Aubrey O’Day in Maxim and other news

November 10th, 2009 // 51 Comments

- Pamela Anderson will only allow photographers to use a “ring flash” when taking her pictures because it’ll mask her imperfections. Starting when? Now? Because it’s not working. [Lainey Gossip]

- Tracy Morgan’s stand-up routine “too raunchy” for fans. [PopEater]

- Tila Tequila has officially cursed the Yankees. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Taylor Lautner talks about beefing up to be replaced by a CGI wolf. [Just Jared]

- Rihanna turns down free champagne from Braylon Edwards. [Celebslam]

- Ed Westwick lets dudes kiss his nipples at weddings. [The Blemish]

- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart caught holding hands. Alert the president! [ICYDK]

- Anna Paquin does Long Island. [Splash News]

- Fergie’s admits she talked to a therapist about Josh Duhamel allegedly cheating on her. The words “My penis scares him” were probably said a lot. [Wonderwall]

Photos: Maxim
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  1. johny

    first?

  2. johny

    first?

  3. Delgo

    tice nits.

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  5. beth

    3 & 4 are so unflattering. funny.

  6. A

    TURN OFF, MY DICK WENT FROM HARD TO SLOPPY

  7. rated R for Rough

    Is this ass good ass it gets, where’s her best feature?

  8. D

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  9. chick

    In #7 she looks like a good looking version of Paris Hilton

  10. missymiss

    wow this bitch cannot get nastier. shes so fake and famous for what? her and her clique ditched her a long time ago… wtf fish post something worth while!

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  12. lola

    How can something this slutty be a turn off?

  13. Noneofyourbusiness

    She has such a vacant look in her eyes. Is she high? But the real question is, does anyone care who she is? As a matter of fact can anyone tell me who she is because that would be helpful in making fun of her trout lips.

  14. -nads-

    omg, this has got to be the first in Maxim photoshoot history that no matter how good the photographer and no matter how much airbrushing – it still looks BAD!

  15. Jus sayin'

    She is somewhat ugsome. Poor girl.

  16. Some Girl

    Blech, she (he?) looks awful. It’s a shame too, because she used to be cute and normal-looking.
    http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/aubrey-oday-my-space-photo.jpg

  17. peckerhead

    She is absolutely fuckable, but why do I have this urge to just smash her in the face, in the area right above her nose?

  18. cheadles

    Hi internet,

    I’m desperate for attention. Will one of you with a sex tape with me please release it so I can have my 15 minutes?

    Kthanxbye.

    Best Regards,
    Aubrey O’Day

  19. Nik

    White people just dont like….fatties.

    I bet shes hot to black dudes.

  20. Nik

    White people just dont like….fatties.

    I bet shes hot to black dudes.

  21. After Diddy put it in the butt she was never the same again.

  22. Intermino

    She looks disgusting! What happened to her? She looks like Shauna Sand with those fake tits and lips, at least TRY to look natural.

  23. Tila is one of those Asian girls who, because of her ethnicity (exotic in the suburbs) got guys way above herself just so they can say they had an Asian girl or guys who have an Asian fetish. The tragedy for these girls is when they visit Las Vegas or NYC and realize they are a dime a dozen & unless they are outstandlingly beautiful get hit hard with the hammer when guys go for their big breasted, blond and light eyed friends. Especially at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel.

  24. Nice work guys!
    this is just Amazing!
    Thanks

  25. confused

    ewww…this is what they put in maxim? =/

  26. she tries way too hard to be sexy and it has the opposite effect… sex appeal is supposed to be natural and elusive but with her it’s so contrived. i hate her body but these pics are better than usual. i like the last pic on page 2.

  27. Heads up, ugly, homely Asian girls. You’re a dime a dozen and can’t make it in your Southern California town but it was different when you visited NY & Chicago. Those days are gone, dragon girls. Ha! Ha! Only your stupid (asian fetish) husbands will want you. Hee. Na Hwa Ha.

  28. Aubrey O’Day…looks stupid. Literally. The lips, the ridiculous electric blue contacts…it’s just all wrong from the neck up. But then again, I guess you could always use a brown paper bag. Yeah, a brown bag with a drawn on smiley face would be much, much better.

  29. I don’t know, I find her sort of sexy for some reason. Maybe it’s her engaging personality. Maybe it’s her love of animals. Oh, that’s right, it’s her tits sticking out in every pic. I knew it would eventually come to me.

  30. What a WHORE

    So, pamela “let me blow you” anderson is now demanding that only special lighting (which is difficult to use at a charity event) is used when photographers take her picture… and because of this, many photographers are boycotting the event, and the charity is getting less publicity, less donations and is taking it on the chin because of this.

    What a stupid whore. Because of her arrogance, charities will not have as much money to give to the needy. Literally, she’s a detriment to the events she goes to. My suggestion is, no one should invite the arrogant whore to any more events; her slutty Hep C herpes infected presence is not worth it…

  31. lol pam anderson is looking beat in those pics

  32. chili

    She looks cute….Someone saw her personal space with

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    site for sucessful men and millionaires. It seems the profile looks

    sincere and attractive. Is it real!

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  34. Packinwood

    She’s the next Pamela Anderson in 10 years. Skanky!

  35. Yumi

    Wow she morphed into Jenna Jamieson

  36. Melissa

    what happened to her fucking face?

  37. WTF

    IF YOU WANT TO SEE HOW THIS SKANK WILL LOOK IN 15 YEARS BY THE ROAD SHE IS ON NOW ………LOOK AT THE POST OF SHAUNA SANDS !!!! THAT IS HER FUTURE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAD !!!!!! USED AND ABUSED ……SKANKY

  38. WTF

    IF YOU WANT TO SEE HOW THIS SKANK WILL LOOK IN 15 YEARS BY THE ROAD SHE IS ON NOW ………LOOK AT THE POST OF SHAUNA SANDS !!!! THAT IS HER FUTURE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAD !!!!!! USED AND ABUSED ……SKANKY

  39. WTF

    IF YOU WANT TO SEE HOW THIS SKANK WILL LOOK IN 15 YEARS BY THE ROAD SHE IS ON NOW ………LOOK AT THE POST OF SHAUNA SANDS !!!! THAT IS HER FUTURE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAD !!!!!! USED AND ABUSED ……SKANKY

  40. Ing

    It’s just the makeup … it’s not workin on her face. Shes usually pretty but this makeup makes her look like a transsexual alien

  41. Sickitten killa

    wow, sickitten is one racist bastard. it’s so sad how narrow minded ignorant douchebags like you exist in this world, what a waste of space.

  42. #42, if you have SEEN Sickitten (#28), you’d understand why she’s so negative towards other women and life in general. Nothing makes me more “randy” than a chunky, emo female with shitty make up who pretends to be deep and insightful.

  43. Ivanka

    Lol. Sickitten’s bf prolly left her cellulitey fat ass for a hot asian chick. Bitter, much?

  44. What the hell did she do to her face in the past few weeks?! This girl is on the Nicole Kidman plasticsurgery train and the results are NOT good.

  45. JB

    She has had a lot of collagen put into her lips…she doesn’t even look like the same person.

  46. KIM HATES AUBREY

    Aubrey makes me want to cut her… But apprently she’s been cut enough so I’ll let her be for now. Step to Donnie Wahlberg again and it’s on sister!

  47. Nice pictures.. Thanks

  48. Brooke

    When Aubrey first appeared on Making the Band (the one where she was auditioning) she was so cute and natural looking and then I don’t know, I guess fame went to her head and she started getting all these plastic surgeries done and I guess it didn’t help that her BFF is Jenna Jameson. Sadly, If you look at their faces they kind of look alike now. I wonder what Aubrey’s parents think of her now. LOL I bet they wish they’d never payed for all the dance and singing lessons. I mean what is the girl even doing now besides selling her body to magazines? Plus in all her interviews all she talks about is sex, she needs to just do porn already. That is where she is headed anyways.

  49. lizzy
    Commented on this photo:

    Did they honestly try to cut her arm out in her dress? that is totally not a shadow & a horrible shot…she is prettier without photoshop.

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