Audrina Patridge Belongs in a Bikini

August 12th, 2010 // 66 Comments

After awkwardly dry-humping your eyes with Sarah Silverman in a bathing suit earlier, it’s only fair I post someone who was (surgically) made to be in a bikini, so here’s Audrina Patridge in Bora Bora today with whoever she’s fucking this week. Granted, there’s a questionable spot between her breasts, try thinking of this whole process like buying produce at the supermarket: You can’t just stand there groping melons all day or they’ll arrest you and put your picture on the county website. (That woman’s chest looked exactly like a pair of Casabas. Under a shirt. I’m the victim here!)

Photos: Splash News


  1. stu

    Audrina Patridge Belongs on my cock

  2. Audrina Patridge
    Hugh Gentry
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    I could look at her fake tits all damn day

  3. Audrina Patridge
    Hugh Gentry
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    great tits and love her perky nips. god damn she is fucking sexy.

  4. Audrina Patridge
    Hugh Gentry
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  5. Audrina Patridge
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    I would set up camp between those mountains. There is room for my tent and lantern and my Coleman stove. I could hang my wet clothes on her nipples and still have some shade.

  6. captain america

    but her TITS in a wheelchair, folks!!

  7. Marco

    Have any of the commenters actually felt fake tits? They suck, especially if she’s really lean like this wonk.

    …Unless the tits are made of silicon.

    • suck it

      My tits are surgically enhanced and they feel phenomenal. And they are saline.
      You just need to go to a good surgeon and have some breast tissue to begin with.

  8. Rhialto

    Hm,Her boobs look different.

  9. Darth

    She has figured that out well.To wear dark shades from now on.

  10. She’s looking so gorgeous is this outfits.
    Teeth ID Pro

  11. ClassyDirtyChick

    They looked good from the side, maybe you could do some side fucking guys?

    But really, you want your girlfriend to have firm, sensitive little tittays, or wonk gap ‘feels like a rubber ball’ ones?

  12. Audrina Patridge
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    ummmm she looks good here … beach babe but ready for a good seeing to.

  13. Audrina Patridge
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    huuummmm the more I look the more I think she’s looking good..! almost makes me wanna go under the knife for some boob’ies……

    I Waaaaaaaant Wonk Booooooobs

  14. ClassyDirtyChick

    huuummmm the more I look the more I think she’s looking good..! almost makes me wanna go under the knife for some boob’ies……

    I Waaaaaaaant Wonk Booooooobs

  15. ClassyDirtyChick

    currently sobbing and rolling around on the floor.

    I can’t stop posting today, what’s wrong with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. joe francis

    big fat plastic fake tits, she’s kind of average

  17. Alli Watermelon

    Um…I like her bikini??? No, really..she has potential to be a really cute girl. Gain just a few pounds and have a re-do on her boobs. She’ll be good to go.

  18. lol

    maybe she’s gotten them redone? They look bigger. Still a plastic ceiling-eyed chipmunk to me, anyway.

  19. Me

    Did she always have fake tits? They didn’t look fake in those nude pictures a few years back. But now they look ridiculously fake. Why did she ruin them. What a dumb bitch. They were perfect before. Why do girls always overdo it on the fake tits. Don’t they know most guys like them natural.

    • Alli Watermelon

      I won’t make fun of you and say, “she’s had fake tits for a long time now. where have you been?” because actually, I’m more impressed you didn’t know. But yeah…she’s had a wonk boob job for a while now.

  20. Audrina Patridge
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    She is gorgeous but forget about her, who’s the dude? Yummy

  21. Audrina Patridge
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    She is Just incredible…thats it

  22. Audrina Patridge
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    @Sean Mike Fred
    the problem is, would she tap you?

  23. Audrina Patridge
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    indeed,agreed,proceed to smoke weed,never with a want,never with a need

  24. Audrina Patridge
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    WOW, she has that sunken crater between her breasts like Tori Spelling. Maybe the implants are to heavy for her small frame. I see a lawsuit in the making for this botched boob job.

  25. Jack Mehoff

    She is so hot and I would like to spray my goo in all of her holes.

  26. Audrina Patridge
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    bad boob job …
    very bad boob job & unfortunately has unattractive legs ..cankles …sorry

  27. Audrina Patridge
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    Great Tits???!!!
    are you insane buddy ?
    or 12 years old ..MUAHAHAAA
    ever touch one of them plastic things
    you could doublepark 2 cars between them things …
    didn’t think so …go play with your toy truck…

  28. Audrina Patridge
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  29. Audrina Patridge
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    Man, I ain’t seen THAT much plastic on one place since the Michel Jackson family reunion!

  30. Bored with life

    I’d tit fuck the shit out of her then blow all over her vacant face…

  31. Audrina Patridge
    one legged
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    she is the epic woman..
    very skinny arms and waist and bigger than normal breasts

  32. Wow. I’d go down on her in a second.
    I’d probably even lick her asshole and let her dook on me. That’s how hot she is.

  33. Carls JR is so desperate for business they use hooks and such a Paris Hilton. his people demeaning to women and arent like to buy a hamburger at false and serious about this.

  34. Audrina Patridge
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    she looks like she going to fall forward!!! lol but she pretty thou

  35. sarah

    She can’t go on vacation and just chill. She has to take pictures of herself and sell them!!!! what a famewhore!!!! Heaven forbid one of these reality stars stay out of the news for a week!!!!

  36. michele

    she looks gorgeous every woman should look like her gorgeous face and perfect bod

  37. Audrina Patridge
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    Damn! Are those giant ray fishes??? Careful with those tails, Audrina… they can go up places.

  38. caroline

    you’d think that audrina had enough money to invest in a better boob job. like…really. her doctor sucks.

  39. Audrina Patridge
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    hot as hell, but yea i dunno bout the space

  40. Billy Gunn

    I’d like to see her ass

  41. fritz

    serena williams & venus williams are a tie
    for the best bodies in a bikini

  42. Audrina Patridge
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    Horrible boob job…maybe that’s why she didn’t complete the package cause she still has the flat pancake butt.

  43. Audrina Patridge
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    Pic 5 is the best. Profile doesn’t show the wonk.

  44. Audrina Patridge
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    man i thought she was hot before, these girls need to stop going so big with these implants. but then who am i to complain, they are doing for “themselves”
    not for attention or anything.

  45. The title of this post is completely fitting.

  46. Audrina Patridge
    Bored with life
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    I’d like to hook up a car battery to her nipples…

  47. Audrina Patridge
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    A fake famewhore but…given the opportunity I’d be delighted to do very unsavory things with her. Why I don’t get the opportunity is one of life’s great unjustices.

  48. Audrina Patridge
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    something about that
    vacant look in her eyes…..

  49. Audrina Patridge
    i loled
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    the giant tits kinda ruin it but shes pretty

  50. Audrina Patridge
    Wannaf2ck you
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    I would have F2ck her so f2cking hard!!! My hard dick between her damn tits!!!!

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