Aubrey O’Day is the most talented member of Danity Kane

September 17th, 2008 // 100 Comments

Aubrey O’Day of Danity Kane and MTV’s Making the Band is featured in the latest issue of Complex where she covered a wide array of topics including sex during your period and masturbating to Jenna Jameson. I guess Aubrey has the same publicist as Megan Fox. Who knew?:

On getting hit on in the clubs:
Aubrey O’Day: I think urban guys look at me and are like, “Here’s the white girl I’m gonna fuck.” Like, I met a famous basketball player the other night. Who? What team? Aubrey O’Day: I can’t, he’s too big. And, like, married.

On her image as the “bad girl”:
Aubrey O’Day: If I have to be ridiculed and called a whore and the party animal and the dumb girl for the rest of my career, I’m OK with that. Because I love who I am. You’re going to have to interpret me however you’re going to interpret me.

On talking about sex during your period with Jenna Jameson:
Aubrey O’Day: Jenna and I never even talk about porn. I think one time Jenna and I had a conversation about having sex on your period. Oh, running a red light? Aubrey O’Day: Yeah. There was some new guy I was dating, and it was the first time we were going to go there, and he was weird about it. So I ask Jenna for advice and she’s like, “Honey, it’s just a little war paint, who cares?”

On watching porn starring Jenna:
Aubrey O’Day: I watched her before she was my BFF, I don’t watch her anymore. I was actually masturbating one night to, like, Anal Sex Compilation #3 or whatever, and she was in it and I was like, “Oh no!” I had to turn it off. It was horrible.

Oh my, what scandalous stuff. But, seriously, where the hell are her nipples? In some of these shots it’s anatomically impossible for them not to be present unless she lived underneath power lines. I even “Peeled Off Aubrey’s Tape” and what I found was an affront to God and nature. It’s like going to a strip club and just when you’re about to see a nip, you die of cancer. Too far?

Thanks to Joe who claims to have a treasure map leading to Aubrey’s nipples. I’ll fire up the jet.

Photos: Complex
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  1. poo

    first nigga

  2. dino

    Second Bitch

  3. Wow, I’d take her body, but not her head. Yes that’s right. I decapitate people in their sleep. Don’t forget that XYZ!!

  4. meowowow gross

  5. Hella

    WHO?? WHAT ON HELL IS THAT!!!! SO CHEAP!!!! SOMEBODY PLS TELL HER TO STOP!!! ENOUGH ALREADY!!!! I MEAN WE HAVE HEIDE ISNOT THAT ENOUGH!!! HOW MANY HORES CAN WE TAKE!!!!!! LORD HAVE MERCY ON US!!!!! I AM STLL GOOD I AM NOT A HOE !!!!!

  6. Hella

    WHO?? WHAT ON HELL IS THAT!!!! SO CHEAP!!!! SOMEBODY PLS TELL HER TO STOP!!! ENOUGH ALREADY!!!! I MEAN WE HAVE HEIDE ISNOT THAT ENOUGH!!! HOW MANY HORES CAN WE TAKE!!!!!! LORD HAVE MERCY ON US!!!!! I AM STLL GOOD I AM NOT A HOE !!!!!

  7. I suppose talent has nothing to do with music anymore does it?

    http://www.cupidincorporated.com for all y’all superficial effers!

  8. Brandon

    She looks like a dirty, abused crack whore in basically all of these pictures, but I gotta say I’d still fuck her and those implants.

  9. Party

    Gees, isn’t she only twenty something? Her face looks so OLD

  10. Dick Bush

    She LOOKS like a Jenna clone.

    Now get a cock in that throat honey.

  11. stizzef

    What happened to this chick? She doesn’t look like such a whore in the older posts about her. She’s grody.

  12. Thanks for telling me there is a new post FRIST.

    This works head and all..

  13. Jordan Catalano

    Aubrey is a dirty, filthy, disgusting whore–that this “urban guy” would just LOVE to fuck like the animal she is, crimson wave or not. Hard. and a LOT. She really needs to do porn. God, that would be so nasty. And amazing!!!

  14. meee

    dude….gross.

  15. minniememe

    um….. yeah. her face confuses my penis. her body confuses my mind. i thought it was britney at first from the neck down.

    War paint? What a cross that must be to bear. She ranks right up there with Jesus. And by Jesus, I mean our gardner. He’s hell with a leaf blower but as homely as apple pie and not nearly as fuckworthy.

  16. busted ass bitch

    cocaine is a hell of a drug. she looks NOTHING like the girl who was on that show MTB two years ago.

  17. cdawg

    who the fuck is this chick? those look like homemade myspace pics.

    she’s only 3 years older than me and she’s aging like a haaaaaag.

  18. it's me Fuckers!

    fuckin amazing body on her. She needs a bag over her head though… make it plastic just to be safe

  19. Jupiter Girl

    Stop HatinG, she loox g00d. HOWEVER, she is in a music group called Danity Kane…did she 4get that? Could she be anymore desperate for the attention she already gets??? I’m thinking this chick wants a S0L0 career..i give it one more album with DK.

  20. Sorry, Jimbo, you are usually 2 steps ahead of me!!

  21. Hella needs her meds and a dictionary..

  22. Thank god you finally started posting women with more class than that Kate Hudson skank.

    and NO, im not being sarcastic or facetious. The only good thing she ever did was play Penny Lane and have a future ROCK GOD son with Chris Robinson.

  23. annie

    if i had a body like that i would walk around half naked too
    not so big on those tits though
    they look a lil too fake for my taste..

  24. Is it happy hour yet?

  25. @23, and a CAPS LOCK KEY that doesn’t work

  26. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEY LOOK MYCAPSLOCK KEY BROKE TOO!!!!!!

    And Jimbo…it’s been Happy DAY for me!!

  27. @25, How often do you walk around half naked? They are not fake on the outside.

  28. #24 Mike, you never saw the Cisco Adler post on here??? It shows him naked with 4 foot long balls . look it up!!!

  29. How do you have 4 foot long balls? I would trip over them

  30. You remember Jimbo!!!!!

  31. Kelley

    Another bleached blonde airhead with big plastic tits; yes, we need another one of those. Yeah.

  32. click on that nsfw…btw…

  33. I don’t have 4 foot balls. I have a 4 foot wanker and I am very careful to keep it tucked in so I do not trip over it..

  34. Erica Lew.

    God..holy fuck what is THAT?

  35. What are you talking about??

  36. Liz

    Don’t do drugs, kids.

  37. Racer X

    WIN.

    /Whoa! I’ll be in my masturbatorium.

  38. 10pound

    I want to cut off her head and fuck the wound….like a blowjob in reverse.

  39. Come-Honor-Face

    I’d call this girl a whore, but it would be an insult to whores

  40. Stef

    what has happened to her?? agree w/ #17!

  41. V.

    She’s looking like a used up porn star here. I’m all for sexy pictures, but these just look trashy.

  42. jo

    She needs to go on a health retreat

  43. yourmom

    man she looks like a whole basketball team ran through her, not just one…oh and nice pair of dsl’s, how much did those cost?

  44. little filthy whore. hard-on all thru it except for the black guy (just the last one ) who fucked her whatsoever :)

    http://theoldarcade.blogspot.com

  45. dude_on

    I think she spun it so that the joke is on us if we think she is a dumb party whore. This one is ahead of the curve.

  46. the troof

    who da hell is she with the worn out face and balloon tits?

  47. noneyobeezwax

    sorry, but i love it. that’s the type of woman that let’s you try all the shit that your girl won’t let you do to her. and i bet she loves all of it. that would be some angry, mean, mean sex. somebody better have a first aid kit around.

  48. “hat’s the type of woman that let’s you try all the shit that your girl won’t let you do to her.” I once dated a stripper, charged me after dates though.

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