Aubrey O’Day is classy

February 17th, 2009 // 61 Comments

Because poise and sophistication are her middle name, Aubrey O’Day walked around Fashion Week last night holding a copy of Playboy with herself on the cover. At this point, she might as well strip naked and pull Faberge eggs out of her vagina because, hey, why stop the classy train now? Choo choo!

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  1. Sheva

    Gee, more humongous fake breasts, blech!

  2. Shallow Val

    Let’s be realistic now. A faberge egg doesn’t stand a chance in that cavernous cesspool of a vagina.

  3. Liz

    ugh her boobs are all veiny and shit. it’s like they are dying on her chest.

  4. Alec Baldwin

    I would hit.

  5. Ted from L

    She looks pretty good for a slob.

  6. lisa

    eew. just. eew.

  7. chirs

    if she poised in playboy, then she must have plastic tits

  8. Her tits have enough veins to make a heroin addict blush.

  9. Joline

    She is hot and sexy. She even uploaded her private sexy photos and videos at the millionaire & celebrity dating club
    ____MillionaireLoving. C O M____. She has a personal account there. She drives lots of guys crazy.

  10. havoc

    If I could just introduce my main vein to her veins, then we’d have something….

    .

  11. Some Girl

    I remember the first season of Making The Band with Aubrey. She was tiny, had cute boobs, semi-natural looking hair, non-duck lips… I thought she was gorgeous. She also seemed like a pretty normal girl. What in the hell happened? When did she become such a low-class tramp? I mean, this is just so sad and disgusting. She is just so sad and disgusting.

  12. Back when she was cute…. and now.

  13. Kelley

    First, Aubrey is a boy’s name … plastic tits, bleached hair, slug lips … close-set eyes signify deceitfulness … don’t find her the least bit attractive at all.

  14. Mia

    I think she looks great and obviously she doesn’t need P Dinky or Danity Kane to shine! Way to Go!!

  15. poi

    You’re missing the point. She’s carrying around that Photoshop wonderland of a cover so that people know who she is. Who would realize that’s the same person?

  16. PunkA

    TICK-TOCK. TICK-TOCK.

    Time’s up…..time for the fat beast to step away from the spotlight.

  17. Deacon Jones

    hmm. Daddy issues?

    She reminds me of the girls that star in the 20 guy facials pornos I jerk off to.

  18. Hank Warthmort

    She is so ugly, I hate her thin lips and small boobs

  19. Fati

    she has disgusting veiny boobs. i understand that that shit happens to women, but no reason to show it to everyone, if you don’t want someone like me to puke all over your breasts.

  20. Delgo

    I still <3 veiny breasts.

  21. Lain

    If you see the Playboy pics, the tits are obviously fake. They couldn’t airbrush those?!

  22. misjade

    To #11: That was before she met Jenna Jameson. Now they are bffs and look pretty much just alike.

  23. X

    Did she walk around with a copy of it all night or did someone hand her a copy, ask her to sign it, then took a picture, at which point she handed it back to the guy and went about her evening ( without carrying around a copy all night )?

    I’d bet the latter.

  24. kate

    hahahahahaha, a sexy woman want to find a sexy man to date. She put her profile and blogs on ****sugarmingle. c om****. I really want to ask whether she found her soulmate there. She puts so many hot pics there.

  25. Wendy

    Why in the heck dothese skanks where dresses that are too small for their fake boobs? VOMIT.

  26. Wendy's Boyfriend

    Because I love it, babe.

  27. Delgo

    Haters.
    There.

    I said it.

  28. Repentant Sinner

    FAKE!!! it’s a total photoshop job. You can tell ’cause my penis isn’t in her mouth.

  29. Delgo

    I disagree, Repentant Sinner.
    Perhaps Adobe ImageReady, but not Photoshop.

  30. stoplookingatme

    Why buy the playboy when you can see the nips for free? Or at least the areolas (areoli?), especially in pics 1 & 6. And I wasn’t even looking for it…

  31. An example for america, folks:
    …………………………………………………….NOT DONE!!

  32. Delgo's Mom

    Moron.
    There.

    I had you and let you live anyway.

  33. nastyjay

    hey look at me! im a big kid now…

  34. lawrece

    What a hot model!She looks like a member of richromances.com where some hollywood celebrities and supermodels are seeking for love. She is on
    her way to romances now?

  35. S

    That first picture is so fucking flattering
    Mom can I grow up to be just like her?
    where I give up all my god given talent
    to frolic about playboy covers
    and get surgery so i look more and more like jenna jameson?

    gee thanks society

  36. S

    That first picture is so fucking flattering
    Mom can I grow up to be just like her?
    where I give up all my god given talent
    to frolic about playboy covers
    and get surgery so i look more and more like jenna jameson?

    gee thanks society

  37. Delgo

    You had me and let me live anyway.

    There.
    I said it.

  38. I’m not sure what’s worse, the HUGE veins in her breasts or the look on her face as if she just had a stroke.

    Like Jenna Jameson meets Dick Clark……..too soon?

  39. Delgo's Mom

    I should have given you away and kept the parrot.
    He wasn’t original either and he looked better and ate less.

    There.
    I said it.

  40. muhnamuhna doodoodadoodoo

    ick…what is that?

  41. lucy

    She is so lovely, and I saw her profile on
    ____Millionaireromances com_____,she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.

  42. lucy

    She is so lovely, and I saw her profile on
    ____Millionaireromances com_____,she is welcomed by a lot of rich singles and celebs here. I also met many Classy Women, hot rich guys,also nice wealthy admirers. so I feel so happy.

  43. Lowlands

    So? What’s her message?

  44. Darth

    She probably want to prove she can write although it’s in kid’s crayon hand writing.

  45. Sauron

    #44 *Most sweet voice* Do you know who’s turn it is to get us lunch today? I want half a cow,medium done.And six cases of ginger beer.

  46. Wonky eyes, wonky tits… meh…

  47. andy

    What happen with this girl? She looks exactly like Jenna Jameson.
    Her pictures in Playboy are so re touch.

  48. marie e.

    she looks like a trashy version of allyson hannigan-the flute chick from American Pie and How to meet your mother. Just put some ginormous implants and bleached blonde extentions on Allyson and poof! theres Audrey O’Day

  49. Delgo

    Mom.
    Try to get some sleep.

    Its no wonder Dad left you.

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