After awkwardly dry-humping your eyes with Sarah Silverman in a bathing suit earlier, it’s only fair I post someone who was (surgically) made to be in a bikini, so here’s Audrina Patridge in Bora Bora today with whoever she’s fucking this week. Granted, there’s a questionable spot between her breasts, try thinking of this whole process like buying produce at the supermarket: You can’t just stand there groping melons all day or they’ll arrest you and put your picture on the county website. (That woman’s chest looked exactly like a pair of Casabas. Under a shirt. I’m the victim here!)
Photos: Splash News
Audrina Patridge Belongs on my cock
I could look at her fake tits all damn day
great tits and love her perky nips. god damn she is fucking sexy.
amazing
I would set up camp between those mountains. There is room for my tent and lantern and my Coleman stove. I could hang my wet clothes on her nipples and still have some shade.
but her TITS in a wheelchair, folks!!
Have any of the commenters actually felt fake tits? They suck, especially if she’s really lean like this wonk.
…Unless the tits are made of silicon.
My tits are surgically enhanced and they feel phenomenal. And they are saline.
You just need to go to a good surgeon and have some breast tissue to begin with.
Hm,Her boobs look different.
She has figured that out well.To wear dark shades from now on.
She’s looking so gorgeous is this outfits.
Teeth ID Pro
They looked good from the side, maybe you could do some side fucking guys?
But really, you want your girlfriend to have firm, sensitive little tittays, or wonk gap ‘feels like a rubber ball’ ones?
ummmm she looks good here … beach babe but ready for a good seeing to.
huuummmm the more I look the more I think she’s looking good..! almost makes me wanna go under the knife for some boob’ies……
I Waaaaaaaant Wonk Booooooobs
huuummmm the more I look the more I think she’s looking good..! almost makes me wanna go under the knife for some boob’ies……
I Waaaaaaaant Wonk Booooooobs
currently sobbing and rolling around on the floor.
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I can’t stop posting today, what’s wrong with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
big fat plastic fake tits, she’s kind of average
Um…I like her bikini??? No, really..she has potential to be a really cute girl. Gain just a few pounds and have a re-do on her boobs. She’ll be good to go.
maybe she’s gotten them redone? They look bigger. Still a plastic ceiling-eyed chipmunk to me, anyway.
Did she always have fake tits? They didn’t look fake in those nude pictures a few years back. But now they look ridiculously fake. Why did she ruin them. What a dumb bitch. They were perfect before. Why do girls always overdo it on the fake tits. Don’t they know most guys like them natural.
I won’t make fun of you and say, “she’s had fake tits for a long time now. where have you been?” because actually, I’m more impressed you didn’t know. But yeah…she’s had a wonk boob job for a while now.
She is gorgeous but forget about her, who’s the dude? Yummy
She is Just incredible…thats it
@Sean Mike Fred
the problem is, would she tap you?
indeed,agreed,proceed to smoke weed,never with a want,never with a need
WOW, she has that sunken crater between her breasts like Tori Spelling. Maybe the implants are to heavy for her small frame. I see a lawsuit in the making for this botched boob job.
thats a whole in a hole
She is so hot and I would like to spray my goo in all of her holes.
bad boob job …
very bad boob job & unfortunately has unattractive legs ..cankles …sorry
Great Tits???!!!
are you insane buddy ?
or 12 years old ..MUAHAHAAA
ever touch one of them plastic things
you could doublepark 2 cars between them things …
didn’t think so …go play with your toy truck…
hahaha…..OWNED!!!!!
nice
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Man, I ain’t seen THAT much plastic on one place since the Michel Jackson family reunion!
I’d tit fuck the shit out of her then blow all over her vacant face…
she is the epic woman..
very skinny arms and waist and bigger than normal breasts
dayaamm i want to suck those! that is one good photographer!! yummay! next: BUTT implants :D
Wow. I’d go down on her in a second.
I’d probably even lick her asshole and let her dook on me. That’s how hot she is.
Carls JR is so desperate for business they use hooks and such a Paris Hilton. his people demeaning to women and arent like to buy a hamburger at false and serious about this.
r4
I started going to Carl’s JR after I saw the Paris Hilton ad. They appeal to straight men.
she looks like she going to fall forward!!! lol but she pretty thou
She can’t go on vacation and just chill. She has to take pictures of herself and sell them!!!! what a famewhore!!!! Heaven forbid one of these reality stars stay out of the news for a week!!!!
she looks gorgeous every woman should look like her gorgeous face and perfect bod
Damn! Are those giant ray fishes??? Careful with those tails, Audrina… they can go up places.
you’d think that audrina had enough money to invest in a better boob job. like…really. her doctor sucks.
hot as hell, but yea i dunno bout the space
I’d like to see her ass
serena williams & venus williams are a tie
for the best bodies in a bikini
Horrible boob job…maybe that’s why she didn’t complete the package cause she still has the flat pancake butt.
Pic 5 is the best. Profile doesn’t show the wonk.
man i thought she was hot before, these girls need to stop going so big with these implants. but then who am i to complain, they are doing for “themselves”
not for attention or anything.
The title of this post is completely fitting.
I’d like to hook up a car battery to her nipples…
A fake famewhore but…given the opportunity I’d be delighted to do very unsavory things with her. Why I don’t get the opportunity is one of life’s great unjustices.
something about that
vacant look in her eyes…..
the giant tits kinda ruin it but shes pretty
I would have F2ck her so f2cking hard!!! My hard dick between her damn tits!!!!