After awkwardly dry-humping your eyes with Sarah Silverman in a bathing suit earlier, it’s only fair I post someone who was (surgically) made to be in a bikini, so here’s Audrina Patridge in Bora Bora today with whoever she’s fucking this week. Granted, there’s a questionable spot between her breasts, try thinking of this whole process like buying produce at the supermarket: You can’t just stand there groping melons all day or they’ll arrest you and put your picture on the county website. (That woman’s chest looked exactly like a pair of Casabas. Under a shirt. I’m the victim here!)
Photos: Splash News
Ugh | August 12, 2010 at 5:17 pm
motorboat
Snooster | August 13, 2010 at 1:40 am
That would be a feat considering they’re several hundred feet apart. You could run between them… ?
dudeatdudedotdude | August 12, 2010 at 5:18 pm
less wonkboob and more taylor momsen (IDLYITW)
rickardo | August 12, 2010 at 5:19 pm
im starting to like wonk tits.
Internet | August 12, 2010 at 5:23 pm
My girlfriend has the SAME EXACT right tit.
Internet | August 12, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Get your own schtick.
Internet | August 12, 2010 at 6:40 pm
My girlfriend says you both are impostors!
Vito | August 12, 2010 at 9:44 pm
My girlfriend says, “Fuck off you stupid asshole. I’ll never let you touch me again!” Just cuz I stopped pumping right when she was getting ready to cum. Bitch has no sense of humor.
internet | August 13, 2010 at 10:25 am
nothing worse than a copycat copying a copycat
ugottabekidding | August 12, 2010 at 5:24 pm
Not bad at an angle, but look at them head on, and that’s some nasty shit.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 12, 2010 at 5:27 pm
she looked good in a dress the other day..
but for the life of me i can’t stop hearing adriana partridge when i read her freakin name. her fuckin NAME is wonky too..
dudeatdudedotdude | August 12, 2010 at 5:32 pm
HAHAHA i have an hispanic neighbor whos dick’s must be 4″ wide–but like 2″ long! we call him tuna can.
Mr. Nice Guy | August 12, 2010 at 5:34 pm
Thank God I am not making that claim. I just think she could make it work just fine.
Mr. Nice Guy | August 12, 2010 at 5:28 pm
They looked good in pics 4 & 8 to me. Looks like my dick would fit nicely in between her Tits. Just saying.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 12, 2010 at 5:29 pm
tell u what she does look fabulous from behind :)
ugottabekidding | August 12, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Yea, at first glance, sure. However, with that big ass space in between them, she could press them together with everything she’s got, and I doubt you’d feel much. Then again, if you’re saying your dick is about 4 inches wide, then HOW YOU DOIN??? lol
ugottabekidding | August 12, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Ok, then how YOU doin?? lmao
Snooster | August 13, 2010 at 1:45 am
A 6-lane freeway would fit nicely between her tits, too.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 12, 2010 at 5:34 pm
oops.. here we go again with the reply in the wrong place (tuna can here..)
ugottabekidding | August 12, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Dammit!!! I did it again! lol
dudeatdudedotdude | August 12, 2010 at 5:44 pm
lol its gettin contageous between the 3 of us..
gotta beat this storm, will have to catch the ‘other news’ from home…. l8s
wat | August 12, 2010 at 5:26 pm
This chick gets me hard every time,
Lady Blah Blah | August 12, 2010 at 5:27 pm
She’s cute. That gap between her artificially enhanced boobs is sometimes referred to as a “refund gap,” the idea being that the gal in question should get at least a partial refund from the professional who “enhanced” her boobs.
Marcus | August 12, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Those tits were made for groping and squirting on.
Deacon Jones | August 12, 2010 at 6:14 pm
What is it, exactly, this cunt is good for, besides her ass and stomach making soft *slap* noises when guys blow their loads on her?
Marcus | August 12, 2010 at 10:27 pm
isn’t that enough?
Turd Ferguson | August 12, 2010 at 6:33 pm
Its funny how she either looks hot or hideous; depending on the angle, lighting and outfit. There is no grey area with Wonk Tits.
anon | August 12, 2010 at 6:43 pm
The wonky gap between her tits is to make sure producers/directors/writers/casting agents can fit their various sized dicks between them during “auditions”
Drew | August 12, 2010 at 7:58 pm
This has to be the dumbest cunt int the history of planet Earth.
What a wonky-titted cum-dumpster.
brit | August 12, 2010 at 8:16 pm
so the message here to girls with small boobs is that if you go and get a boob job, you have a chance to be at least a bit famous.
Well great – spread the word :)
but just don’t use this doctor unless you want wonk/gap.
stu | August 12, 2010 at 9:51 pm
Audrina Patridge Belongs on my cock
captain america | August 13, 2010 at 1:30 am
but her TITS in a wheelchair, folks!!
Marco | August 13, 2010 at 1:48 am
Have any of the commenters actually felt fake tits? They suck, especially if she’s really lean like this wonk.
…Unless the tits are made of silicon.
suck it | August 13, 2010 at 2:33 pm
My tits are surgically enhanced and they feel phenomenal. And they are saline.
You just need to go to a good surgeon and have some breast tissue to begin with.
Rhialto | August 13, 2010 at 4:52 am
Hm,Her boobs look different.
Darth | August 13, 2010 at 4:59 am
She has figured that out well.To wear dark shades from now on.
Reynaneils | August 13, 2010 at 6:41 am
She’s looking so gorgeous is this outfits.
Teeth ID Pro
ClassyDirtyChick | August 13, 2010 at 8:10 am
They looked good from the side, maybe you could do some side fucking guys?
But really, you want your girlfriend to have firm, sensitive little tittays, or wonk gap ‘feels like a rubber ball’ ones?
ClassyDirtyChick | August 13, 2010 at 8:18 am
huuummmm the more I look the more I think she’s looking good..! almost makes me wanna go under the knife for some boob’ies……
I Waaaaaaaant Wonk Booooooobs
ClassyDirtyChick | August 13, 2010 at 8:24 am
currently sobbing and rolling around on the floor.
.
I can’t stop posting today, what’s wrong with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
joe francis | August 13, 2010 at 9:03 am
big fat plastic fake tits, she’s kind of average
Alli Watermelon | August 13, 2010 at 10:41 am
Um…I like her bikini??? No, really..she has potential to be a really cute girl. Gain just a few pounds and have a re-do on her boobs. She’ll be good to go.
lol | August 13, 2010 at 10:41 am
maybe she’s gotten them redone? They look bigger. Still a plastic ceiling-eyed chipmunk to me, anyway.
Me | August 13, 2010 at 11:29 am
Did she always have fake tits? They didn’t look fake in those nude pictures a few years back. But now they look ridiculously fake. Why did she ruin them. What a dumb bitch. They were perfect before. Why do girls always overdo it on the fake tits. Don’t they know most guys like them natural.
Alli Watermelon | August 13, 2010 at 12:18 pm
I won’t make fun of you and say, “she’s had fake tits for a long time now. where have you been?” because actually, I’m more impressed you didn’t know. But yeah…she’s had a wonk boob job for a while now.
Jack Mehoff | August 13, 2010 at 6:23 pm
She is so hot and I would like to spray my goo in all of her holes.
Bored with life | August 13, 2010 at 9:23 pm
I’d tit fuck the shit out of her then blow all over her vacant face…
Perez Hilton Has AIDS | August 14, 2010 at 12:13 am
Wow. I’d go down on her in a second.
I’d probably even lick her asshole and let her dook on me. That’s how hot she is.
alyacarmen | August 14, 2010 at 2:19 am
Carls JR is so desperate for business they use hooks and such a Paris Hilton. his people demeaning to women and arent like to buy a hamburger at false and serious about this.
r4
Mr. Nice Guy | August 14, 2010 at 2:59 am
I started going to Carl’s JR after I saw the Paris Hilton ad. They appeal to straight men.
sarah | August 14, 2010 at 1:12 pm
She can’t go on vacation and just chill. She has to take pictures of herself and sell them!!!! what a famewhore!!!! Heaven forbid one of these reality stars stay out of the news for a week!!!!
michele | August 14, 2010 at 2:20 pm
she looks gorgeous every woman should look like her gorgeous face and perfect bod
caroline | August 14, 2010 at 7:05 pm
you’d think that audrina had enough money to invest in a better boob job. like…really. her doctor sucks.
Billy Gunn | August 15, 2010 at 9:27 am
I’d like to see her ass
fritz | August 15, 2010 at 5:03 pm
serena williams & venus williams are a tie
for the best bodies in a bikini
LonnieK2 | August 17, 2010 at 7:13 pm
The title of this post is completely fitting.