks but in my defense I’m not parading around half naked. Dirty Army strong!

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    Her protruding pelvic bones look hungry

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  10. Audrina Patridge Bikini
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    Her tan is horrific. She looks filthy

  11. Audrina Patridge Bikini
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    Thanks for the inihgst. It brings light into the dark!

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