Aubrey O’Day & Kanye West? Okay, sure
Former Danity Kane member Aubrey O’Day is claiming she made out with Kanye West at a New York City nightclub, according to Page Six:
We’re told the duo were recently at 1Oak making out. “Either they actually kissed, or Aubrey was just telling people they kissed,” said our source. The buxom “Hairspray” star made headlines recently when she was kicked out of her MTV band, Danity Kane, and then romantically linked to Donnie Wahlberg.
Considering Aubrey pretended to be a lesbian not too long ago, I’m going to go out on a limb and say this story is bullshit. I doubt Kanye West is out there picking up Diddy’s throwaways. However, I can see Donnie Wahlberg and Aubrey hooking up. Not literally, of course, because then I’d have to light my face on fire, but in my head – where I may or may not have replaced Donnie with Mila Kunis covered in marmalade. (I did.) On that note, excuse me while I close my eyes and forget that people can still hear me: “Alright, Aubrey, you be the toast. Wheat; no crust. GO!”