- Michael C. Hall of Showtime’s Dexter is battling cancer. [PopEater]
- Jessica Simpson posts pics of Billy Corgan to her Twitter. I honestly thought this whole thing was a joke. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt has a sparkly vagina. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Hugh Hefner is down to only one girlfriend now which is the equivalent of a wounded animal finding a hiding to place to die. [Celebslam]
- Rihanna poses for W. [PopSugar]
- Mila Kunis is “Miss Midwinter Pick-Me-Up.” [Just Jared]
- Morgan Freeman gets his cougar on. [Bossip]
- Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter are “just friends” who have sex on top of diamonds. Nothing else. [The Blemish]
- Kate Gosselin is basically ripping off that show New York had on VH1. [ICYDK]
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sancho ponza | January 13, 2010 at 7:40 pm
first bitches!
peanut | January 13, 2010 at 7:41 pm
ugh….what happened?!!
Drundel | January 13, 2010 at 7:42 pm
Damn, what happened to her?!?!?
AnonymousError | January 13, 2010 at 7:44 pm
she used to be really cute and in shape and now she looks like a drag queen.
AnonymousError | January 13, 2010 at 7:44 pm
she used to be really cute and in shape and now she looks like a drag queen.
Val | January 13, 2010 at 7:47 pm
Ewww did she get fatter?? Is she pregnant or something?
Danielle | January 13, 2010 at 7:52 pm
Looks like Miley in 40yrs
Gaping Sop Hole | January 13, 2010 at 7:52 pm
Ew.
pimp | January 13, 2010 at 7:55 pm
i’d eat its ass…
nip | January 13, 2010 at 7:55 pm
well hello little nip peeking out to say HELLO!
way too much makeup.
AQUARIAN | January 13, 2010 at 8:03 pm
she looks like Miss Piggy in the first pic.
Dee | January 13, 2010 at 8:06 pm
My god, what the hell happened?
Juliet | January 13, 2010 at 8:28 pm
ugh… monster
Boo you | January 13, 2010 at 8:28 pm
She’s a skank. She looks used. Check your nipples before you leave the house.. gheeshhhhhhhh
Anon | January 13, 2010 at 8:34 pm
She looks like a potato wearing makeup.
JeremiahStanfieldTheThird | January 13, 2010 at 8:48 pm
“- Morgan Freeman gets his cougar on. [Bossip]”
How the fuck is that woman a cougar if she’s dating a seventy year old man?
Sweekes | January 13, 2010 at 9:00 pm
I name thee Beefer.
Nameless | January 13, 2010 at 9:21 pm
Does look like a future version of Miley. LOL
Bob | January 13, 2010 at 9:24 pm
Looks more like a future Hayden Panettiere than Miley
pr0n reference | January 13, 2010 at 9:37 pm
This is “black dicks white chicks” material right here
Rachell | January 13, 2010 at 9:40 pm
This is the first time I’ve seen someone look like the Michelin man whilst wearing Herve Leger.
me again | January 13, 2010 at 9:48 pm
what a desperate fool. Yuck, cover those things up.
Kat | January 13, 2010 at 9:50 pm
#20 I was thinking the same thing, damn you beat me to it. LOL
Kat | January 13, 2010 at 9:51 pm
#20 I was thinking the same thing, damn you beat me to it. LOL
good god! | January 13, 2010 at 9:58 pm
normally i don’t say things like this or bother with the negative – but good god, she is FAT.
also, i think those boobies are an illusion. i think the bottom is stuffed…its like all lumpy and i am pretty sure if we can see the nip where it is, its all pushed up. they maybe big, but not big on a BIG girl.
Roughgasm | January 13, 2010 at 10:01 pm
*Dayyyyyyy-O Aubrey Oday-OOOOO wont you show me that big fat heiny*
JamesToselandisaLoser | January 13, 2010 at 10:20 pm
FAT!!!!
JC | January 13, 2010 at 10:24 pm
kinda looks like bigger Stephanie Pratt
uhhh . . . | January 13, 2010 at 10:25 pm
#17 – Sweekes
LMAO! That fuckin killed me!
Anon | January 13, 2010 at 10:25 pm
She can’t be a future Hayden P. No way could flat, man-chest Hayden grow tits like that even with a 100lbs weight gain.
moe reet | January 13, 2010 at 10:58 pm
she’s even more zaftig than she used to be. niiiiice…….
kelly | January 13, 2010 at 11:07 pm
not gonna lie, she’d probably look damn good if that dress was a size or two bigger
Krys | January 14, 2010 at 1:09 am
Yeah, there’s no way Hayden would ever look like this.
Even with her man tits, she could never be as unattractive as this fat slob.
xxx tubes | January 14, 2010 at 1:42 am
no clue who she is but shes pretty hot!
Narcissist | January 14, 2010 at 1:47 am
Aubrey looking very late thirty-ish here.
TWHITE | January 14, 2010 at 2:39 am
that bitch’s face looks busted. who the fuck is she?
Rex | January 14, 2010 at 2:42 am
I do not know who this whore is but I love the curves.
HSDPAFX01'S Blog | January 14, 2010 at 2:52 am
very fat
Hollin Sue Cullen | January 14, 2010 at 3:07 am
Saw her in the mall at Planet Hollywood. She’s very, very short and tiny in person. Her hair is very short too, so she’s obviously sporting a wig or lots of extensions. Dressed down in sweats she looks like a dirty Olsen twin.
keijo | January 14, 2010 at 4:50 am
wtf
bmose | January 14, 2010 at 6:54 am
I’d give my left nut to be Home Alone with Mila!
booboo | January 14, 2010 at 6:55 am
She is too fat for the dress which is why her boobs look like they are suffocated and popping out at the sides, disgusting!
kerri | January 14, 2010 at 8:06 am
I thought Billy Corgan LEFT the music industry because of pop artists like her. Wasn’t that what happened? Correct me if I’m wrong but I thought I read that a few years ago and now he’s banging one of the most embarrassing of the bunch (besides Britney). Hello? Billy? Earth to Billy! This has got to be a joke, no??
Richport's Ghost | January 14, 2010 at 9:27 am
I can’t believe I didn’t nail this chick when I had the chance. Yes, she was drunk.
meet | January 14, 2010 at 9:27 am
I found a HOTTEST club —–” R i c h m e e t i n g.C o m”—– for black Women and white Men, or black Men and white Women, to interact with each other. Interracial is not a problem here, but a great merit to cherish!
meet | January 14, 2010 at 9:27 am
I found a HOTTEST club —–” R i c h m e e t i n g.C o m”—– for black Women and white Men, or black Men and white Women, to interact with each other. Interracial is not a problem here, but a great merit to cherish!
wert | January 14, 2010 at 9:30 am
I found a HOTTEST club —–” R i c h m e e t i n g.C o m”—– for black Women and white Men, or black Men and white Women, to interact with each other. Interracial is not a problem here, but a great merit to cherish!
arealcad | January 14, 2010 at 9:39 am
That’s 5 pounds of cottage cheese stuffed into a one pound container.
Vinnie the Chin | January 14, 2010 at 10:08 am
She’s looking thicker but that’s just more cushion for the pushing.
Racer X | January 14, 2010 at 10:08 am
#20 I lol’d, so true! I’d hit that like it’s no tomorrow.
/fo reals