Because poise and sophistication are her middle name, Aubrey O’Day walked around Fashion Week last night holding a copy of Playboy with herself on the cover. At this point, she might as well strip naked and pull Faberge eggs out of her vagina because, hey, why stop the classy train now? Choo choo!
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Sheva | February 17, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Gee, more humongous fake breasts, blech!
Shallow Val | February 17, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Let’s be realistic now. A faberge egg doesn’t stand a chance in that cavernous cesspool of a vagina.
Liz | February 17, 2009 at 5:10 pm
ugh her boobs are all veiny and shit. it’s like they are dying on her chest.
Alec Baldwin | February 17, 2009 at 5:12 pm
I would hit.
Ted from L | February 17, 2009 at 5:13 pm
She looks pretty good for a slob.
lisa | February 17, 2009 at 5:14 pm
eew. just. eew.
chirs | February 17, 2009 at 5:14 pm
if she poised in playboy, then she must have plastic tits
anthonyOA | February 17, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Her tits have enough veins to make a heroin addict blush.
Joline | February 17, 2009 at 5:16 pm
She is hot and sexy. She even uploaded her private sexy photos and videos at the millionaire & celebrity dating club
____MillionaireLoving. C O M____. She has a personal account there. She drives lots of guys crazy.
havoc | February 17, 2009 at 5:17 pm
If I could just introduce my main vein to her veins, then we’d have something….
.
Some Girl | February 17, 2009 at 5:19 pm
I remember the first season of Making The Band with Aubrey. She was tiny, had cute boobs, semi-natural looking hair, non-duck lips… I thought she was gorgeous. She also seemed like a pretty normal girl. What in the hell happened? When did she become such a low-class tramp? I mean, this is just so sad and disgusting. She is just so sad and disgusting.
Some Girl | February 17, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Back when she was cute…. and now.
I make clothing (some) people wear | February 17, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Aubrey O’Who?
Kelley | February 17, 2009 at 5:34 pm
First, Aubrey is a boy’s name … plastic tits, bleached hair, slug lips … close-set eyes signify deceitfulness … don’t find her the least bit attractive at all.
Mia | February 17, 2009 at 5:39 pm
I think she looks great and obviously she doesn’t need P Dinky or Danity Kane to shine! Way to Go!!
poi | February 17, 2009 at 5:42 pm
You’re missing the point. She’s carrying around that Photoshop wonderland of a cover so that people know who she is. Who would realize that’s the same person?
PunkA | February 17, 2009 at 5:48 pm
TICK-TOCK. TICK-TOCK.
Time’s up…..time for the fat beast to step away from the spotlight.
Deacon Jones | February 17, 2009 at 6:00 pm
hmm. Daddy issues?
She reminds me of the girls that star in the 20 guy facials pornos I jerk off to.
Hank Warthmort | February 17, 2009 at 6:17 pm
She is so ugly, I hate her thin lips and small boobs
Fati | February 17, 2009 at 6:32 pm
she has disgusting veiny boobs. i understand that that shit happens to women, but no reason to show it to everyone, if you don’t want someone like me to puke all over your breasts.
Delgo | February 17, 2009 at 6:47 pm
I still <3 veiny breasts.
Lain | February 17, 2009 at 6:59 pm
If you see the Playboy pics, the tits are obviously fake. They couldn’t airbrush those?!
misjade | February 17, 2009 at 7:02 pm
To #11: That was before she met Jenna Jameson. Now they are bffs and look pretty much just alike.
X | February 17, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Did she walk around with a copy of it all night or did someone hand her a copy, ask her to sign it, then took a picture, at which point she handed it back to the guy and went about her evening ( without carrying around a copy all night )?
I’d bet the latter.
kate | February 17, 2009 at 7:49 pm
hahahahahaha, a sexy woman want to find a sexy man to date. She put her profile and blogs on ****sugarmingle. c om****. I really want to ask whether she found her soulmate there. She puts so many hot pics there.
Wendy | February 17, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Why in the heck dothese skanks where dresses that are too small for their fake boobs? VOMIT.
Wendy's Boyfriend | February 17, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Because I love it, babe.
Delgo | February 17, 2009 at 10:09 pm
Haters.
There.
I said it.
Repentant Sinner | February 17, 2009 at 10:51 pm
FAKE!!! it’s a total photoshop job. You can tell ’cause my penis isn’t in her mouth.
Delgo | February 17, 2009 at 10:57 pm
I disagree, Repentant Sinner.
Perhaps Adobe ImageReady, but not Photoshop.
stoplookingatme | February 17, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Why buy the playboy when you can see the nips for free? Or at least the areolas (areoli?), especially in pics 1 & 6. And I wasn’t even looking for it…
gerard Vandenberg | February 17, 2009 at 11:32 pm
An example for america, folks:
…………………………………………………….NOT DONE!!
Delgo's Mom | February 17, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Moron.
There.
I had you and let you live anyway.
nastyjay | February 18, 2009 at 12:07 am
hey look at me! im a big kid now…
lawrece | February 18, 2009 at 12:37 am
What a hot model!She looks like a member of richromances.com where some hollywood celebrities and supermodels are seeking for love. She is on
her way to romances now?
S | February 18, 2009 at 12:41 am
That first picture is so fucking flattering
Mom can I grow up to be just like her?
where I give up all my god given talent
to frolic about playboy covers
and get surgery so i look more and more like jenna jameson?
gee thanks society
S | February 18, 2009 at 12:41 am
That first picture is so fucking flattering
Mom can I grow up to be just like her?
where I give up all my god given talent
to frolic about playboy covers
and get surgery so i look more and more like jenna jameson?
gee thanks society
Delgo | February 18, 2009 at 1:24 am
You had me and let me live anyway.
There.
I said it.
Justin Moore-Brown | February 18, 2009 at 1:25 am
I’m not sure what’s worse, the HUGE veins in her breasts or the look on her face as if she just had a stroke.
Like Jenna Jameson meets Dick Clark……..too soon?
Delgo's Mom | February 18, 2009 at 2:08 am
I should have given you away and kept the parrot.
He wasn’t original either and he looked better and ate less.
There.
I said it.
muhnamuhna doodoodadoodoo | February 18, 2009 at 2:43 am
ick…what is that?
lucy | February 18, 2009 at 2:48 am
She is so lovely, and I saw her profile on
____Millionaireromances com_____,she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.
lucy | February 18, 2009 at 2:49 am
She is so lovely, and I saw her profile on
____Millionaireromances com_____,she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.
Lowlands | February 18, 2009 at 6:17 am
So? What’s her message?
Darth | February 18, 2009 at 6:26 am
She probably want to prove she can write although it’s in kid’s crayon hand writing.
Sauron | February 18, 2009 at 6:34 am
#44 *Most sweet voice* Do you know who’s turn it is to get us lunch today? I want half a cow,medium done.And six cases of ginger beer.
RichPort's Ghost | February 18, 2009 at 9:05 am
Wonky eyes, wonky tits… meh…
andy | February 18, 2009 at 9:10 am
What happen with this girl? She looks exactly like Jenna Jameson.
Her pictures in Playboy are so re touch.
marie e. | February 18, 2009 at 10:23 am
she looks like a trashy version of allyson hannigan-the flute chick from American Pie and How to meet your mother. Just put some ginormous implants and bleached blonde extentions on Allyson and poof! theres Audrey O’Day
Delgo | February 18, 2009 at 10:38 am
Mom.
Try to get some sleep.
Its no wonder Dad left you.