Aubrey O’Day doesn’t show enough chest

October 30th, 2008 // 55 Comments

Former Danity Kane member Aubrey O’Day got drunk last night partying in West Hollywood and, Jesus, can you tell it’s the slowest news days known to man? Hilary Duff, Sophie Monk, Lance Bass and now Aubrey; where are the real celebrities hiding? Besides Barack Obama’s house – ’cause he’s a Commie! (Beat you to it.) But, seriously, somebody tell Britney Spears to eat one of her kids or something. I’ll be your best friend. :-D

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  1. Max Planck

    She has such lovely natural blonde hair…why does she dye the roots black?

  2. lame

    who??

  3. mamadough

    you know what would be an awesome story? spencer pratt’s head in a bear trap.

  4. p0nk

    I thought Jerry Garcia was dead.

    and #3 mamadough, please do not summon the douche-duo.

  5. Kasey

    Is she fat, or what? I can’t really tell =/

  6. JY

    The guy in pic 2 is showing just as much chest as she is.

  7. mamadough

    come on #4, tell me you wouldn’t want to see that. if you wish hard enough, all your dreams will come true!

  8. blondie

    worst. picture. EVER.

  9. Upornedmed

    the red eyes in the pic are funny!! LOL~
    he looks NOT SO BAD anyway. Many young beautiful girls on
    __MatchRich.C O M__ wanna marry a man like him. I did see some supermodels there. Maybe U guys can have a try.

  10. Horrible.

    She’ll be in need of Rehab within 2 years.

  11. miggs

    Sure she’s totally wasted, but she hides it so well! Like p0nk when he goes out as p1nk.

  12. Joxer the Mighty

    I am Joxer the Mighty!

    fuck you fish and the geekologie writer!

    boring fucking post!

  13. Look mimi changed it’s name

  14. lulu

    whats stopping her titties from floppy out when she sits down, dances, bends over…..hell, anything she does other than walk is gonna let those things bounce loose.

  15. obannion

    did Eminem get a sex change?

  16. Great garb though! easy access o plenty…

  17. Dave Allen

    Man, she’s looking older than Cloris Leachman.

  18. Deacon Jones

    She looks like the freshmen sorority girls that unknowingly walk into the old Sigma Pi house and then…….BLAM!

    Im going to the Phils parade fuckers! Later

  19. jojo

    this girl is a joke…….those are some fat knees and kankels so I would recommend throwing out every skirt she owns….what’s with all these trashy hookers thinking they’re celebrities…..her and than Jordan Price nasty

  20. Werd

    #14 – double sided tape. I am surprised you haven’t heard of it. But, only women with breasts really need to know about it.

  21. jenni

    this girl is serious trash. she threw her own career away and now is just straight disgusting looking.

  22. NY Ted

    Fish…I have no idea who she is or what she is famous for…but she sure has a very nice perky pair of melons on her chest…sexy mouth too! And I like her pretty feet…I’m pretty sure that I could be convinced to fuck her until the turkey is ready to eat on Thanksgiving Day…!!!

  23. Linz

    When did she grow such a sweet mustache?

  24. supersex

    who the fuck is this troll looking bitch?

  25. The only thing interesting about this post is that someone finaly stated the obvious. That Obama is a Commie (or a Socialist at best)

    Nice set of tits though. I love the easy access look!

  26. lmao

    “Commie”

    Yeah, he’ll hand the country over to them Ruskies.

  27. bob

    She is so sexy!!!!!!!!!!!! Several days ago, I found her sexy photos and videos on a sports dating community ==mysportsdate.com== It is said she is making friends there, it’s the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! My friends told me so, gonna check it out!!

  28. Aaron

    Ugly human award

  29. Aaron

    Ugly human award

  30. Tom

    You can see the scars from when she had a breast lift (I don’t think it looks like implants).

  31. Solaera

    Barf. She’s always so shapeless and dumpy looking. I don’t get it.

  32. MaryPoppins

    Ugh… wtf?

  33. boo

    OMG, how much do you pay to look this bad? The dress, the shoes, the hideous jewelry, the headband…. a pretty girl would have a hard time pulling this off. And Aubrey does not qualify as such.

  34. Johhny

    this bitch is disgusting. washed up trash. see her on celb rehab next season. and you would think she’d at least get her nails done. simply gross.

  35. jonny monstikio

    If she was giving rimjobs with a reacharound for .50 cents down in the bowery, she’d be overcharging.

  36. jonny monstikio

    If she was giving rimjobs with a reacharound for .50 cents down in the bowery, she’d be overcharging.

  37. jonny monstikio

    @27. bob- you are a smegma eating whore. no one is going to your shitty website

  38. jonny monstikio

    27. bob you smegma eating whore. no one wants to go to your shitty website.

  39. so jewy

    isn’t she banging shug knight ?

  40. mick

    Are we sure that isn’t Brooke Hogan in her Halloween costume?

  41. mick

    Are we sure that isn’t Brooke Hogan in her Halloween costume?

  42. mick

    oops! sorry for the double post.

  43. Emily

    Just the kind of trash that would allow a negro to touch her.

  44. m

    i feel sorry for her :( she must be on drugs, depressed, something…

    she has gained so much weight and just threw away her career, now she’s partying with suge knight?! she is playing with fire i hope she cleans up before it’s too late

  45. m

    i feel sorry for her :( she must be on drugs, depressed, something…

    she has gained so much weight and just threw away her career, now she’s partying with suge knight?! she is playing with fire i hope she cleans up before it’s too late

  46. I love her!!!!!!!!! Several days ago, I found her full penetration gimp outfit orgy photos and videos on a sports dating community ==mysportsdateisAtotalfuckingscam.com== It is said she is making friends there, it’s the real place where hot cougars and milfs hang out with sexy young men!! Don’t forget to download our “player” *cough*viruses*cough* to view the videos. Your credit card numbers are safe with us. ;)

  47. “Former Danity Kane member”

    Is that English? WTF is a Danity Kane? Yes, I know I could Google it. No, I really don’t want to know.

  48. Ebony

    Emily u r a racist BITCH.
    I’m sorry for this chick but from the 1st time I saw her I knew all this would happen, she is just a dumb, trashy person. She is also depressed and will soon need rehab. She should be trying to glam herself up so that somebody will find her appealing enough to be with her and pay for the luxury she got used to.
    And yes she is getting fat, did you all see her on the mtv season finale?! awful

  49. She needs a MONEY FUCKER, bet?
    (be sure: THIS IS AMERICA TODAY, folks!!)

  50. Carson

    I’ll still tap it.

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