At first I didn’t recognize Danity Kane’s Aubrey O’Day without Kim Kardashian’s ass in her face. Then I didn’t recognize her even more because it took me about 12 hours to look at her face. I was, uh, admiring her jeans. So, yeah, basically, what I’m getting at is after a long day of deep, intellectual discussion on race, reuniting with our old friend Britney and tackling the injustices of pregnancy, there’s nothing like a set of visible nipples to bring us all together. Group hug!
NOTE: Uncensored pics are LSFW for the obvious reasons.
Photos: Splash News
































mcbeef | April 17, 2008 at 5:27 pm
titty fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck
titty fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck
first?
hahaha | April 17, 2008 at 5:27 pm
who needs bras
anon | April 17, 2008 at 5:28 pm
first!
Jewel | April 17, 2008 at 5:28 pm
FUCK YOU MCBEEF
Karen Walker | April 17, 2008 at 5:28 pm
I second that, McBeef!!
Karen Walker | April 17, 2008 at 5:32 pm
#2 Me
Karen Walker | April 17, 2008 at 5:34 pm
On the left is where I keep my hundreds, on the right is my braflask
hahaha | April 17, 2008 at 5:34 pm
@6 LOL
karan malhotra | April 17, 2008 at 5:36 pm
shes slamming
sportsdvl | April 17, 2008 at 5:38 pm
No idea who this chick is but…..great rack!
Alex | April 17, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Ugh, this is why I can never buy expensive jeans! That yolk is so unflattering. It makes her ass look saggy. Girls pay attention, you want a yolk that’s either like that but inverted or heart-shaped (ideally pocketless) for a perky rear. There are very few expensive jeans that offer something like that because they’re designed by people who have little desire to flatter the female figure. Think about that the next time you shell out hundreds of bucks for unflattering clothes.
Jimbo | April 17, 2008 at 5:42 pm
mmmm….looks just like my daughter’s nipples…mmmmm
Rip Van Winkle | April 17, 2008 at 5:43 pm
the things i’d do for that T & A…………………….i’d never come up for air!
SUPERFICIAL SPAM HATER | April 17, 2008 at 5:47 pm
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Ted from LA | April 17, 2008 at 5:53 pm
One of my favorite looks. Bras are overrated. Ted from LA likes the natural look. Client #9 would pay big money for a night with this bimbo.
grobpilot | April 17, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Great titties. I wonder if there is a surgical procedure she can get that will reduce those “Village of the Damned” eyeballs? Fuckin’ scary.
Jimmy from Seinfeld | April 17, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Jimmy likes this look too.
Hank | April 17, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Given the spam writing, I think we should complain to Anticrown.
http://persik.at.ua/ | April 17, 2008 at 6:06 pm
;-)))
Alex | April 17, 2008 at 6:11 pm
14 They could make us type in some of those annoying scrambled number things, but I think these spammers are actually people. What do you want Anticlown Media to do about? What is your solution?
Crooked | April 17, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Dude–her nipples are totally pointing in weird directions. Has she had a boob job?
SUPERFICIAL SPAM HATER | April 17, 2008 at 6:20 pm
#20 – a tax on rice. Do that, and all of the spam writers will leave the country.
booboo | April 17, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Hot, Hot…I love her
Ash | April 17, 2008 at 6:23 pm
And this is exactly why a woman should be president… except one that doesn’t look like the muppet Animal, breasts v. terrorism! hiyo!
Ted from LA | April 17, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Alright Fish, now you’re really starting to piss me off. Who is the prude who decided to place red stars over her nipples. They’re not even exposed you dumb fuck.
Dick Bush | April 17, 2008 at 6:28 pm
I need a cowgirl ride and pop one of those berries in my mouth.
YEOW. Dunno why, but she makes me stiff.
tony ton | April 17, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Finally some nipps!!!!!!! its been a while
monkeyfightclub | April 17, 2008 at 6:34 pm
clone her please
Jude | April 17, 2008 at 6:38 pm
A bleach blonde whore with fake tits…there’s something you don’t see every day. Oh wait, it is.
me | April 17, 2008 at 7:08 pm
who is that? why is she famous? homemade porn?
CunningLinguist | April 17, 2008 at 7:10 pm
#11 – It’s YOKE, not YOLK. Yolks are in eggs, dumbass. Also, what woman actually thinks jeans without butt pockets are flattering???
Karen Walker | April 17, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Yeah!!!! Everybody knows that jeans without butt pockets are not only unflattering, but have no place for buttpocketflask!!
Quinn | April 17, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Tiny beautiful nipples!!!
CJ | April 17, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Face it boys…real ones droop and then get tons of insults…you guys are stuck with the artificially filled ones until you learn to truly appreciate nature’s best!!!
oy vey` | April 17, 2008 at 7:52 pm
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Brad | April 17, 2008 at 8:00 pm
I’d do ‘er.
jeff | April 17, 2008 at 8:14 pm
sean combs is a lucky man!
Derrick | April 17, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Her nipples are not even level… What a shitty boob job!!!
Frank Rizzo | April 17, 2008 at 8:20 pm
God I would give her the greatest 15 seconds of her life… after I microwaved her a couple pop-tarts and we shared in the brown-sugary goodness, we would cuddle on my Power Rangers blanket and watch my favorite episodes of Dharma and Greg.
Ted from LA | April 17, 2008 at 8:28 pm
#40,
Nicely played. You too #17.
Ted from LA | April 17, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Do you know what this woman and Mini Mouse have in common?
Ted from LA | April 17, 2008 at 8:30 pm
They’re both fuckin’ Goofy.
rouge | April 17, 2008 at 8:59 pm
LOL at # 17.
i judge you when you use poor grammar | April 17, 2008 at 9:16 pm
# 31…you took the words right out my mouth!!
Alex | April 17, 2008 at 9:16 pm
31, You sound like a really angry and frustrated person. Thanks for the grammar tip, though. Personally, I don’t think it really matters considering you got what I was trying to say. But I guess if you need to make a big deal out of people’s mistakes on a website to make up for your inferiority complex or whatever it is, feel free.
But to answer your question…The ones who like jeans to lift their butts and make them look sexy. Duh. I’ve seen pocketless Brazillian-style jeans work miracles on people. I guess that goes against American fashion: paying a lot of money for the most unflattering clothing I have ever laid eyes on.
I think one of the few celebs that actually considers fit and body type when they buy clothing is Kim Kardashian. She should give her friend some tips.
WILL | April 17, 2008 at 9:58 pm
FUCKING…..DIE…..SPAMMERS…….
ldsqtbea | April 17, 2008 at 10:58 pm
she is so pretty :-D i like her
Mike | April 17, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Diddy prob slammed her
lambman | April 18, 2008 at 12:35 am
I like Aubrey she was the only one on Making the Band I didn’t want to murder, but what the hell is up with those scary ass contacts?
L | April 18, 2008 at 12:56 am
Are you aware you’ve already posted something about this?