Audrina Patridge Belongs in a Bikini

After awkwardly dry-humping your eyes with Sarah Silverman in a bathing suit earlier, it’s only fair I post someone who was (surgically) made to be in a bikini, so here’s Audrina Patridge in Bora Bora today with whoever she’s fucking this week. Granted, there’s a questionable spot between her breasts, try thinking of this whole process like buying produce at the supermarket: You can’t just stand there groping melons all day or they’ll arrest you and put your picture on the county website. (That woman’s chest looked exactly like a pair of Casabas. Under a shirt. I’m the victim here!)

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