Hey, Remember Wonk-Boobs? And Other News

- Tori Spelling has a death hole between her breasts. Everything else is just noise. [Lainey Gossip]

- If you actually believed Justin Bieber was retiring, kill yourself. He told me to tell you that. [Dlisted]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems Don’t Take A Holiday Break [theCHIVE]

- Henry Rollins calls Rolling Stone shit in an interview with Rolling Stone. [Fishwrapper]

- Kimora Lee Simmons in a bikini. [tooFab]

- McDonald’s was telling its employees not to eat fast food until the Internet found out. [BuzzFeed]

- How did supermodels spend their Christmas? Like this. [Popoholic]

- Selena Gomez is banging Lil Romeo. [IDLYITW]

- Helen Flanagan doing Playboy? For the love God, yes. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Molly Sims was in a bikini, too. [Celebslam]

- There’s a pregnant ballerina fetish? Oh, Internet… [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Joan Rivers really fucking hates Jennifer Lawrence. [Amy Grindhouse]

- I’m pretty sure Paul Walker’s final wishes were, “Please, someone put out this fire.” [FilmDrunk]

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